RICKY GERVAIS is DEADLY SIRIUS #018

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Episode 18 - Ricky chats with Diane Morgan ad Mark Watson
The eighteenth episode of Ricky's new series of radio shows on Sirius XM
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.

Kommentarer

  • Hadvarr
    Hadvarr3 måneder siden

    Maybe the hitler of an alternate universe has actually been killed by using time travel and this hitler took over. Do you know what I mean

  • Hadvarr
    Hadvarr3 måneder siden

    I'd love an episode with jimmy carr and frankie boyle on that would be good 3 shock comics ricky slightly less shock

  • Jamie Deering
    Jamie Deering3 måneder siden

    If his parents are Welsh then he is Welsh as well , no pretending to be Welsh, he is Welsh

  • Soufiane Artwood
    Soufiane Artwood9 måneder siden

    Diane is like a little female version of Karl Pilkington

  • Abe Wilson
    Abe Wilson10 måneder siden

    I love Diane

  • John Smith
    John SmithÅr siden

    This is a great podcast. Great guests and conversation.

  • jjsteer91
    jjsteer91År siden

    My superpower of choice isn't exactly a superpower... Bernard's watch. Without doubt.

  • John Smith

    John Smith

    År siden

    Bullshitman! Every time.

  • Kenneth Steel
    Kenneth SteelÅr siden

    Had to pause at minute 56, was not a topic to be listening to mid omelette

  • Altakotumo
    AltakotumoÅr siden

    Ricky needs to start a Diane and Karl show.

  • Sporty1290GT
    Sporty1290GTÅr siden

    Well, i'm a reluctant convert to your ugly mug, but even so, what brainless twats thumbs down these freeb'eez. Bet your traumatised Ricky.

  • Ant B
    Ant BÅr siden

    You would be damn clever if you brought Jesus back because, even if he did exist, he was probably not at all famous in his lifetime and maybe he was only one of a number of Jesuses who were preaching and fomenting rebellion... Lets not forget that he only became famous well after his death and indeed, the Jesus of the Bible can be demonstrated to be total, or almost total, fabrication...

  • Ser Bronn Of Highgarden
    Ser Bronn Of HighgardenÅr siden

    Nick her saw

  • Kev Smith
    Kev SmithÅr siden

    I would go back and kill baby Hitler to research how it felt to be a baby Murderer then share my finding's, saving trillions.

  • Sid Arthur
    Sid Arthur2 år siden

    didn't he used to be welsh?

  • P O S T
    P O S T2 år siden

    48 minutes in....”he doesn’t know the answers but his brain does”..... him and his brain? KARL WINS AGAIN :)

  • Jamie Deering
    Jamie Deering2 år siden

    just going to say this if Mark Watson's parents are both Welsh like he said they are then he is in fact Welsh

  • Paul Cook

    Paul Cook

    2 år siden

    Jamie Deering yeah, I thought that.

  • LJ C
    LJ C2 år siden

    Best episode ever 😂. I love Mark Watson & Diane Morgan together. Please have them both on again soon.

  • RockPhonic - VLOGS
    RockPhonic - VLOGS2 år siden

    What are those things in gremlins called?

  • Raskolnikov32
    Raskolnikov322 år siden

    Diane is a bit of a Pilkington. Ricky's normally quite polite and coy around women, directing his attention to the men, but not with Diane. Not implying anything, just saying.

  • Graeme Sleigh
    Graeme Sleigh2 år siden

    Ricky gervais and Karl pilkington fell out and aren’t speaking to each other

  • ben31uk
    ben31uk2 år siden

    Without freedom of speech and the right to offend. there is no comedy or anything. Fight to save free speech #1984

  • Ernie Hudson
    Ernie Hudson2 år siden

    I hate sniffing as well

  • Ted Crilly
    Ted Crilly2 år siden

    28:00 Diane has a Karl moment. 'e were a good dancer an' that.

  • shootatsquare
    shootatsquare2 år siden

    Fucking great podcast

  • dogs aren't dangerous
    dogs aren't dangerous2 år siden

    You eat fish? You're not vegetarian let alone vegan.

