Monologue: Florida Man | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • billy mitchell
    billy mitchell18 timer siden

    Endangered species are lame

  • Jake Price
    Jake PriceDag siden

    Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from The Incredibles.

  • Danny Orsello
    Danny Orsello2 dager siden

    Well done Bill, you're the best.

  • Catherine Gearhart
    Catherine Gearhart3 dager siden

    If you squeeze Matt’s head between a wall and a door and make him say: “Here’s Johnny” .... I guarantee you will need to change your underwear.

  • George Rito
    George Rito3 dager siden

    Used to see pictures of nazis with a more friendly face.

  • Markus Greenus
    Markus Greenus7 dager siden

    Blanket pardons don’t exist but you and your audience are too stupid to understand that

  • Will Gilmore
    Will Gilmore7 dager siden

    This shit supposed to be funny?

  • Daniel Gaucin
    Daniel Gaucin8 dager siden

    Just love you so much lol!!! Fantastic monologue to an always amazing show

  • Simon Dewitt
    Simon Dewitt10 dager siden

    It was only a matter of time before there would be a Gaetz Gate.

  • Micah McAllister
    Micah McAllister11 dager siden

    YEAH NUMBER 1 BABY!!!

  • Gary Wray
    Gary Wray12 dager siden

    'Publiklans need to change their mascot from Elephant to VULTURE!!!

  • - Stiegosaurus -
    - Stiegosaurus -12 dager siden

    "Reopening" except you have to wear bullshit face diapers. BULLSHIT.

  • Lesly Ponce
    Lesly Ponce13 dager siden

    This comic man look plastic face clown, maybe his staff acting like audience, he has full opening staff laughing

  • Voice Of Reason
    Voice Of Reason13 dager siden

    I love how Democrats are so fast to judge before facts come out. Except when people like Governor Andrew Cuomo have MANY credible accusers, they go completely silent. Gotta love the double standards.

  • LITTLE RICHIE
    LITTLE RICHIE14 dager siden

    Eddie Munster grew up to be Matt Gaetz.

  • Meep Head
    Meep Head15 dager siden

    Bill has numerous hookers.... I’m betting his parties are just like Matt’s , at least in past.

  • Tanya Jackson-Smith
    Tanya Jackson-Smith15 dager siden

    Hopefully, Floridians will choose wisely when it's time to vote Matt Gaetz out of office, and choose a grownup with some righteous morals and values. With all of the NATURAL disasters Florida gets, they certainly don't need the loud-mouth, cultish pervert like Gaetz to represent them. Get wise, Florida!

  • Wes Kaihara
    Wes Kaihara17 dager siden

    He looks more like Peter Boyle's monster from 'Young Frankenstein' minus the green skin.

  • Lesly Ponce

    Lesly Ponce

    13 dager siden

    Are you talking of this. Comic show man , pay attention his face look clown face

  • Commander McFadden
    Commander McFadden17 dager siden

    Its is Obvious the Bill and his late night friends are being paid by somebody because nobody is this wrong for so long with so little reason as these guys who wax retarded endlessly in offense of logic.

  • Jalisa
    Jalisa17 dager siden

    These jokes aren't landing

  • Alfredo. Sagredo Romero
    Alfredo. Sagredo Romero17 dager siden

    He's the one telling religious group perverts move over I play suggar daddy.

  • morningstar
    morningstar18 dager siden

    A pre-emptive blanket pardon? License to do whatever the hell you want basically.

  • Jon Weiss
    Jon Weiss18 dager siden

    To paraphrase an old Reagan joke... I don't know what is up with Jill, she comes off as angry irritable and just one uptight broad. All I know is that if Joe was doing to her, what he's doing the rest of the country, she'd be a whole lot happier.

  • M Stit hinkle
    M Stit hinkle18 dager siden

    I thought gaetz was gay he does look gay

  • M Stit hinkle
    M Stit hinkle18 dager siden

    Tucker Carlson diffenently got picked on as a kid

  • TWSTF 8
    TWSTF 818 dager siden

    Getting annoyed with the audience for not reacting to his less funny punchlines is HARDLY a good look for Bill. Something he's doing more and more of lately. If it ain't funny, you can't just expect, let alone demand, that your audience laughs hysterically at it lol he's got this weird passive-aggressive attitude while he's telling jokes, like everyone is being too, "politically correct," when it's really more like the jokes just AIN'T that funny, man! That's why people aren't laughing as hard, or as loud or exuberantly, as you'd like them to be! Sure, a couple people might get apprehensive about laughing at a joke about a particularly sensitive subject, or something that's bordering on offensive, but most of your audience is going to realize it's JOKES, Bill. If it's offensive humor, or a joke about a particularly sensitive subject and it's actually FUNNY, People will laugh! I wasn't offended by a word you said in this monologue but I also only ever chuckled slightly, at BEST, because the jokes just ain't that funny, know what I mean? When a joke is funny, which happens often enough to keep me watching this show every week, I'll laugh. And I'll even laugh hysterically sometimes. But, when I don't it ain't because I'm offended. Get better writers. Write your own material. Write more consistently funny stuff! Whatever! Just STOP blaming the audience for being "liberal snowflakes" all the time for not laughing hard enough when it's the quality of the humor that's the issue! The whole "attitude" makes people want to laugh even LESS, because there's nothing funny about being guilt tripped into laughing at someone's lame jokes. Ya dig?! 🤣✌

