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Ricky Gervais

5 dager siden

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love, I’m not complete without you as my Fan 🌹🎻 I have you to be most thankful for 🎻🎻🌹

World Joke Part 2 nolocal.info/have/video/ZoekdtmYzn6k2IQ

love your work bro ❤😂😂👍

Hello! Here' New Years Eve and New Years Day joke 2021-2020.A. D., World Joke. Enjoy:) nolocal.info/have/video/jYOKnbmGnoiO1KY

Vacuum Gas Joke (whoopee cushion) in Astra Zenaca or Gladbag Joke vis a vis Gladys Joke NSW I presume the vaccine company was symbolised in character of Xena the warrior tv series. Oxford (car hits bull) Astra (female star term) zeneca (Xena in California {ca}). In California female driving Ford who is too self-assured hits bull wandering on road. Solved- Blazing Saddles where Mongo knocks oxen out with punch. Quite honestly, it just gets worse. It's best to tell the truth, good Sir.

Revision of Good King Wenceslas titled 'Good Sir, Moore is Less' Clavax failure(?) Pox. Appears in cats first at vet clinics globally. Not heart drug. I think they harm in belief of diffusion antibiotic v heart drug = linguistic determinism. Diametry between heart to penis in symbolism. It's like mercury to syphilus because Mercury is symbol of child, Mars is man, Venus is woman. So doctor accelerates one disease to elevate perceived drug efficacy related to treatment of pox. But people are still ill and die. So kalamazoo is perverted in reporting. 1750 Calender Act changes date to standardise battle field time keeping. But really it is to fool their own senses because Napoleon is blighted with pox and they fear same. They think changing time will change the nature of organic disease. This is the medical rationalism. My synopsis is that they hallucinate in medical malfeasance during homologisation of homonyms based reasoning and are given the Karl Malden Joke in American Express pick pocket trick for their foolishness. Reasoning occurs in transliteration of Wenceslas into latin languages. These people will rant while standing on all our graves. They're making up nonsense again. I'm sorry, it's Rosswell again, Area 51. They'll find a damaged flying saucer as usual. They tricked me in accident and i dropped a cup. So they jettisoned the human tissue module on space station over bloc country a couple of days ago. They must have realised shell games in alerts from infected colleagues on Earth. Ghost scar trick;) nolocal.info/have/video/jZNsrbSdy6SNtng

Robert Pembroke 老师. 中国人民 有奥达伊利亚人民. 你们好! 哦们听了. Well, i buy weet bix now:) Space Lab Module Jettisoned Again. Believe it or not! 2020.A. D., They figured out space lab is Uncle Tom's Cabin. The women astronauts have jettisoned part of space lab module to slow orbital decay vis a vis Calamity Jane starring Doris Day, bread baking. They're trying to break cabin Windows again. I think they might media black out again. Doctor will try and blame the kids again, so it's probably a good idea, Comrades. They'll try and say they got no boils on their bottoms when we know they're blighted with pox. They're not going to be 'G' rated about this thing, not General Audience at the cinema. That's Uncle Tom's Cabin Joke again. They tried to kill a number of us as children, so Sky Lab, Mia, fell to Earth with all on board deceased. They all poisoned each other. Blinker affect applied later. They tried to decentre entire age demographic in zero gravity using first principle in zero gravity. They'll figure it out in a few days and start to plan their suicide in space. They're chosen because they hari ramah themselves within reincarnation myth of the milky way, mam That became basis for movie, 'Dogs in Space' starring INXS performer. He later committed suicide as well by trying to fire off his rocket early. I hope that helps Kylie Minoghue understand Mike. It wan't your fault Kylie, luv ok! Don't be depressed luv. He loved honeyballs, Kylie. That's how they got the title of the movie:) Notice random generation url affix code. Google plans well in advance. I am just removing encryption and applying observation;) nolocal.info/have/video/haGZebGBuI2N3Hw

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I thought you might find this interior decoration interesting. It uses simple picture frame pattern you can make easily with mitre saw and 45 degree angle box, acrylic paint etc., what do think? Here's three portraits I'm working on as part of living room graphic novel design Left is Arthur Billabong-Gong-Viet-Cong Caulkey. Chinese Chef on The Endeavour 1770. Middle is Captain James Cook, skipper who liked having kipper on The Endeavour. Right is Elton Jeffrey Dahmer, Le Carne Boutique D'Amour, Butcher to Captain James Cook and Grandfather of Indigenous Guide Bennelong See the simple picture frame pattern. I learned it i grade 1 before I learn letter formation in print:) drive.google.com/file/d/1h8vCTpO3UdhOz8QEpAztnjvpda3mXyvY/view?usp=drivesdk