  • P S
    P S2 år siden

    Love Diane Morgan, she’s so funny ! ❤️

  • Gregory Ashton
    Gregory Ashton2 år siden

    Got 2 minutes in, got bored.

  • John Green
    John Green2 år siden

    Hitlers brother lived in liverpool and hitler went to visit him and stayed in liverpool for a few years in his 20s, and his brother remaind in liverpool while world war 2 was on, so hitler may of been in the north when diane morgan time travelled to there she'd only have to be on the motorway for 45 minutes and then bobs ure uncle shes ready to take out Hitler, jobs a goodin.

  • makouras
    makouras2 år siden

    The "killing Hitler" debate is idiotic. The reason for WW2 was the economic recession and the subsequent rise of fascism in Europe. It wasn't one man's doing. If it wasn't Hitler, it would be someone else.

  • Jack D
    Jack D2 år siden

    Get Graham Hancock on

  • Joe Fitzgerald
    Joe Fitzgerald2 år siden

    Can you get on GRAHAM COXON OR ANY BLUR MEMBER

  • This Music Is Not For You

    This Music Is Not For You

    2 år siden

    Joe Fitzgerald that would be shit

  • rachaelsas
    rachaelsas2 år siden

    I love these, great mix of people, agree with everything they say, common sense, but bring back kp!

  • The United Katedom
    The United Katedom2 år siden

    Alien give$ man a beard

  • Tiddly Middly
    Tiddly Middly2 år siden

    view count on these are dropping, time to get the K-man and lankey in

  • rxp56
    rxp562 år siden

    Did it ever occur to any of you thick, irritating cunts that Karl doesn’t want to do the show? Hence why he stopped doing the tired old format where he’d have to pretend to be way more stupid than he actually is!

  • Marcus Cross

    Marcus Cross

    2 år siden

    It genuinely surprises me that so many people keep asking for it, like as if enough people suggest it to Ricky via his NOlocal channel that he'll ask Steve and Karl and they will do it. There are 4 problems with this: 1) Ricky probably doesn't read the comments here. 2) If he did, he probably wouldn't take any notice to what other people requested. 3) Karl has already said he doesn't want to do it again. 4) Steve is having plenty of success on his own and will probably continue down that route.

  • The United Katedom
    The United Katedom2 år siden

    I wonder if Diane Kan KiKK her height?

  • Louis Hessey-Antell
    Louis Hessey-Antell2 år siden

    Here's man, here's woman, here's a dog, here's a cat, here's an octopus, here's a- "hold on, what is this?"

  • Matthias K
    Matthias K2 år siden

    We want Karl back you filthy fatass

  • Obito Uchiha
    Obito Uchiha2 år siden

    I think I’m in love with Diane. Imagine doing acid with her?

  • Num47
    Num472 år siden

    Think it was during WW1 when he was in the trenches that changed him and when he got hit, or it at-least re-enforced his thoughts. But I'd go back and give Hitler's mum a good rogering in her trench and drop a load before Mr Hitler did.

  • rachaelsas

    rachaelsas

    2 år siden

    Num47 hitlers mum had stds, that’s why hitler was nuts, and so would you be to do her and not create hitler, as Karl says, you’ve got to have some bad to enjoy the good things in life....😃

  • B- ri
    B- ri2 år siden

    I would love a spoify playlist of the tracks played on all these podcasts. :-) Anyone doing that??

  • Nick Button
    Nick Button2 år siden

    Hopefully everyone asking "Where's Karl" will appreciate how like Karl, Diane is. Plus Mark is a pretty good stand in for Steve!

  • Marcus Cross

    Marcus Cross

    2 år siden

    I agree

  • Leah Smith
    Leah Smith2 år siden

    Mark's Welsh story is absolutely ridiculous

  • JammanTV
    JammanTV2 år siden

    The "would you kill Hitler" debate is one with a simpler answer, which is no. If you killed Hitler and you prevented WW2 you saved the lives of 50 million people, which sounds amazing. However what people miss is the simple fact that everyone alive today is alive because of every little thing that happens in the past. For example, I exist because my grandparents had my parents during WW2. If the war hadnt happened my grandparents would not have had the two babies they did. They wouldnt have been in the exact place and time that they were. They would have had babies, but they would have been different babies, so I would simply never have existed. So killing Hitler would have saved 50 million, but wiped from existence every single person alive that would have been affected by WW2 happening, which would be most of the current human race. There would be 7 billion people, but they would all be different people to who live today.

