if god talked how people on facebook said he did

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"I talked to god last night and he said subscribe or else???"
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in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Kommentarer

  • Gus Johnson
    Gus JohnsonMåned siden

    Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  • God

    God

    20 dager siden

    This is true.

  • _.

    _.

    22 dager siden

    no

  • Tobias Barnes

    Tobias Barnes

    Måned siden

    @Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see

  • Tobias Barnes

    Tobias Barnes

    Måned siden

    @Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see

  • Kinga Tobiás

    Kinga Tobiás

    Måned siden

    @Tobias Barnes t HD majd kg j dg g fű g fű h g HD i fd

  • BuckOff223
    BuckOff2232 dager siden

    D A M N I T L A W R E N C E

  • Satyam Kumar
    Satyam Kumar4 dager siden

    Needed 1 min to carefully read the caption

  • Jacob Hatfield
    Jacob Hatfield4 dager siden

    The last line was the darkest shit I've seen on the web 😂 Fuck that was cold

  • Karr Raak
    Karr Raak5 dager siden

    That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

  • GALAXY GAMING
    GALAXY GAMING5 dager siden

    NOT FUNNY PEOPLE GO AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU

  • Shark Pog

    Shark Pog

    6 timer siden

    Hail satan

  • GALAXY GAMING

    GALAXY GAMING

    13 timer siden

    U better or your going hell

  • Omar Marino

    Omar Marino

    14 timer siden

    How bout no

  • ColeSMG
    ColeSMG5 dager siden

    Oh my god the ending 😐

  • Isaac Ross
    Isaac Ross7 dager siden

    As a Christian who has a baby that means the world to me. That’s last joke was dope af!!!

  • IM2OFU
    IM2OFU9 dager siden

    Damn! That last one tho

  • Dian Heffernan
    Dian Heffernan10 dager siden

    Depends on who or what is tampering with the subliminal mind fkg

  • All Dogs Are Good Bois
    All Dogs Are Good Bois12 dager siden

    Suddenly, I feel very threatened. - a person whose mom's name is Paula

  • Riskteven
    Riskteven14 dager siden

    Wig+Santa-beard=win! (The old Dumbphone also adds funny)

  • NoltheSol
    NoltheSol15 dager siden

    hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  • NoltheSol
    NoltheSol15 dager siden

    hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  • Hopeful Hyena
    Hopeful Hyena15 dager siden

    That last line is based.

  • Poofy 1932
    Poofy 193215 dager siden

    I was not expecting that ending.

  • The Asian Theory
    The Asian Theory16 dager siden

    Not my god, the only god I know has blonde hair and stands on the roof with a hose

  • Stephen Ritter
    Stephen Ritter19 dager siden

    The last one got me

  • WilliamRogers&TheExceptionalContent
    WilliamRogers&TheExceptionalContent19 dager siden

    That's definitely not How Jesus talks

  • God
    God20 dager siden

    Great job!

  • Dirty Heretic
    Dirty Heretic20 dager siden

    Hey, this is the resident heretic here and I can confirm this is how the christian god talks

  • Drumset
    Drumset20 dager siden

    Ohhh, you cheeky bastard, Gus ! That Jesus....Christ joke was Louie CK's and plus you're god not Jesus.

  • RagingMMOs
    RagingMMOs21 dag siden

    Any one else watching all of Gus’s videos just to hear the outro over and over?

  • Mitchel Reimer
    Mitchel Reimer21 dag siden

    Dont blaspheme

  • Newbier
    Newbier21 dag siden

    God can’t afford an IPhone?

  • Niko Manuelides
    Niko Manuelides22 dager siden

    the last line cracked me xD

  • kanał na youtube
    kanał na youtube22 dager siden

    God*

  • James Bogart
    James Bogart23 dager siden

    Fr my dad almost named be obadiah he said my nick name would have been obi. I'm so glad he named me james Lee bogart IV, that's way better.

  • Shailesh Rana
    Shailesh Rana23 dager siden

    "figured I'd kill your child" OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • Gustav
    Gustav23 dager siden

    nice phone gud

  • Moldy Carrot
    Moldy Carrot23 dager siden

    But where does his angels go off to?

  • Charlie Moreland
    Charlie Moreland24 dager siden

    We looking for a full back tat buddy?

  • Gustav
    Gustav24 dager siden

    Obadiah will never not be funny

  • vizthex
    vizthex25 dager siden

    damn, that last one got me lmao

  • Suli
    Suli26 dager siden

    I like how the title says god, but then he called himself Jesus

  • Filthy Casual
    Filthy Casual26 dager siden

    How did god how talk to Facebook how did he and hoW it do?