  • Bob Jones
    Bob Jones18 dager siden

    Aw, wah. Somebody tell those poor Cubans to stop taking boats to Florida. Cuba has free health care. It has open borders, too. White Floridians party without masks and Latinos suffer systemic racism via Covid. Yeah, its all them whiteys

  • Jennifer carterson cobbs

    Jennifer carterson cobbs

    18 dager siden

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  • Micheal Moats
    Micheal Moats18 dager siden

    Too bad matt's not a democrat he would get a pass like hunter.

  • Dan Brownell Fuzzy
    Dan Brownell Fuzzy19 dager siden

    I'm seeing Selena Gomez with short hair.

  • I Can Fly
    I Can Fly19 dager siden

    Bill is past his sell by date as he is so unfunny, Ever since someone pointed him out as an ugly garden gnome I find it hard to take that image out of my mind, Bill is living proof that you should quit before you turn stale, I bet he meets the same end as Robin williams who strung himself up, if only

  • trounbyfire
    trounbyfire19 dager siden

    Assume sex trafficking... Tf

  • Deborah Moriarty
    Deborah Moriarty19 dager siden

    Definitely is Butthead!!! The fucking teeth - my god

  • kyo ono
    kyo ono19 dager siden

    is not that the audience is different is that the material is meh... try another day.

  • eioshen boboi
    eioshen boboi19 dager siden

    Matt Gaetz is the mayor of Whoville.

  • DUMP TRUMP
    DUMP TRUMP20 dager siden

    Gun reforms will never happen because Trump and the Republican party won't allow it since they get huge donations from the NRA and police unions. They also think that the thinning of Democrats helps them 100%. So sad!

  • CAD 5238
    CAD 523820 dager siden

    You are excrement Maher!

  • Tj Diskin
    Tj Diskin20 dager siden

    Just another me 2 moment. Guarantee gaetz is found innocent. Just another way for the people who agree that children can take puberty blockers to try turn people on republicans. You guys need to check out real facts. Worry about the show the trans on hbo max thats the shit you endorse.

  • Michael Rogers
    Michael Rogers20 dager siden

    Damn dude you got some white in your hair .

  • John Montoya
    John Montoya20 dager siden

    Full. Of. Lies. Discusted

  • Robert Eaton
    Robert Eaton20 dager siden

    No comedy this time?

  • Seiko
    Seiko20 dager siden

    Bill Maher used to be funny. But just like professional athletes he is too old to do his craft. Love the guy but he needs to enjoy his retirement

  • Rosario Messina
    Rosario Messina20 dager siden

    California has the highest infection rate. When are they going to fact check leftists..???

  • Rock girl
    Rock girl20 dager siden

    All the “congrats and atta boy” calls to ‘45 now make sense.

  • Robert Cairns
    Robert Cairns20 dager siden

    Should have given the audience extasy. 🤦‍♂️🙄

  • Jennifer carterson cobbs

    Jennifer carterson cobbs

    18 dager siden

    Hello there I’m connecting with business minded people with whom I can share a lucrative investment proposal that will earn you passive income without taking up your time if you decide to venture into it, can I share this with you?

  • StyxLicks
    StyxLicks20 dager siden

    Call me old fashioned, or a kook... goofball, idk, but I still go by that silly innocent until proven guilty thing.

  • 1anastudent
    1anastudent21 dag siden

    Actually, the cat in the hat looks smarter

  • JOEYWHO
    JOEYWHO21 dag siden

    Don’t hold your breath for reopening.

  • L Douglas
    L Douglas21 dag siden

    He looks like the grinch to me

  • Flowing a youtuber By St. Jerome
    Flowing a youtuber By St. Jerome21 dag siden

    why no jokes on Andrew Cuomo the governor of New York on sexual harassment

  • Crib Rebo
    Crib Rebo21 dag siden

    He looks more like the Grinch...

  • Guilherme Gabriel

    Guilherme Gabriel

    21 dag siden

    +>

  • Robyn Gray
    Robyn Gray21 dag siden

    Matt don't look like cat in the hat, he looks like jerry falwell son! Or jimmy swaggert 🤣🤣🤣 leave cat out of that crap!!