  • Pencliff
    Pencliff2 år siden

    I love it every time Diane is on this.

  • deltadaz
    deltadaz2 år siden

    So thought that was baddiel with Morgan. The people have spoken. Nearly though .lol

  • DavisSimMusic
    DavisSimMusic2 år siden

    Love the show Ricky, but we need fresh guests! How about David Attenborough, Warwick Davis, Jon Culshaw? Wouldn’t mind hearing more from Richard Dawkins!

  • Terry Woodward
    Terry Woodward2 år siden

    I’m not interested in Athletics, but if someone’s got bionic legs... I’m in!

  • Dean Lowdon
    Dean Lowdon2 år siden

    Would anyone else like to see Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington on one of these shows? Let me know in this comments section if you would.

  • Terry Woodward

    Terry Woodward

    2 år siden

    I see what you did there...

  • Emac
    Emac2 år siden

    Ricky,Karl and Steve is the dream team,these Deadly Sirius are always a trio...just one more together.......................PLEASE.

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThought2 år siden

    None of this now needed, baby dead

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThought2 år siden

    Bring back Karl!!!

  • MrTriplet
    MrTriplet2 år siden

    Can't believe rickys done 18 of these, he's usually bored after a few episodes, unless he's got a bald head to play with.

  • Sanguinary Guard Lynchy
    Sanguinary Guard Lynchy2 år siden

    I know im flogging a dead horse here, but this is not even comparable to the stuff Ricky did with Karl n Steve. I accept he has moved on, but get annoyed that Ricky refuses to even mention Karl's name. Im not saying he owes us an explanation, but the occasional comment about whether they still talk or not would be nice. It is literally as if before Ricky does any interview or show, he lays down a 'no-Karl' rule. Its as if anything remotely related to Karl is avoided like the plague. WHY???

  • Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

    Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

    2 år siden

    Nah I don't think there will ever be a reunion. To be honest im kind of ok with that. There is so much material of theirs to watch and listen to, that I can basically play it all on loop, and still wont get bored. It just sad that when I listen to them, I occasionally think to myself about what the three are all doing now, and it makes me sad to think they just dont bother at all. It does annoy me that Ricky cant even bring himself to bring up Karl's name though.

  • Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

    Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

    2 år siden

    Thats so annoying

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

    2 år siden

    And tbh if they did do a reunion it'd just be rehashed material. The original XFM shows are so much better than the podcasts which are mainly just the same stories

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

    2 år siden

    Civil - Anarchist Watch the Oxford union interview he dodges even saying karl or Steves name when he's asked a question about them. It's really weird and kind of disrespectful

  • GPH
    GPH2 år siden

    It’s a great listen, always interesting chats.

  • Dan O'Malley
    Dan O'Malley2 år siden

    Christ! De berg!

  • Dan O'Malley

    Dan O'Malley

    2 år siden

    Banana drama!

  • Dan O'Malley

    Dan O'Malley

    2 år siden

    mactheknifeuk can’t say bien (Kasabian) Genius! lol

  • mactheknifeuk

    mactheknifeuk

    2 år siden

    Hey, me Winehouse!

  • Alex Cerecedo

    Alex Cerecedo

    2 år siden

    Lease-a Stan-Field

  • mactheknifeuk

    mactheknifeuk

    2 år siden

    Free da pain

  • Alex McC
    Alex McC2 år siden

    Brilliant....thanks again. Thank god you got rid of that Karl bloke.

  • ASMRYouReady
    ASMRYouReady2 år siden

    Ricky caught Karl shagging Jane after Pilkboys realised Gervais was stealing his jokes on his stand up, he was balls deep in Ms. Fallon when Rick stormed in, all it took was a simple "Alright" and the friendship was over

  • Lyndon Roberts
    Lyndon Roberts2 år siden

    Thetht... thetht

  • Kevin Thomas
    Kevin Thomas2 år siden

    What if a time machine has been invented and the present is a consequence of the time travellers’ actions, so that for example, Hitler and Stalin are the better option for humanity than what proceeded?