  • hi ho silver n
    hi ho silver n27 dager siden

    I don't have Facebook so this is all very obscure

  • NoKnowledge Needed
    NoKnowledge Needed27 dager siden

    OH! OH SHI..... "figured I'd kill your child".... HOLY FUCK DUDE

  • Quack
    Quack27 dager siden

    The “Yeah Jesus here, Yeah Christ” was just- I became a tea kettle with Dream.

  • Quack

    Quack

    25 dager siden

    @M Green I-

  • M Green

    M Green

    25 dager siden

    Cringe

  • 100% Real Moore
    100% Real Moore28 dager siden

    Ikr! Crazy!

  • jbmp1390
    jbmp139028 dager siden

    "Jesus here...yeah Christ" such an underrated line

  • Squirrel Gray
    Squirrel Gray28 dager siden

    Ah that last joke... so good.

  • tist006
    tist00629 dager siden

    Name them Ezekiel or some shit lmao

  • JameZ
    JameZ29 dager siden

    "Ohbadia"

  • Gabriel Gonzalez
    Gabriel GonzalezMåned siden

    funni

  • Leftover Spaghetti In God's Shoelace
    Leftover Spaghetti In God's ShoelaceMåned siden

    "Hey Laura, there's this kid Zeke he goes by stonertits_74 on twitter. I've been trying to talk to him but *godly scoff* I just can't get his attention! Could you go remind him about me? Thanks hun."

  • Kelly DeMars
    Kelly DeMarsMåned siden

    Love God's cordless telephone!

  • LoL 881
    LoL 881Måned siden

    “If you like Paul’s new post, I’ll make your mum live forever”

  • ꧁ Le Mysterious Pastel ꧂
    ꧁ Le Mysterious Pastel ꧂Måned siden

    I had a stroke reading the title

  • Super Sweetheart
    Super SweetheartMåned siden

    The *truth* in this is what makes it sad and hilarious

  • Kros Gaming
    Kros GamingMåned siden

    Dang right jesus

  • Fay
    FayMåned siden

    Oohhhh that last one 👌👌👌

  • eioshen boboi
    eioshen boboiMåned siden

    "hey bro them doctors who went to school ain't do nothing to heal that cancer, that was all me baby" -Facebook God

  • John Doe
    John DoeMåned siden

    Has anyone noticed how if a comment even mentions God and it all goes to shat

  • Jake
    JakeMåned siden

    This is so right lol

  • Mason A
    Mason AMåned siden

    Hey Jesus here Ya Christ Just kills me😂😂

  • Virago ツ
    Virago ツMåned siden

    Your so close to 3M

  • eioshen boboi

    eioshen boboi

    Måned siden

    Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  • Space Doge
    Space DogeMåned siden

    0:37 was incredibly funny hahaha ye aha christ yes

  • kolim jone
    kolim joneMåned siden

    The title: God speaks like people on Facebook says God on video: hey, Susan, Jesus here Me: wait a minute

  • Zeke Waters
    Zeke WatersMåned siden

    I'm offended

  • KayDubs
    KayDubsMåned siden

    Was not expecting that ending... 😂🤣

  • Tyler Morgan
    Tyler MorganMåned siden

    👁️--_--👁️

  • Jake Pencil
    Jake PencilMåned siden

    When he looked left and right at the end I got flashbacks to ‘there’s an endangered species right there’.

  • R1CARD0 1017
    R1CARD0 1017Måned siden

    Alt title god messing with people on Facebook

  • kolim jone

    kolim jone

    Måned siden

    ?? But enjoying the video. ????

  • HansEinar Fuglum
    HansEinar FuglumMåned siden

    Actually, according to scripture, and common Christian cannon, people, and children don't turn into angels when they die. It is a common mistake, and every time someone comments on their grandmother's facebook obituary that heaven just got a new angel I always make sure to correct them. I wonder why people don't want to be my friend.

  • HansEinar Fuglum

    HansEinar Fuglum

    Måned siden

    I definitely like this

  • Master's Sword
    Master's SwordMåned siden

    Sacrifice* for more garbage

  • Haunterboat
    HaunterboatMåned siden

    As a Christian myself I'm not even mad that is oddly accurate

  • Baran Işık
    Baran IşıkMåned siden

    tjmhjökgyu

  • IdiosyncratiCm7
    IdiosyncratiCm7Måned siden

    Americanization of Christianity KJV really kinda sus

  • ms42662
    ms42662Måned siden

    That angel one made me laugh so suddenly that I had a 5min long coughing fit

  • MrProofMan
    MrProofManMåned siden

    You forgot that he’ll spare someone’s dog if they get one million page likes.

  • j carranz
    j carranzMåned siden

    Ok that last ones a bit harsh

  • bofooit gojo
    bofooit gojoMåned siden

    SO cute...I love it! Perfection!

