Maybe the hitler of an alternate universe has actually been killed by using time travel and this hitler took over. Do you know what I mean

I'd love an episode with jimmy carr and frankie boyle on that would be good 3 shock comics ricky slightly less shock

If his parents are Welsh then he is Welsh as well , no pretending to be Welsh, he is Welsh

Diane is like a little female version of Karl Pilkington

I love Diane

This is a great podcast. Great guests and conversation.

My superpower of choice isn't exactly a superpower... Bernard's watch. Without doubt.

John Smith

År siden

Bullshitman! Every time.

Had to pause at minute 56, was not a topic to be listening to mid omelette

Ricky needs to start a Diane and Karl show.

Well, i'm a reluctant convert to your ugly mug, but even so, what brainless twats thumbs down these freeb'eez. Bet your traumatised Ricky.

You would be damn clever if you brought Jesus back because, even if he did exist, he was probably not at all famous in his lifetime and maybe he was only one of a number of Jesuses who were preaching and fomenting rebellion... Lets not forget that he only became famous well after his death and indeed, the Jesus of the Bible can be demonstrated to be total, or almost total, fabrication...

Nick her saw

I would go back and kill baby Hitler to research how it felt to be a baby Murderer then share my finding's, saving trillions.

didn't he used to be welsh?

48 minutes in....”he doesn’t know the answers but his brain does”..... him and his brain? KARL WINS AGAIN :)

just going to say this if Mark Watson's parents are both Welsh like he said they are then he is in fact Welsh

Paul Cook

2 år siden

Jamie Deering yeah, I thought that.

Best episode ever 😂. I love Mark Watson & Diane Morgan together. Please have them both on again soon.

What are those things in gremlins called?

Diane is a bit of a Pilkington. Ricky's normally quite polite and coy around women, directing his attention to the men, but not with Diane. Not implying anything, just saying.

Ricky gervais and Karl pilkington fell out and aren’t speaking to each other

Without freedom of speech and the right to offend. there is no comedy or anything. Fight to save free speech #1984

I hate sniffing as well

28:00 Diane has a Karl moment. 'e were a good dancer an' that.

Fucking great podcast

You eat fish? You're not vegetarian let alone vegan.

Love Diane Morgan, she’s so funny ! ❤️

Got 2 minutes in, got bored.

Hitlers brother lived in liverpool and hitler went to visit him and stayed in liverpool for a few years in his 20s, and his brother remaind in liverpool while world war 2 was on, so hitler may of been in the north when diane morgan time travelled to there she'd only have to be on the motorway for 45 minutes and then bobs ure uncle shes ready to take out Hitler, jobs a goodin.

The "killing Hitler" debate is idiotic. The reason for WW2 was the economic recession and the subsequent rise of fascism in Europe. It wasn't one man's doing. If it wasn't Hitler, it would be someone else.

Get Graham Hancock on

Can you get on GRAHAM COXON OR ANY BLUR MEMBER

This Music Is Not For You

2 år siden

Joe Fitzgerald that would be shit

I love these, great mix of people, agree with everything they say, common sense, but bring back kp!

Alien give$ man a beard

view count on these are dropping, time to get the K-man and lankey in

Did it ever occur to any of you thick, irritating cunts that Karl doesn’t want to do the show? Hence why he stopped doing the tired old format where he’d have to pretend to be way more stupid than he actually is!

Marcus Cross

2 år siden

It genuinely surprises me that so many people keep asking for it, like as if enough people suggest it to Ricky via his NOlocal channel that he'll ask Steve and Karl and they will do it. There are 4 problems with this: 1) Ricky probably doesn't read the comments here. 2) If he did, he probably wouldn't take any notice to what other people requested. 3) Karl has already said he doesn't want to do it again. 4) Steve is having plenty of success on his own and will probably continue down that route.

I wonder if Diane Kan KiKK her height?

Here's man, here's woman, here's a dog, here's a cat, here's an octopus, here's a- "hold on, what is this?"

We want Karl back you filthy fatass

I think I’m in love with Diane. Imagine doing acid with her?

Think it was during WW1 when he was in the trenches that changed him and when he got hit, or it at-least re-enforced his thoughts. But I'd go back and give Hitler's mum a good rogering in her trench and drop a load before Mr Hitler did.

rachaelsas

2 år siden

Num47 hitlers mum had stds, that’s why hitler was nuts, and so would you be to do her and not create hitler, as Karl says, you’ve got to have some bad to enjoy the good things in life....😃

I would love a spoify playlist of the tracks played on all these podcasts. :-) Anyone doing that??

Hopefully everyone asking "Where's Karl" will appreciate how like Karl, Diane is. Plus Mark is a pretty good stand in for Steve!