  • JoNNy Bravo
    JoNNy Bravo2 år siden

    Karl!!!! Just once!!! Please!!!!

  • yoda apologist

    yoda apologist

    2 år siden

    pen12345 source?

  • ASMRYouReady

    ASMRYouReady

    2 år siden

    JoNNy Bravo Ricky caught Karl shagging Jane after Pilkboys realised Gervais was stealing his jokes on his stand up, he was balls deep in Ms. Fallon when Rick stormed in, all it took was a simple "Alright" and the friendship was over

  • pen12345

    pen12345

    2 år siden

    JoNNy Bravo something to do with money and how Karl wouldn't do certain TV film stuff with Ricky and also Karl not liking the way RickyaSteve was saying how they created him etc. Plus something with the Derick TV show payments with Karl.

  • JoNNy Bravo

    JoNNy Bravo

    2 år siden

    pen12345 what happened with them?

  • pen12345

    pen12345

    2 år siden

    They are no longer friends.

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThought2 år siden

    Bring back Karl!!

  • J gra650666
    J gra6506662 år siden

    How do you feel ricky, that if this was karl Pilkington's show it would have hundreds of thousands of views. And you created him

  • experiment54
    experiment542 år siden

    If I had a super power it would be what ever one made me rich, then I could bugger off and not have to deal with people. Or. I'd just be the master of space and time aka Hiro Nakamura

  • jordan stevenson
    jordan stevenson2 år siden

    Mind control would be a great super power but if it's in the hands of the wrong people they could make Trump activate nuclear weapons.

  • jordan stevenson
    jordan stevenson2 år siden

    My super power would be to shapeshift like the thing or the T1000. The possibilities are endless.

  • Spankabuttux

    Spankabuttux

    2 år siden

    That's exactly what he would say...

  • jordan stevenson

    jordan stevenson

    2 år siden

    Spankabuttux eh?

  • Spankabuttux

    Spankabuttux

    2 år siden

    Are you Maurice Moss?

  • Jonathan Noel
    Jonathan Noel2 år siden

    It's not the same knowing Diane is essentially acting up as a character. She does it very well but I don't like the comparison with Karl - the difference being that Karl doesn't know he's being stupid to be funny. I do hope before I die, Ricky, Steve and Karl get together again.

  • rxp56

    rxp56

    2 år siden

    You dozy twat, that is her personality! The stupid character she plays, Philomena Cunk, is a world apart from how she is on here. Gervais likes to squawk at people and exaggerate when he feels someone has said something stupid, because it makes him feel superior. Like he often did with Karl in the early days

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

    2 år siden

    Royboi I know she is, but I really hope she isn't putting it on in these podcasts and she's like this in real life. Would take a lot of the comedy away for me. I agree these shows don't hold up to XFM, they're timeless comedy gold and I still listen to them all over a week or so at least once a year, they're that good! BTW is that Ric flair in your pic? If so "To be *the* man you've gotta beat *the* man" and Karl is *the* man! And as much as I like Diane, she can't beat him...

  • Jonathan Noel

    Jonathan Noel

    2 år siden

    Because she's a professional comedian? The character she plays is particularly stupid? And the podcasts aren't as good, arguably, however they still maintain a sense of realism; of raw Karl Pilkington. I just dislike the comparison people keep making between the two... Let's be honest, if Karl and Diane were 'in the same room' as people keep begging for in the comments, the experience would be utter underwhelming.

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

    2 år siden

    Why do you say Diane is doing it on purpose? What's led you to believe this? Also with Karl the XFM shows are far superior to the podcasts as it was the first time the stories had been told, plus Karl just seemed more genuine back then, less forced and not as stupid more like he was just naive and wet behind the ears when it came to some topics.

  • Marcus Cross

    Marcus Cross

    2 år siden

    I see what you mean.