  • Evergreen Spring
    Evergreen Spring21 dag siden

    Nice hobby Hunter. Ha! Dang spoiled rich kid. Time to grow uP.

  • Raj M
    Raj M21 dag siden

    What kind of idiots voted gaetz to power.

  • bcvbb hyui
    bcvbb hyui21 dag siden

    With a pardon comes the admission of guilt. and he asked for a blanket pardon. yes. he is guilty of all of it. if you can think of it... the answer is yes.

  • Sergio Santana
    Sergio Santana21 dag siden

    Also, my papi said he has the face of some one who deserves a smack just on GP alone.

  • Sergio Santana
    Sergio Santana21 dag siden

    My Mami told me to never trust a beady eyed, no upper lip, off the rack suit wearing loudmouth.

  • Mary Elizabeth
    Mary Elizabeth21 dag siden

    When you need to continually point out that someone in the audience "gets it" (your joke) it might be time to quit while you're ahead and think about retirement.

  • Johnny Aragon
    Johnny Aragon22 dager siden

    His, song? Is! Pussy cat! Pussy cat! I love you! Yes! I......Do!.......! By Tom Jones! Women Flocked too! His concert! And throw! Their panties on stage as he sang his songs! Now! Tom Jones? Was a hot! Item! For all the lady’s that went too! His! Concert’s. Do you know? Of any other performer getting panties throw at them like this?

  • CH
    CH22 dager siden

    Maher is toobin it

  • Joana Miguel

    Joana Miguel

    22 dager siden

    kindly text him👆👆👆 tell he I referred you for quick replies,,

  • Joana Miguel

    Joana Miguel

    22 dager siden

    +>

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    Ines Joao22 dager siden

    NOBODY BECOMES A MILLIONAIRE OR A BILLIONAIRE BY WORKING FOR OTHERS AND DEPENDING ON THEM, GOOD INVESTMENT BRING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND CONSISTENCY BRING BILLIONS, THE MARKET IS ALL ABOUT BTC AT THE MOMENT NOW.........

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    Simao Jose

    20 dager siden

    All thanks to my aunt who introduced me to him.

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    Simao Jose

    20 dager siden

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  • Vicente Gustavo

    Vicente Gustavo

    20 dager siden

    The time is now,

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    Vicente Gustavo

    20 dager siden

    Passive income is the key to financial freedom.

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    Dinis Salvador

    20 dager siden

    earn from home don't allow the depletion of the economy affect you

  • H.L. RAINEY JR.
    H.L. RAINEY JR.22 dager siden

    This show is doomed. Neither funny nor relevant.

  • H.L. RAINEY JR.
    H.L. RAINEY JR.22 dager siden

    Why is Bill looking more like a televangelist with each passing season?

  • RealTakerslady
    RealTakerslady22 dager siden

    Hunter Biden is doing the most normal ish, the quack Ben Shapiro had the nerve to call him a bad person, these Republicans are such hypocrites

  • Bertha Ruiz
    Bertha Ruiz22 dager siden

    Fair Dimkin, my sentiments exactly!

  • James Maxwell
    James Maxwell22 dager siden

    Matt learned from the best, trump used his lawyer to pay his clients

  • San-Go
    San-Go22 dager siden

    Matt Gaetz looks like a villian in a Twilight Saga movie...

  • Gloomy Blackfur
    Gloomy Blackfur22 dager siden

    So the scandal is that Hunter Biden videotaped himself having 3-ways with two consenting adults? Unless you're a pastor, how is that a scandal?

  • Harry William
    Harry William22 dager siden

    If he was like any black or hispanic american should be jailed

  • Shauka Hodan
    Shauka Hodan22 dager siden

    Lindsey Graham gets so conflicted trying to decide which of his dresses will accent his AR-15 the best.

  • MrPrince3121
    MrPrince312122 dager siden

    Is Matt from Whoville?

  • Michael Higgins
    Michael Higgins22 dager siden

    Maher knows nothing about this care.

  • Bhertsh Bhertsh
    Bhertsh Bhertsh22 dager siden

    He reminds me of jack Nicholson in the shining when he froze to death

  • Cleo's mum puddy tat
    Cleo's mum puddy tat22 dager siden

    Oi.. Bill some of us haven't seen those films thanks for the spoilers. Stop begging for laughs.

  • jim dow
    jim dow22 dager siden

    GaYtzz is the first of his generation walking on two feet

  • Flint Knudsen
    Flint Knudsen23 dager siden

    It's always been the case that we could have reduced flu deaths by quarantine, social distancing, wearing masks, etc. Why should we leave this routine? Let it be the new normal.

  • John James Hackenbush
    John James Hackenbush23 dager siden

    I always knew that shiny faced prick Gaetz was bent.