Marcus Cross

2 år siden

I agree

Mark's Welsh story is absolutely ridiculous

The "would you kill Hitler" debate is one with a simpler answer, which is no. If you killed Hitler and you prevented WW2 you saved the lives of 50 million people, which sounds amazing. However what people miss is the simple fact that everyone alive today is alive because of every little thing that happens in the past. For example, I exist because my grandparents had my parents during WW2. If the war hadnt happened my grandparents would not have had the two babies they did. They wouldnt have been in the exact place and time that they were. They would have had babies, but they would have been different babies, so I would simply never have existed. So killing Hitler would have saved 50 million, but wiped from existence every single person alive that would have been affected by WW2 happening, which would be most of the current human race. There would be 7 billion people, but they would all be different people to who live today.

I love it every time Diane is on this.

So thought that was baddiel with Morgan. The people have spoken. Nearly though .lol

Love the show Ricky, but we need fresh guests! How about David Attenborough, Warwick Davis, Jon Culshaw? Wouldn’t mind hearing more from Richard Dawkins!

I’m not interested in Athletics, but if someone’s got bionic legs... I’m in!

Would anyone else like to see Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington on one of these shows? Let me know in this comments section if you would.

Terry Woodward

2 år siden

I see what you did there...

Ricky,Karl and Steve is the dream team,these Deadly Sirius are always a trio...just one more together.......................PLEASE.

None of this now needed, baby dead

Bring back Karl!!!

Can't believe rickys done 18 of these, he's usually bored after a few episodes, unless he's got a bald head to play with.

I know im flogging a dead horse here, but this is not even comparable to the stuff Ricky did with Karl n Steve. I accept he has moved on, but get annoyed that Ricky refuses to even mention Karl's name. Im not saying he owes us an explanation, but the occasional comment about whether they still talk or not would be nice. It is literally as if before Ricky does any interview or show, he lays down a 'no-Karl' rule. Its as if anything remotely related to Karl is avoided like the plague. WHY???

Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

2 år siden

Nah I don't think there will ever be a reunion. To be honest im kind of ok with that. There is so much material of theirs to watch and listen to, that I can basically play it all on loop, and still wont get bored. It just sad that when I listen to them, I occasionally think to myself about what the three are all doing now, and it makes me sad to think they just dont bother at all. It does annoy me that Ricky cant even bring himself to bring up Karl's name though.

Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

2 år siden

Thats so annoying

Fingaz MC

2 år siden

And tbh if they did do a reunion it'd just be rehashed material. The original XFM shows are so much better than the podcasts which are mainly just the same stories

Fingaz MC

2 år siden

Civil - Anarchist Watch the Oxford union interview he dodges even saying karl or Steves name when he's asked a question about them. It's really weird and kind of disrespectful

It’s a great listen, always interesting chats.

Christ! De berg!

Dan O'Malley

2 år siden

Banana drama!

Dan O'Malley

2 år siden

mactheknifeuk can’t say bien (Kasabian) Genius! lol

mactheknifeuk

2 år siden

Hey, me Winehouse!

Alex Cerecedo

2 år siden

Lease-a Stan-Field

mactheknifeuk

2 år siden

Free da pain

Brilliant....thanks again. Thank god you got rid of that Karl bloke.

Ricky caught Karl shagging Jane after Pilkboys realised Gervais was stealing his jokes on his stand up, he was balls deep in Ms. Fallon when Rick stormed in, all it took was a simple "Alright" and the friendship was over

Thetht... thetht

What if a time machine has been invented and the present is a consequence of the time travellers’ actions, so that for example, Hitler and Stalin are the better option for humanity than what proceeded?

Karl!!!! Just once!!! Please!!!!

yoda apologist

2 år siden

pen12345 source?

ASMRYouReady

2 år siden

JoNNy Bravo Ricky caught Karl shagging Jane after Pilkboys realised Gervais was stealing his jokes on his stand up, he was balls deep in Ms. Fallon when Rick stormed in, all it took was a simple "Alright" and the friendship was over

pen12345

2 år siden

JoNNy Bravo something to do with money and how Karl wouldn't do certain TV film stuff with Ricky and also Karl not liking the way RickyaSteve was saying how they created him etc. Plus something with the Derick TV show payments with Karl.

JoNNy Bravo

2 år siden

pen12345 what happened with them?

pen12345

2 år siden

They are no longer friends.

Bring back Karl!!

How do you feel ricky, that if this was karl Pilkington's show it would have hundreds of thousands of views. And you created him

If I had a super power it would be what ever one made me rich, then I could bugger off and not have to deal with people. Or. I'd just be the master of space and time aka Hiro Nakamura

Mind control would be a great super power but if it's in the hands of the wrong people they could make Trump activate nuclear weapons.