NickV.UK - I want to interview Ricky if anyone can help? Thank you

Goodbye John LeCarre. Rest in Peace. You taught me how to make a robot rock in Gorky Park with a piece of string. My good friend John knew Arthur Koestler very well. They shared a common sense in reasoning. John taught me robotics and Arthur taught NASA how to make extension leads for satellites. Tell them itbis indeed Uncle Tom's cabin. Let's not feed the flames. We don't want the Macabee Games. Andy Gibb will tell you that as well, my Son. 谢谢 John 老师 nolocal.info/have/video/d3d7rdN72qugvXw

Goodbye John LeCarre. Rest in Peace. You taught me how to make a robot rock in Gorky Park with a piece of string. 谢谢 John 老师 nolocal.info/have/video/d3d7rdN72qugvXw

When you said piece good Sir, it reminded me of how a blood tissue sample was taken from me when I was young to be cultured in the creation of collagen that would become the basis for the collagen used in the creation of supermarket sausage skins around the world. Everyone gets a little piece of me each time they eat a sausage. I volunteered to give the tissue culture in a 'Jesus on Toast' moment in my life. It's my Xmas gift to England. Happy Birthday on Xmas Day:)

Ricky. I would like to be a functional alchoolic. Can you give me some tips? thanks ricky.

Covid19 Xmas Royal Joke 2020 "I'm not sure about Rolfe, my darling Charles." My handsome wife Diana, may she rest in peace, said as she watched Rolfe talking to Mum about the nature of royal portraiture and the value of perspective before continuing. "I found oil paint marks between the cheeks of Williams bottom. When I queried Rolfe about the burnt sienna on young Williams undies he turned to me and replied that the paint brush had to be rested somewhere for he was famished and needed a cucumber sandwich." Recordings from the candid Royal Diaries of Camilla Parker-Bowls, Buckingham Palace on a windy day. " Leave Conan's robot faeries at home to dream of electronic sheep counting apples before falling asleep in the rabbit hole." Harry said as he felt the Captain rub his bristles ever so gently against his cheek in that usual murky London pea soup fog that often conceals Big Ben when the clock is being reset. according to Greenwiche mean time. " -Famous quote of Andy Pandy. nolocal.info/have/video/fJyfbMZ-mXFws6Y ... etc.,

Il pensato del'una cosa semplice dopo La Guerra del Mondo 3 Dopo il mondo gioco vis a vis 'COVID-19' e possible fare un'altro 'Jesu on Toast' o qualcos'altro (?) Se ci pensiamo questa cosa e un segno del divinia comedia et cetera., per le gente facile:) nolocal.info/section/RDexoyKRl_hpA&feature=share&playnext=1 Grazia mille, Signor Robert Pembroke I Brigatisti Rossi Australia

Ricky I hope you see this message. I know you probably get this all the time but could you please do a spin off show about Kev. Picture it? I must go on NOlocal and look up “best of Kev in derek” weekly. It always makes me laugh and cheers me up. The possibilities are endless, there must be so much material there to do. You could make it as a documentary about him. Some low budget production by some “do gooders” who want to video the plights of a man who’s life is rock bottom. Could follow him around his hang out spots. Boozing on street corners, kids parks etc. He could have a bunch of low life mates too. We’re in a world of too much political correctness at the minute. Someone who’s as crude and disgusting as Kev would give these sort of people nightmares. It would be so refreshing. Hope this message reaches you mate ❤️

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If you get this...Ron Sexsmith's "Beautiful View' WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT on After Life...MOO...

nolocal.info/have/video/eIWKl76xppCxm4A uploaded just for you mr. mate sir whatever

Mete S.

2 måneder siden

mark looks at his sun glasses and sees it clear... and the whole scene is horseshit BUT symphaty vote remains

So if I have a good script, how do I send it to you Ricky? Thank you, Bela

Hey Ricky, just completed first season of After Life and I have a better tagline for it.. "How to make everything about yourself while inviting people for coffee" 🤣 Nah um kidding, it's a cool show.. But really, tony needs to listen to others problems as well... Just saying

Sounds looks like Pink Floyd

Ricky Gervais

5 dager siden

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love, I’m not complete without you as my Fan 🌹🎻 I have you to be most thankful for 🎻🎻🌹

Ricky. Could you please reply for an email address if you are free Saturday to do a turn for the current Truth Tour 😊 your help in this amazing cause would be very much appreciated after your brilliant speech in Hollywood. Many thanks 😊

You're voice is really good . Very impressive. Here's my version of 'Different Drum' by Mike Nesmith with a visit from my friend in the end as well. It's a Magpie bird. It's wild! nolocal.info/have/video/eZuImNWfyKagzIg

You can really hear Bowie's influence

Dya ever, like, pick your belly button and smell it? It hasn’t proven to be a great experience for me... I mean, I shower everyday! and I thought B-buttons were quite like vaginas, ya know? Like I was SURE they were ‘self-cleaning’ machines.. But, based on the rot I just smelled during the aforementioned ‘picking’, I’m here to tell ya that B-buttons are flat-out MINGIN’! 😐 Thanks in advance, for your time. 👍🏼

Thanks Ricky

What I’d like to know. Is in that clip of you and Warwick Davis dressed as robin, for life’s to short. Why didn’t you choreograph him singing half way up the stairs? Make the video and be responsible for millions of people dying... Of laughter.

wow whoever is running this channel deleted my comment..

