RICKY GERVAIS is DEADLY SIRIUS #018
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Episode 18 - Ricky chats with Diane Morgan ad Mark Watson
The eighteenth episode of Ricky's new series of radio shows on Sirius XM
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.
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Maybe the hitler of an alternate universe has actually been killed by using time travel and this hitler took over. Do you know what I mean
I'd love an episode with jimmy carr and frankie boyle on that would be good 3 shock comics ricky slightly less shock
If his parents are Welsh then he is Welsh as well , no pretending to be Welsh, he is Welsh
Diane is like a little female version of Karl Pilkington
I love Diane
My superpower of choice isn't exactly a superpower... Bernard's watch. Without doubt.
Had to pause at minute 56, was not a topic to be listening to mid omelette
Ricky needs to start a Diane and Karl show.
Well, i'm a reluctant convert to your ugly mug, but even so, what brainless twats thumbs down these freeb'eez. Bet your traumatised Ricky.
Nick her saw
I would go back and kill baby Hitler to research how it felt to be a baby Murderer then share my finding's, saving trillions.
didn't he used to be welsh?
48 minutes in....”he doesn’t know the answers but his brain does”..... him and his brain? KARL WINS AGAIN :)
just going to say this if Mark Watson's parents are both Welsh like he said they are then he is in fact Welsh
Paul Cook
2 år siden
Jamie Deering yeah, I thought that.
Best episode ever 😂. I love Mark Watson & Diane Morgan together. Please have them both on again soon.
What are those things in gremlins called?
Diane is a bit of a Pilkington. Ricky's normally quite polite and coy around women, directing his attention to the men, but not with Diane. Not implying anything, just saying.
Ricky gervais and Karl pilkington fell out and aren’t speaking to each other
Without freedom of speech and the right to offend. there is no comedy or anything. Fight to save free speech #1984
I hate sniffing as well
28:00 Diane has a Karl moment. 'e were a good dancer an' that.
Fucking great podcast
You eat fish? You're not vegetarian let alone vegan.
Love Diane Morgan, she’s so funny ! ❤️
Got 2 minutes in, got bored.
Hitlers brother lived in liverpool and hitler went to visit him and stayed in liverpool for a few years in his 20s, and his brother remaind in liverpool while world war 2 was on, so hitler may of been in the north when diane morgan time travelled to there she'd only have to be on the motorway for 45 minutes and then bobs ure uncle shes ready to take out Hitler, jobs a goodin.
The "killing Hitler" debate is idiotic. The reason for WW2 was the economic recession and the subsequent rise of fascism in Europe. It wasn't one man's doing. If it wasn't Hitler, it would be someone else.
Get Graham Hancock on
Can you get on GRAHAM COXON OR ANY BLUR MEMBER
This Music Is Not For You
2 år siden
Joe Fitzgerald that would be shit
I love these, great mix of people, agree with everything they say, common sense, but bring back kp!
Alien give$ man a beard
view count on these are dropping, time to get the K-man and lankey in
I wonder if Diane Kan KiKK her height?
Here's man, here's woman, here's a dog, here's a cat, here's an octopus, here's a- "hold on, what is this?"
We want Karl back you filthy fatass
I think I’m in love with Diane. Imagine doing acid with her?
Think it was during WW1 when he was in the trenches that changed him and when he got hit, or it at-least re-enforced his thoughts. But I'd go back and give Hitler's mum a good rogering in her trench and drop a load before Mr Hitler did.
rachaelsas
2 år siden
Num47 hitlers mum had stds, that’s why hitler was nuts, and so would you be to do her and not create hitler, as Karl says, you’ve got to have some bad to enjoy the good things in life....😃
I would love a spoify playlist of the tracks played on all these podcasts. :-) Anyone doing that??
Hopefully everyone asking "Where's Karl" will appreciate how like Karl, Diane is. Plus Mark is a pretty good stand in for Steve!
Marcus Cross
2 år siden
I agree
Mark's Welsh story is absolutely ridiculous
The "would you kill Hitler" debate is one with a simpler answer, which is no. If you killed Hitler and you prevented WW2 you saved the lives of 50 million people, which sounds amazing. However what people miss is the simple fact that everyone alive today is alive because of every little thing that happens in the past. For example, I exist because my grandparents had my parents during WW2. If the war hadnt happened my grandparents would not have had the two babies they did. They wouldnt have been in the exact place and time that they were. They would have had babies, but they would have been different babies, so I would simply never have existed. So killing Hitler would have saved 50 million, but wiped from existence every single person alive that would have been affected by WW2 happening, which would be most of the current human race. There would be 7 billion people, but they would all be different people to who live today.