  • Sam's Crib

    Sam's Crib

    Måned siden

    Ok dude

  • Holly Rogers
    Holly RogersMåned siden

    THE OBIEDA AND EZIEKAL ONE ENDED ME

  • Cara Roots

    Cara Roots

    Måned siden

    Genius.

  • MatthewPlays_YT
    MatthewPlays_YTMåned siden

    Ee

  • Mooh
    MoohMåned siden

    WHERES THE ENDING MUSIC FROM I NEED TO KNOW PLSSSSSS

  • Anuhlog
    AnuhlogMåned siden

    wtf

  • Cavin Lee
    Cavin LeeMåned siden

    Hey Ken how’s your private jet, you like it?

  • bofooit gojo

    bofooit gojo

    Måned siden

    Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  • Blue Jay
    Blue JayMåned siden

    The funniest thing about this is the phone

  • niduoe stre
    niduoe streMåned siden

    “Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

  • A Ghost.
    A Ghost.Måned siden

    whats facebook?

  • Mr.JD2zn
    Mr.JD2znMåned siden

    My name is Jedidiah

  • niduoe stre

    niduoe stre

    Måned siden

    thank you for this nice video ??. I like it.

  • Fuzzy Vides
    Fuzzy VidesMåned siden

    Best video yet 👌

  • ApolloThe HealingHunter
    ApolloThe HealingHunterMåned siden

    My mother's name is paula 👀

  • Lulin

    Lulin

    Måned siden

    ok?

  • Plorx
    PlorxMåned siden

    I unsubscribed and then re-subscribed just to make sure I was in god's good books.

  • Bff_gamerz
    Bff_gamerzMåned siden

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😂😅

  • Andrew M
    Andrew MMåned siden

    Honestly though. Like, if he spoke to you why isn't your Facebook post in the Bible? He's already revealed himself my dude.

  • PigOlympus
    PigOlympusMåned siden

    cummy nuts

  • Dro The Dimwitt
    Dro The DimwittMåned siden

    The last one was fantastic

  • MonsterBxtch
    MonsterBxtchMåned siden

    Okay but I grew up Catholic and this is exactly how he talks in the First Testament.

  • Lucas Egeland

    Lucas Egeland

    Måned siden

    I didn't realize they had Chevy Malibus in 2 ad

  • MonsterBxtch

    MonsterBxtch

    Måned siden

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not still a Catholic 😬

  • Cameron Wright
    Cameron WrightMåned siden

    This is not even funny. You think that since you dont believe in it making fun of what we believe. I just want to warn you that Mocking God and his people has some serious consequences. For example, two children were making fun of a prophet and the prophet called on two mother bears to come and eat the children, they were all eaten and killed.

  • Lucas Egeland

    Lucas Egeland

    Måned siden

    @Cameron Wright no i wont, sky daddy told me i was gonna live forever. You just have to believe ofherwise you will be sent to hell

  • Bagel

    Bagel

    Måned siden

    @Cameron Wright my point still stands

  • Cameron Wright

    Cameron Wright

    Måned siden

    @Lucas Egeland your going to spend eternity in hell if you dont repent and believe

  • Lucas Egeland

    Lucas Egeland

    Måned siden

    @Cameron Wright i already have eternal life

  • Cameron Wright

    Cameron Wright

    Måned siden

    @Bagel Im not catholic, im Reformed

  • blakekinseyfilms
    blakekinseyfilmsMåned siden

    Gus is the funniest man on this platform

  • Jacob Broome
    Jacob BroomeMåned siden

    0:24 i just got a cross tattoo on my thumb/wrist 3 days ago 😂

  • Morgan Germani
    Morgan GermaniMåned siden

    Was waiting for the moment he tells someone how graceful and forgiving he is and that they better share it with everyone on their FB or they’ll have bad luck for ten years.

  • J-エリコ
    J-エリコMåned siden

    dont be blasphemin' now

  • Ruby Cooper
    Ruby CooperMåned siden

    Why does god even need to test people if he knows everything, and therefore knows how people will respond under certain circumstances?

  • The Real Obama
    The Real ObamaMåned siden

    Yeah ... Christ

  • plainrock193
    plainrock193Måned siden

    I can’t turn notifications on it’s says that ur content is made for kids like Tf no it aint

  • plainrock193

    plainrock193

    Måned siden

    @bilij pdan ok and like I don’t even give a shit

  • bilij pdan

    bilij pdan

    Måned siden

    Horrific incident occurs Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"

  • Zephyr's Requiem
    Zephyr's RequiemMåned siden

    Funny yet infuriating

  • bilij pdan

    bilij pdan

    Måned siden

    when he makes fun of your name

  • Nikaluss
    NikalussMåned siden

    “Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

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