Renea Cat

3 måneder siden

@Normal Misha that’s cool

Renea Cat

3 måneder siden

Really? What did it say?

"Crimes Against Humanity" nolocal.info/have/video/oKRkaMuBx4hssYg Spread the message please

I'll be honest, wasn't a big fan. But after the globes a serious elevation in my estimation! Great Job, bloody loved it.

Just wanted to say Thank U I've always liked your movie's 📽 🎬But after your hosting of the Golden globes awards I have a Greater appreciation for U BossMan!! U might have pissed off Hollywood but you gained a Brother with me & thousands around the world. If you ever needed anything an I could help I would be there in a drop of a hat.! Thanks for all the brightness🌞 U bring in these other wise dark times we're all going through.

I really like this sound!

My favorite thing about Ricky is he can sit alone in front of a camera and crack himself up!!!!😂😂. Finding yourself funny is the best therapy on this miserable planet 🌎 ❤️😊

Ricky Gervais

5 dager siden

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love, I’m not complete without you as my Fan 🌹🎻 I have you to be most thankful for 🎻🎻🌹

Chris Namaste

24 dager siden

it isnt the planet that is miserable... its humans ruining a beautiful planet & wonderful nature right♥

MedveRPGgaming

2 måneder siden

He's a great guy. Brings happiness to all his fans even in difficult times.

love davids music!!!!!!! my idol!!!!!!!

More convenient that a Tesco express Close to Windsor but the properties less Keeps the businesses of Britain great It's got Europe's biggest trading estate It doesn't matter where you're from You wanna work? Then come along The station's just got a new floor And the motorway runs by your door And you know just where you're heading It's equidistance 'tween London and Reading Oh Slough My kind of town I don't know how, anyone could put you down To the West you got Taplow and Bray You got Hillingdon the other way It's a brilliant place to live and work It was in Bucks now officially it's Berks Don't listen to what the critics say Like it's soulless, and boring and grey See for yourself, what you waiting for? We're on the Bath road, that's the A4 And you know just where you'll be heading It's equidistance 'tween London and Reading Oh Slough My kind of town I don't know how, anyone could put you down Oh Slough My kind of town I don't know how, anyone could put you down

it just shows with a good producer mediocre rock music can sound much better. then the band/singer does media interviews talking about their 'creative inspiration'.

Eh? MES nolocal.info/have/video/hZx7mqZw3Gqjsms

The new Pink Floyd?

I wish I was cool like you 😎 perfect class every time

when are you gonna make a extras movie have andy trying to make it in america and fucking it up.

Ricky, Thanks for Keep’n iT ReaL! Tell Jane We LuvHer2

I’ve googled you as I don’t want to go on Twitter. I’ve just got into Instagram with the help of my kids. Not kids really both in their 20s. I just want to help people understand how important animals are to us humans. I just, today put my Carlo down today. It broke us. Not just me and my daughters but everyone who knew us and him. Bad day but how can we help in anyway with animal charities. Let me know.

I guess I have to put Slough on my itinerary, right after the British Museum and Stonehenge.

well..the 'influence' need not be stated...a great song!

LMAO despite Slough being a dump, this is a pretty good song...it`s inspired me to do a song about High Wycombe now lololol

Great but I am a bit disappointed that this is not accompanied by a video.

You are stuck in slumber..... Authors of NESARA/GESARA : David-Wynn : Miller. Code Breaker Owner of the American Flag sense 1999 :Russell-Jay : Gould. David is dead. Russell is currently the Commander-in- chief of all military on Earth and the International Postmaster General, Federal Postal Judge of all courts of Earth. Research people research. It is time to become FULLY AWAKE.

What you have is a god given gift gervaizz. Why am I a atheist ?, because god will call you in his time son : ) .

Sounds a little Bowie. Not a bad tune really.

Better singer than many actually.

Love David Brent, Hate Ricky Gervais

Just an all round talented, gifted human being. I love you.

I worked in Slough for 4 years and this is just the type of song that I would have written. Thanks dear boy for expressing the soul of Slough and sharing it with the world. An uncanny masterpiece.

