You guys should upload r/thathappened videos at thursdays, yknow, in memory of That Happened Thursdays.

Should have taken the piss out your fake thumbnail. The paranoid need to understand governments and corporation do track people but they wouldn't bother with a tracking device in a mask. They're already tracked by their phone.

A response to all of these stupid people would just be Bill Nye saying "No you fucking idiot"

funny story: I live with my family, and I have an in-home tutor. we were talking about my math test i got a bad grade on, when I hear the front door open downstairs. i look out the window, some guy left our house holding a tv. after an hour of figuring out what is god's name just happened, my tutor left and We went to Costco to buy a new tv. my mom was so confused and angry she marched right in with no mask on(i had one). the guy at the front who checks your membership card asked her if she needed a mask, she responded with no. i went "mom, you dont have a mask on." then she called me crazy and said I was making things up, when she reached to her face to point out her mask, she didnt have one. my mom somehow embarrassed me and herself because she was high on adrenaline. my tutor had left the door open, but I didnt want to admit it because she was a good tutor. now looking at it, I shouldn't have put this on a video about people lying lol.

In among us i started an egg cult every one put eggs on their head and made a rule of "no egg no game" and i have picture proof it was absolutely hilarious i played games with some of the egg cult members a few weeks later

7:49 I had my teacher say that in 3rd grade the classmate apologized and moved on this was so much better

You said deep/dark web but they are completely different things

4:31 Ah yes the wars of freedom such as gas and nuclear bombings and people getting shredded in ww2. The USA declaring freedom with un-shooed soldiers fighting in -10•. And the civil war were men killed each other over common sense. Yet wearing a mask isn’t a great fight for freedom anti maskers this isn’t a giant war against the maskers this is 1 retarded side and 1 smart side.

People complaining about the government spying on them through masks? Take a look at your phone mate :)

4:12 when i saw this i was like peter griffin screams intensifi also sorry for the bad grammer

Every male is a jet

0:00 if this man served in the vietnam war the Vietnamese would have surrendered

2:45 I’m gonna contrast this with a wholesome story. When I was 6, my family and I were in the waiting area of a restaurant with a claw machine. I really wanted to play because I LOVED stuffed animals, but my parents never liked claw machines because they’re usually scams (they’d ALWAYS make me cry as a kid because I’d fall in love with a specific stuffed animal inside and be so upset to have to leave it behind when I inevitably failed to win it). My parents begrudgingly let me try, and of course I failed and started crying because I wanted the stuffed dragon inside. Well, a few teenagers played it, won the dragon and two other stuffed animals, and gave all three of them to me ;-; I still have the stuffies to this day. Some people are just so freaking nice.

Who in the name of thor himself was thanked for not wearing a mask

My sister claims to be a feminist She doesn’t believe women should be in the army/navy

FLYYY ROBIN FLYYYYYYYYYYY

ah yes the queen is male or non-binary.

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@Oreo wtf does that even mean

Oreo

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noun 1. the female ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth. "he insisted the princess could be crowned queen"

As I Vietnamese myself I laugh so hard at the beginning

5:33 registered redditor here, can confirm that is not a meme What would have been funny is if they had put their name down as a rickroll and then the whole shop would've gotten rickrolled 7:21 and THATS the thing they're shocked by?

Ok emkay nerds have a lot of issues they are not just smart and those issues make them a smaller group these issues are bullies, bullshit of the schools, too much IQ wich makes them know everything wich makes them bored wich makes them depressed, physically weak ( mostly ), crushes who reject them, and the number of idiots who are just too much to handle believe me I am a nerd

Flatcap

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Btw I’m a professional in history and I have beaten some teachers and archeologists with information about history and I’m a 12 yr old

Flatcap

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Oh and some nerds are everything nerds and some are divided by subjects like me

Flatcap

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If you want more info just ask

0:28 my work ethic

In Ireland no one wears masks

lol

When he said, “Vietnam warfare”, he just meant he was afraid of Communism.

women: all men do is only lie, lie and lie!! also women:

WH-

and everyone clapped

Brown bear, brown bear what do you see. Is an old kids song I think. I'm pretty sure i used to sing it in kindergarten please correct me if I'm wrong.

One time i was playing among us and then captain america, obama and shrek appeared in my house and said i had to help them to save the universe from evil amogus. I broke all masks, i destroyed covid and kil amogus. Everybody clapped

Was the finger, or device in your mask?

3:44 me who is 9 smarts

Does pores mean her lady parts

What he said "Lactose intolerant" what I heard "lack toast and taller ants"

Beautiful

9:37 (the drugs one) kinda seems believable though.

4:00 this actually happened to me to when I was 3 to 4 or something

I got cancer, and then fought an alligator! I am very proud (:

Am I the only one who achuly researched electronics scenic I was 9

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@Kinsey -_-

Kinsey

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but can't spell "actually"

I didnt get the brown bear joke

6:33 Exuse me the QUEEN might be male or non binary what makes a queen a queen is that thier female otherwise it would be king or just monarch as a gender nutrel term also correct be if im rong but calling the black pice chocolate seems kinda iffy since it is black not brown and if it is then you would just call it brown also the queen is smaller then the king last i cheked and even so why is that cool.