  • John Nolen
    John Nolen23 dager siden

    Been through the comments and honestly I think we can all agree this shit stain should not be in Congress. But.... What does it say about the people that put him in the position that he's in? Thanks Florida

  • Joseph Carollo
    Joseph Carollo23 dager siden

    The whole bunch trump supporters are a bunch of molesters that is the perfect example of what type of person we're dealing with they molested U S. CITIZENS OUT OF HARD EARNED CASH THEY BELIEVE THAT HE'S SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. THEY SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL ALL REPUBLICANS FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DO

  • Joseph Carollo

    Joseph Carollo

    23 dager siden

    Forgive them for they know not what they do they too f****** stupid

  • Joseph Carollo
    Joseph Carollo23 dager siden

    Trump & Matty the perfect example of a beavis and butt-head to be more he & Eric trump & Matty Gaetz definitely a good match for beavis and butt-head

  • Bob Pacana
    Bob Pacana23 dager siden

    Hey Matt Herman Munster called he wants his head back

  • Joseph Carollo
    Joseph Carollo23 dager siden

    Butthead is perfect example of what type of person that he isn't no way he's feeling pretty 🦋 miserable him and Trump can be cell mate's and they'll play hide the salami with one another

  • R&RDream
    R&RDream23 dager siden

    GOP went from "lock her up" to "innocent until proven guilty" pretty fast.

  • Duke Dex
    Duke Dex23 dager siden

    I like your show. You talk with facts yet delivering your message with humour. Maybe other “shows “ can watch and learn . 🇨🇦 We hoped after trump “ facts” return to USA culture..........

  • sokin jon
    sokin jon23 dager siden

    Its like Gaetz's eyes are trying to hide behind his forehead.

  • J. Christie
    J. Christie23 dager siden

    Hugging a Flag and Screwing people 🤣!

  • Bill Hurst
    Bill Hurst23 dager siden

    Wouldn't give you 2 cents for a Florida politician. I lived there

  • Chewbacca's World
    Chewbacca's World23 dager siden

    Bill, the audience was not the problem. I'm a fan but you need some new writers. They weren't laughing at several of the jokes because they weren't funny.

  • Trevor Alleger
    Trevor Alleger23 dager siden

    Bahama trip was only to celebrate his girlfriends not having to take the SAT's to get into college

  • Mark Isahack
    Mark Isahack23 dager siden

    Bill is a sell out to the liberal media and a snow flake he is not a real man he don’t want kids

  • Mac Swanton
    Mac Swanton23 dager siden

    stop laffen at your own (writers') jokes.

  • brian ingell
    brian ingell23 dager siden

    all i can equate gaetz behavior to is when Quagmire wanted Meg as his girlfriend. it was even creepy in a cartoon.....

  • SuperStraight Steve
    SuperStraight Steve24 dager siden

    Rough night bill

  • Todd Weatherly
    Todd Weatherly24 dager siden

    Welcome to florida bill if nothing else him and bill will end up at Bush gardens

  • Pendejo
    Pendejo24 dager siden

    None of these allegations against Matty Gaetz comes as a surprise to me.

  • Bryan Moyna
    Bryan Moyna24 dager siden

    Women? you mean underage girls.

  • William 989
    William 98924 dager siden

    His fiancee and her family must be soooo impressed. That being said, given who Gaetz is I doubt they really care.

  • Jeff J
    Jeff J24 dager siden

    Like the thumbnail with a moron politician with his mouth wide open.

  • Reality Go Live
    Reality Go Live24 dager siden

    I thought I saw crayons in Matts suitcase.

  • Aaron Boudreau
    Aaron Boudreau24 dager siden

    Project Veritas jus exposed cnn for this being absolutely made up to get rid of Gaetz cause he’s conservative. Haha 😂

  • Aaron Boudreau

    Aaron Boudreau

    21 dag siden

    @Sue Schade hello??!! Anybody in there??!! Naw you’re jus a stupid troll bot 😂 you got nothin 😂 you can’t even gimme one example.. you are PATHETIC 😂 I would hate to be you.. have a good life loser

  • Aaron Boudreau

    Aaron Boudreau

    22 dager siden

    @Sue Schade umm.. I don’t believe you for a second 😂 please explain to me what’s bullshit about them.. I’m positive that you will never respond 😂 you can’t even write out bullshit ... wow you are pathetic. Everything is skewed?? Please tell me how?? I bet you won’t. Take care sheep. Remember triple mask to be safe.

  • Sue Schade

    Sue Schade

    22 dager siden

    Sad that you believe bull**** on project veritas. Everything is skewed or made up on your “news” source.

  • Gary InMarz
    Gary InMarz24 dager siden

    Gaetz has the same disease as Trump

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