My super power would be to shapeshift like the thing or the T1000. The possibilities are endless.

Spankabuttux

2 år siden

That's exactly what he would say...

jordan stevenson

2 år siden

Spankabuttux eh?

Spankabuttux

2 år siden

Are you Maurice Moss?

It's not the same knowing Diane is essentially acting up as a character. She does it very well but I don't like the comparison with Karl - the difference being that Karl doesn't know he's being stupid to be funny. I do hope before I die, Ricky, Steve and Karl get together again.

rxp56

2 år siden

You dozy twat, that is her personality! The stupid character she plays, Philomena Cunk, is a world apart from how she is on here. Gervais likes to squawk at people and exaggerate when he feels someone has said something stupid, because it makes him feel superior. Like he often did with Karl in the early days

Fingaz MC

2 år siden

Royboi I know she is, but I really hope she isn't putting it on in these podcasts and she's like this in real life. Would take a lot of the comedy away for me. I agree these shows don't hold up to XFM, they're timeless comedy gold and I still listen to them all over a week or so at least once a year, they're that good! BTW is that Ric flair in your pic? If so "To be *the* man you've gotta beat *the* man" and Karl is *the* man! And as much as I like Diane, she can't beat him...

Jonathan Noel

2 år siden

Because she's a professional comedian? The character she plays is particularly stupid? And the podcasts aren't as good, arguably, however they still maintain a sense of realism; of raw Karl Pilkington. I just dislike the comparison people keep making between the two... Let's be honest, if Karl and Diane were 'in the same room' as people keep begging for in the comments, the experience would be utter underwhelming.

Fingaz MC

2 år siden

Why do you say Diane is doing it on purpose? What's led you to believe this? Also with Karl the XFM shows are far superior to the podcasts as it was the first time the stories had been told, plus Karl just seemed more genuine back then, less forced and not as stupid more like he was just naive and wet behind the ears when it came to some topics.

Marcus Cross

2 år siden

I see what you mean.

Bravo!! Diane still channelling The K Man

it whoud be nice to bring some extinct animals to the present! Like a t-rex... but i think i´v seen this somewhere

Sujo na Lama

2 år siden

i woud pay to see that! good investment if u can time travel!

ASMRYouReady

2 år siden

Sujo na Lama or man moths

Funniest one yet.

Ask Diane about Anne 'The squatter with a diary' Frank

Ask Diane if she used to do a paper round

This Music Is Not For You

År siden

ASMRYouReady she delivers around the M25 for a grand a week

He knows we love Diane! He must know we miss Karl!

Stridey Gaming Jesters

År siden

ASMRYouReady Karl isn’t dead.

ricky has a face for radio

dominic d what 420 no really snap

2 år siden

radio grandad!!!!!!...........you have a face of a radio

Really loving these! Thanks a million Ricky!

Where's Karl?

Andy

2 år siden

had a sex change and is called dianne morgan now

Sanguinary Guard Lynchy

2 år siden

Exactly

Matthias K

2 år siden

brent was shit though, karl rocked

Matthias K

2 år siden

it's just not the same without karl

Marcus Cross

2 år siden

Where are you?

Why am I picturing a scene with a scientist, a naked woman and the scientist saying "I was sure the time machine would work this time"

How is this still not an actual podcast? Ricky why are you doing this to me?

"Professional baby assassin," really got me.

YESSSSSSS Diane 🙌

Bring back Karl!!

Fingaz MC

2 år siden

Watch the Steve Merchant Cambridge union interview he actually mentions Karl. He says karl figured out he didn't need to give a percentage to him and ricky, he could just do it himself. The new show he's making will hopefully prove that more than ever. On a side note check out the Gervais Oxford union interview and see how Ricky completely dodges a question about Steve and Karl and won't even say their names... he doesn't even acknowledge that he made Office and extras with Steve now. He always says when *I* made the show...

FoodforThought

2 år siden

Marcus Cross = please don't compare a try hard fake, to the real deal that is Karl

Marcus Cross

2 år siden

Karl had a sex change and is now called Diane. I thought everyone knew that?

FoodforThought

2 år siden

he does, he even has a new show coming out this year

alexphotoman

2 år siden

FoodforThought Karl doesn't want to be brought back!

This shit just isn’t the same without Karl & Steve

Nathan S C

2 år siden

Don’t listen then, ta’ra!

spreadthelove77

2 år siden

Zzzzzzzz......

Phil McAvity

2 år siden

HappyPlanker. And you said it real good

HappyPlanker

2 år siden

retry tobuy it's gotta be said

Phil McAvity

2 år siden

HappyPlanker. Geez! Chill out.

Way hey Diane Morgan again, love her! So lovely and funny (and hot!)... Edit: *FIRST!!!!!!*