Weeeeeellll some kids are like 200 iQ ;:l

The Government when they see the thumbnail: "Ah shit! Here we go again..."

it worked

this is what the cosco employee actually said: mam can you please put your mask on or leave, we will not hesitate to kick you out if we have to.

5:41 wrong word

10:25 *Dork Wob*

and then they clapped

5:34 i would have said creeper and have everyone yell, *AWWW MAN*

i am 10 and y called me stupid so i will tell all of my friends to unscribe rn❤😂👍

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No one really cares

0:13 think he mastered American Vietnam warfare.

"as stupid as the other young kids" Kids Which Are Super Genious: We Are 4 Parallel Universe And Dimension Above You

yeah lets just make everyone sick because 2 people "genuinely" dont care

4:50 it's called being homocidally suicidal not a hero.

12:22 rude

I feel sry for the ppl whose stroys were true but sounded like a lie, those r rare but they do happen

Robin just destroyed some of these people with a one liner jesus

I feel like half of these people are just kindergartners

8:39 No. I'm also a woman who likes to drink my coffee black sometimes. It's not that big of a deal and not worth a superiority complex.

Me: looks at the thumbnail Also me: rips open my mask and there was no fu**ng thing in there

9:14 *visable confusion*

The hungry belief characteristically crush because number tinctorially shiver like a troubled yugoslavian. boundless, disturbed soap

Major cringe stories.

I’m STILL dumb... for watching you

A Vietnam warfair is just jungle warfair but in vietnam and rice farmers during 1960 Asia is awsome

3:44 Im 9 so...

2:40 seems belivable ngl

A queen ant can only lay eggs and they dig underground and bury them self’s for a few weeks to start laying eggs and they need to be fertile and have been in a nuptial flight, ando their eggs are not that small 😂

Actually, today my super rich dad took me scuba diving in the Canary Islands cuz, and while swimming around, a shark cam near. My dad punched the shark directly in the face. We weren’t the only ones there, so everyone after getting shocked went silent. Then one guy clapped, and then before I knew it, everyone was cheering. Needless to say, my life is pretty awesome.

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That’s the joke.

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Æw Thank you'

I don’t understand people who are proud to be american

First that part he's talented.

I hate America

I have a little story that actually happened not recently so the details are a bit fuzzy but enjoy it if you want I don’t know so back a while I was at an arcade and I found a claw machine that had squishy stuff and one of them was a cat taco that smells like vanilla anyway when I was trying to get it a kid and his dad I think walked by and was like”don’t be like that kid” then walked away fast forward a few attempts and I got the thing I wanted.I really wish I could have gone and found the people and be like boom b*tch just to stick it to the father or whatever

It may be your right to not wear a mask (don’t think it really is), but it’s also our right to not be getting sick from a virus that is very dangerous for compromised people

4:07 something really wrong when you brag about other girls being jealous of your girlfriend

nolocal.info

Those children at that age: Me nationalist, me adult Me at that age: ''My stuffed animal has no soul, will it go with me to heaven?''

GOD BLESS THE USA UNLIKE U BISH-

Queen doesn’t go her own colour

“So one time I was 3 years old and my older brother, who recently got into college and needs my help to find the cure the cancer ( I’m 7.) needed help with his calculus homework and no one could figure it out. So I went up and solved the problem. Mickey Mouse, shrek, John cena, kylie Jenner, Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, fat Albert, and god himself all burst through the window and started clapping as my abusive auntie stared dumbfounded, then I focused my energy and turned her into a rat and stomped on it.”

Imagine being at a store without a mask and someone praises you Ok now go put a mask on karen

Robin? I thought you where daimion-

samsung font :(

I hate the people who won't wear masks I want to Stuff masks in their airholes I want to

7:56 that was the most fake thing of all time..... tbh I feel like sure, someone might be good at it, but teachers are professionals and even so, its not a test of intelligence its teaching skills. Also pretty sure letting a student teach for a quarter of the school year is illegal.

These are insanely stupid. That’s the only way I can describe their BS.

1:15 How in the hell can someone be offended by the Pledge of Allegiance??

once someone on among us asked me for my _chest_ i don't play among us anymore i said this cause one of the stories reminded me of it

You know, I can tell if a comment is untrue. I know this because I have been trained to recognise a lie for my whole life and study the profile picture to analyse the personalities of the person to come to a conclusion of whether the person is a lier. Also, I'm an alien that eats violins and loops music stands This is true, you know it is because of my profile picture

HEY I am a kid that is seven years old and I am very intelligent for my age

Anti-maskers deserve a brick dropped from 15ft on their head.

Is "brown bear brown bear what do you see" pedobear joke

The Vietnam warfare kid was talking about cod, not real life. He probably has about 10,000 kills and 600 games.

hey guys firefox is faster than chrome

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason, the trees are speaking Vietnamese.

People don’t realize we’re already being tracked regardless of microchips. If you’re reading this comment you’re being tracked

I believe the one about the student who was challenged by their teacher to teach the class better, since back in high school I had to teach my worst subject for two years because our teacher didn't know how to teach, he only knew how to do the math. It was Algebra I & II. Also, English wasn't his first language. Everyone gave me the answers for the final exam both years because I have testing anxiety. I enjoyed how each person's face lit up the moment they understood what to do.

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But don't lay egg in People so its false and only the queen lay egg

Wait....I’m fairly certain I saw that police officer one in The Simpsons