  • d c
    d c2 år siden

    Bravo!! Diane still channelling The K Man

  • Sujo na Lama
    Sujo na Lama2 år siden

    it whoud be nice to bring some extinct animals to the present! Like a t-rex... but i think i´v seen this somewhere

  • Sujo na Lama

    Sujo na Lama

    2 år siden

    i woud pay to see that! good investment if u can time travel!

  • ASMRYouReady

    ASMRYouReady

    2 år siden

    Sujo na Lama or man moths

  • thebigbeard
    thebigbeard2 år siden

    Funniest one yet.

  • ASMRYouReady
    ASMRYouReady2 år siden

    Ask Diane about Anne 'The squatter with a diary' Frank

  • ASMRYouReady
    ASMRYouReady2 år siden

    Ask Diane if she used to do a paper round

  • This Music Is Not For You

    This Music Is Not For You

    År siden

    ASMRYouReady she delivers around the M25 for a grand a week

  • ASMRYouReady
    ASMRYouReady2 år siden

    He knows we love Diane! He must know we miss Karl!

  • Stridey Gaming Jesters

    Stridey Gaming Jesters

    År siden

    ASMRYouReady Karl isn’t dead.

  • Digital Milkman
    Digital Milkman2 år siden

    ricky has a face for radio

  • dominic d what 420 no really snap

    dominic d what 420 no really snap

    2 år siden

    radio grandad!!!!!!...........you have a face of a radio

  • EDDYFIT
    EDDYFIT2 år siden

    Really loving these! Thanks a million Ricky!

  • Matthias K
    Matthias K2 år siden

    Where's Karl?

  • Andy

    Andy

    2 år siden

    had a sex change and is called dianne morgan now

  • Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

    Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

    2 år siden

    Exactly

  • Matthias K

    Matthias K

    2 år siden

    brent was shit though, karl rocked

  • Matthias K

    Matthias K

    2 år siden

    it's just not the same without karl

  • Marcus Cross

    Marcus Cross

    2 år siden

    Where are you?

  • experiment54
    experiment542 år siden

    Why am I picturing a scene with a scientist, a naked woman and the scientist saying "I was sure the time machine would work this time"

  • Jskovbo
    Jskovbo2 år siden

    How is this still not an actual podcast? Ricky why are you doing this to me?

  • mikewozere
    mikewozere2 år siden

    "Professional baby assassin," really got me.

  • Black Hole
    Black Hole2 år siden

    YESSSSSSS Diane 🙌

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThought2 år siden

    Bring back Karl!!

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

    2 år siden

    Watch the Steve Merchant Cambridge union interview he actually mentions Karl. He says karl figured out he didn't need to give a percentage to him and ricky, he could just do it himself. The new show he's making will hopefully prove that more than ever. On a side note check out the Gervais Oxford union interview and see how Ricky completely dodges a question about Steve and Karl and won't even say their names... he doesn't even acknowledge that he made Office and extras with Steve now. He always says when *I* made the show...

  • FoodforThought

    FoodforThought

    2 år siden

    Marcus Cross = please don't compare a try hard fake, to the real deal that is Karl

  • Marcus Cross

    Marcus Cross

    2 år siden

    Karl had a sex change and is now called Diane. I thought everyone knew that?

  • FoodforThought

    FoodforThought

    2 år siden

    he does, he even has a new show coming out this year

  • alexphotoman

    alexphotoman

    2 år siden

    FoodforThought Karl doesn't want to be brought back!

  • Phil McAvity
    Phil McAvity2 år siden

    This shit just isn’t the same without Karl & Steve

  • Nathan S C

    Nathan S C

    2 år siden

    Don’t listen then, ta’ra!

  • spreadthelove77

    spreadthelove77

    2 år siden

    Zzzzzzzz......

  • Phil McAvity

    Phil McAvity

    2 år siden

    HappyPlanker. And you said it real good

  • HappyPlanker

    HappyPlanker

    2 år siden

    retry tobuy it's gotta be said

  • Phil McAvity

    Phil McAvity

    2 år siden

    HappyPlanker. Geez! Chill out.

  • Fingaz MC
    Fingaz MC2 år siden

    Way hey Diane Morgan again, love her! So lovely and funny (and hot!)... Edit: *FIRST!!!!!!*

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