I love it every time Diane is on this.
So thought that was baddiel with Morgan. The people have spoken. Nearly though .lol
Love the show Ricky, but we need fresh guests! How about David Attenborough, Warwick Davis, Jon Culshaw? Wouldn’t mind hearing more from Richard Dawkins!
I’m not interested in Athletics, but if someone’s got bionic legs... I’m in!
Would anyone else like to see Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington on one of these shows? Let me know in this comments section if you would.
Terry Woodward
2 år siden
I see what you did there...
Ricky,Karl and Steve is the dream team,these Deadly Sirius are always a trio...just one more together.......................PLEASE.
None of this now needed, baby dead
Bring back Karl!!!
Can't believe rickys done 18 of these, he's usually bored after a few episodes, unless he's got a bald head to play with.
I know im flogging a dead horse here, but this is not even comparable to the stuff Ricky did with Karl n Steve. I accept he has moved on, but get annoyed that Ricky refuses to even mention Karl's name. Im not saying he owes us an explanation, but the occasional comment about whether they still talk or not would be nice. It is literally as if before Ricky does any interview or show, he lays down a 'no-Karl' rule. Its as if anything remotely related to Karl is avoided like the plague. WHY???
Sanguinary Guard Lynchy
2 år siden
Nah I don't think there will ever be a reunion. To be honest im kind of ok with that. There is so much material of theirs to watch and listen to, that I can basically play it all on loop, and still wont get bored. It just sad that when I listen to them, I occasionally think to myself about what the three are all doing now, and it makes me sad to think they just dont bother at all. It does annoy me that Ricky cant even bring himself to bring up Karl's name though.
Sanguinary Guard Lynchy
2 år siden
Thats so annoying
Fingaz MC
2 år siden
And tbh if they did do a reunion it'd just be rehashed material. The original XFM shows are so much better than the podcasts which are mainly just the same stories
Fingaz MC
2 år siden
Civil - Anarchist Watch the Oxford union interview he dodges even saying karl or Steves name when he's asked a question about them. It's really weird and kind of disrespectful
It’s a great listen, always interesting chats.
Christ! De berg!
Dan O'Malley
2 år siden
Banana drama!
Dan O'Malley
2 år siden
mactheknifeuk can’t say bien (Kasabian) Genius! lol
mactheknifeuk
2 år siden
Hey, me Winehouse!
Alex Cerecedo
2 år siden
Lease-a Stan-Field
mactheknifeuk
2 år siden
Free da pain
Brilliant....thanks again. Thank god you got rid of that Karl bloke.
Ricky caught Karl shagging Jane after Pilkboys realised Gervais was stealing his jokes on his stand up, he was balls deep in Ms. Fallon when Rick stormed in, all it took was a simple "Alright" and the friendship was over
Thetht... thetht
What if a time machine has been invented and the present is a consequence of the time travellers’ actions, so that for example, Hitler and Stalin are the better option for humanity than what proceeded?
Karl!!!! Just once!!! Please!!!!
yoda apologist
2 år siden
pen12345 source?
ASMRYouReady
2 år siden
JoNNy Bravo Ricky caught Karl shagging Jane after Pilkboys realised Gervais was stealing his jokes on his stand up, he was balls deep in Ms. Fallon when Rick stormed in, all it took was a simple "Alright" and the friendship was over
pen12345
2 år siden
JoNNy Bravo something to do with money and how Karl wouldn't do certain TV film stuff with Ricky and also Karl not liking the way RickyaSteve was saying how they created him etc. Plus something with the Derick TV show payments with Karl.
JoNNy Bravo
2 år siden
pen12345 what happened with them?
pen12345
2 år siden
They are no longer friends.
Bring back Karl!!
How do you feel ricky, that if this was karl Pilkington's show it would have hundreds of thousands of views. And you created him
If I had a super power it would be what ever one made me rich, then I could bugger off and not have to deal with people. Or. I'd just be the master of space and time aka Hiro Nakamura
Mind control would be a great super power but if it's in the hands of the wrong people they could make Trump activate nuclear weapons.
My super power would be to shapeshift like the thing or the T1000. The possibilities are endless.
Spankabuttux
2 år siden
That's exactly what he would say...
jordan stevenson
2 år siden
Spankabuttux eh?