Was raised in Hillingdon, moved to iver just outside Slough. Wish he had mentioned that the train station had a cased taxidermy dog named Station Jim.

There goes David Brent...

Work.

Seona Dancing 4 Life!!!!

WOW, WHAT A MASTERPIECE.. JOHN BETJEMAN'S WORDS.. LIKE.. "FRIENDLY BOMBS.." AREN'T A PATCH ON BRENT'S HEARTFELT SONGS.. BRAVO BRENT.. 🙋

IF YOU WANT TO GET TO SLOUGH.. M4.. MOTORWAY WEST OUT OF LONDON, YOU WILL SEE WINDSOR CASTLE ON YOUR LEFTHAND SIDE.. AND WHEN YOU SMELL SHIT.. TURN OFF NEXT LEFT.. JUNCTION 7.. WELCOME TO SLOUGH.. ( It has a massive sewage works, just beside the motorway.. Haha... And if you turn left towards Slough centre.. You can get the smell from the Mars Bar factory, which is a lot better..)

In ten years this will be the National anthem in the pubs..How much you dare to bet? This is the antithesis to Oasis. Piece of musical history! Hah..

This is so Bowie. Its actually a really great song musically. But the lyrics are pure British sarcasm at its finest. Hats off Ricky 😃👍!

I prefer the studio demo version, it's purer - nolocal.info/have/video/eqaEl9atsKKQp4A

My favorite from the Album. sounds biographical. similar voice to Al Stewart in Year of the Cat.

lovely song my friend.

Ricky Gervais

5 dager siden

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love, I’m not complete without you as my Fan 🌹🎻 I have you to be most thankful for 🎻🎻🌹

🦄 much love to you from south Florida 🏖❤

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I’ve been listening to this song recently! I love it!!

Ricky please bring karl ans stephen in after life 3

Goooooo rickyyyyy

Play a record Karl...

Not as flat as on telly...

👍 just loving this song! can't help but smile when going by coach from Victoria Station to Bristol, and passing by the signs leading to Slough 😀 OMG I miss Britain! Stuck in Sweden right now. Looking forward to a Ploughman's sandwich and a pint... Life's too short... Rule Britannia 👍⚡

Ricky Gervais

5 dager siden

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love, I’m not complete without you as my Fan 🌹🎻 I have you to be most thankful for 🎻🎻🌹

Name search: a word that looks & sounds like a lump of goo.

I miss London

Did David Bowie record this before he died?

One of the most important tunes of the 21st century. Standing the test of time

Bowie would be proud

Emotional and educational...

Just awful So so fkn awful. I love it

“I don’t know how, anyone could put you down.” Legend.

Tell the people what’s going on in Victoria Australia,with your reach you could wake up 10,s of thousands

the truth is, as much as this is a funny song, it contains genuine pathos and melancholy. The joke is on Dave Brent, and on Slough, but its also truthful and wistful. Ricky Gervais sees the sadness behind the mundanity of life & a character like Brent and that is why Ricky is so talented, and such a brilliant writer and observer of life

Brent is up there with the likes of U2 and Pink Floyd... although I'm sure they couldn't run and manage a successful paper merchants

William Moore

4 måneder siden

Who thinks Neil is more of a laugh than me?

White_Shadow_59

4 måneder siden

Probably what spurred em on

Neil Groves

4 måneder siden

every time i hear my neighbour upstairs play U2, i always sense there has been a rape up there....

How long before NOlocal flags Ricky's own video for his own music.

GaryGuevara

4 måneder siden

Apparently Brent has put in a copyright strike on the channel lol

It's equidistant tween London and Reading

🎤oh Slough.... Love it

I think I unironically like the song. It certainly has its quirks, but it does leave a void when it's over.

Ricky Gervais

5 dager siden

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love, I’m not complete without you as my Fan 🌹🎻 I have you to be most thankful for 🎻🎻🌹

the creator of the best UK show ever, it can't and wont be beat

More Brent please we need him back

Neil Groves

4 måneder siden

not without smerch

Still cry to this day 😭 when he said Europe’s biggest trading estate so much emotion

yeah okay

You can dance to it if you put it on double speed. Makes it less souless and gray

Actually a blinding tune lol

My favorite song on this album!

Ricky Gervais

5 dager siden

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love, I’m not complete without you as my Fan 🌹🎻 I have you to be most thankful for 🎻🎻🌹

Not funny at all. And that's the whole point. And if you get it you've got it. And if you've got that, you've got that too. Got it?

DefMettle

4 måneder siden

it's hilarious

legit strong track

This hits different when you live in Uxbridge

I love how you speak your truth with no filter, many have got famous and become puppets to a whopped system. Your freedom of expression is liberating!