Spankabuttux
2 år siden
Are you Maurice Moss?
It's not the same knowing Diane is essentially acting up as a character. She does it very well but I don't like the comparison with Karl - the difference being that Karl doesn't know he's being stupid to be funny. I do hope before I die, Ricky, Steve and Karl get together again.
Fingaz MC
2 år siden
Royboi I know she is, but I really hope she isn't putting it on in these podcasts and she's like this in real life. Would take a lot of the comedy away for me. I agree these shows don't hold up to XFM, they're timeless comedy gold and I still listen to them all over a week or so at least once a year, they're that good! BTW is that Ric flair in your pic? If so "To be *the* man you've gotta beat *the* man" and Karl is *the* man! And as much as I like Diane, she can't beat him...
Jonathan Noel
2 år siden
Because she's a professional comedian? The character she plays is particularly stupid? And the podcasts aren't as good, arguably, however they still maintain a sense of realism; of raw Karl Pilkington. I just dislike the comparison people keep making between the two... Let's be honest, if Karl and Diane were 'in the same room' as people keep begging for in the comments, the experience would be utter underwhelming.
Fingaz MC
2 år siden
Why do you say Diane is doing it on purpose? What's led you to believe this? Also with Karl the XFM shows are far superior to the podcasts as it was the first time the stories had been told, plus Karl just seemed more genuine back then, less forced and not as stupid more like he was just naive and wet behind the ears when it came to some topics.
Marcus Cross
2 år siden
I see what you mean.
Jonathan Noel
2 år siden
They do, but it's obvious it comes from Karl himself, rather than a character he puts on.
Bravo!! Diane still channelling The K Man
it whoud be nice to bring some extinct animals to the present! Like a t-rex... but i think i´v seen this somewhere
Sujo na Lama
2 år siden
i woud pay to see that! good investment if u can time travel!
ASMRYouReady
2 år siden
Sujo na Lama or man moths
Funniest one yet.
Ask Diane about Anne 'The squatter with a diary' Frank
Ask Diane if she used to do a paper round
This Music Is Not For You
År siden
ASMRYouReady she delivers around the M25 for a grand a week
He knows we love Diane! He must know we miss Karl!
Stridey Gaming Jesters
2 år siden
ASMRYouReady Karl isn’t dead.
ricky has a face for radio
dominic d what 420 no really snap
2 år siden
radio grandad!!!!!!...........you have a face of a radio
Really loving these! Thanks a million Ricky!
Where's Karl?
Andy
2 år siden
had a sex change and is called dianne morgan now
Sanguinary Guard Lynchy
2 år siden
Exactly
Matthias K
2 år siden
brent was shit though, karl rocked
Matthias K
2 år siden
it's just not the same without karl
Marcus Cross
2 år siden
Where are you?
Why am I picturing a scene with a scientist, a naked woman and the scientist saying "I was sure the time machine would work this time"
How is this still not an actual podcast? Ricky why are you doing this to me?
"Professional baby assassin," really got me.
YESSSSSSS Diane 🙌
Bring back Karl!!
Fingaz MC
2 år siden
Watch the Steve Merchant Cambridge union interview he actually mentions Karl. He says karl figured out he didn't need to give a percentage to him and ricky, he could just do it himself. The new show he's making will hopefully prove that more than ever. On a side note check out the Gervais Oxford union interview and see how Ricky completely dodges a question about Steve and Karl and won't even say their names... he doesn't even acknowledge that he made Office and extras with Steve now. He always says when *I* made the show...
FoodforThought
2 år siden
Marcus Cross = please don't compare a try hard fake, to the real deal that is Karl
Marcus Cross
2 år siden
Karl had a sex change and is now called Diane. I thought everyone knew that?
FoodforThought
2 år siden
he does, he even has a new show coming out this year
alexphotoman
2 år siden
FoodforThought Karl doesn't want to be brought back!
This shit just isn’t the same without Karl & Steve
Nathan S C
2 år siden
Don’t listen then, ta’ra!
spreadthelove77
2 år siden
Zzzzzzzz......
Phil McAvity
2 år siden
HappyPlanker. And you said it real good
HappyPlanker
2 år siden
retry tobuy it's gotta be said
Phil McAvity
2 år siden
HappyPlanker. Geez! Chill out.
Way hey Diane Morgan again, love her! So lovely and funny (and hot!)... Edit: *FIRST!!!!!!*