RICKY GERVAIS is DEADLY SIRIUS #023

Humor

Episode 23 - Ricky chats with Sean McLoughlin and Diane Morgan
The twenty-third episode of Ricky's new series of radio shows on Sirius XM
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.

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  • Sonyonker
    Sonyonker2 måneder siden

    Diane’s sweet little ‘oh’ at the thought of a sleepy shark 😂🥰

  • R4-P17
    R4-P174 måneder siden

    no bird can fly for 2 years, this is a guy that ridiculed karl for inaccuracy and he comes up with statements like that, the swift can stay in continuous flight for up to 10 months, that's a long way short of 2 fucking years and isn't always the case so hes way off. he is right that birds have two brains and half the brain can stay alert usually incase of predators while the rest sleeps.

  • Leon Blythe
    Leon Blythe7 måneder siden

    Ok so the question of which animal would you put your brain into if you could is pretty interesting? With the chimp or gorilla thing it seems pretty easy coz you’d think “most of my brain could fit in its head” but what about the rest? Whales and elephants have massive brains you could get 4 or 5 at least into an elephants head... you’re extended family could fit in a whale’s... so having said that I would probably go with splitting all my neuronal functioning up amongst a lively pond or stretch of creek... or If my only option is ape/but wha about the rest... I would definitely go with bonobo with the rest into a bird so I can be a bonobo and a colony of bees

  • Leon Blythe

    Leon Blythe

    7 måneder siden

    Bonobo *with a bird and a colony of bees... friendly bird herds the bees, bees make honey, even happier bonobos

  • Ryan Badakun
    Ryan Badakun8 måneder siden

    She really is female Karl. Such a good show!

  • Ryan G.
    Ryan G.9 måneder siden

    Great episode.

  • Pvt Hudson
    Pvt HudsonÅr siden

    Diane Morgan is Karl's identical twin sister. The genius seems accidental but it is conscious.

  • Pvt Hudson
    Pvt HudsonÅr siden

    "I thought it meant the hat would have saved him" Diane Morgan. The new Karl Pilkington.

  • DaveyB
    DaveyBÅr siden

    On the who do you think you are theme Ricky probably is related to French Royalty as he's French Canadian on his dad's side.

  • Solo Faces
    Solo FacesÅr siden

    The female Karl

  • JB 001
    JB 001År siden

    Part of your dialogue is similar to the Seinfeld conversation between Kramer & Elaine. I love Clunk.

  • Ant B
    Ant BÅr siden

    'Who do you think that you are' is essentially 'ancestor shopping' in that we are all related to someone famous as well as, no doubt, plenty of nobodies and common criminals... Given that your possible ancestors double every generation, you have an awful lot to choose from if you go back 200 or 300 years; not only that, there is a fair chance that the generations have been interrupted... When they were trying to trace the DNA of Richard the Third a particularly noteworthy family descended from his sister turned out to have had two interruptions in the line; one was a bastard long rumored in the family history and another was a complete mystery... Also, I remember when they did Clarkson... All his family on his father's side turned out to be boring farmers for untold generations so they had to go with some poorly remembered relative of his mother's who happened to have been locally quiet famous until they lost everything... If it were not for that he would have been dumped like many others whose families were all too boring for words...

  • Robert Manthe
    Robert MantheÅr siden

    @Ricky Gervais you should do a live broadcast like Joe Rogan does, seeing the facial expressions for this one in particular, would be absolutely hilarious.

  • Joe Blows
    Joe BlowsÅr siden

    Diane is Karl's soulmate

  • Anik Dey
    Anik DeyÅr siden

    This is the closest to the original trio. Diane is definitely exactly Karl.

  • Sporty1290GT
    Sporty1290GTÅr siden

    Your fukin nuts Gervais. But i can't help but agree with your insanity.

  • P O S T
    P O S TÅr siden

    9:00. “Your Brain is learning things but it doesn’t bother telling you”...... you are your brain! There’s no Karl and Karl’s brain. Shut up and play a record

  • Edward Nigma
    Edward NigmaÅr siden

    Do you reckon the blue guy had an open casket funeral?

  • Super_tramp_142
    Super_tramp_142År siden

    You’re not gonna believe this.

  • n0ka
    n0kaÅr siden

    I love diane, she's so funny, and as others have said she's like the K man himself

  • Bryony Anderson
    Bryony Anderson2 år siden

    The old lady sleeping with her eyes open, might have had botox injections to keep the lids up. Some people get such droopy eyelids as they get older, that they can't see, and they have to be kept permanently open.

  • Iain Lowdon
    Iain Lowdon2 år siden

    Week 1: Ricky talks to two guests who are smarter than him, says the same things about comedy and offence he's been saying for 10 years and constantly talks over them. Week 2: Ricky talks to two guests not as smart as him, and talks about things they don't understand, which he cannot explain to them. And repeat.

  • This Music Is Not For You
    This Music Is Not For You2 år siden

    “ I’ve never been a part of such drivel “..... has Ricky forgotten the xfm shows he did with Dilkington ?

  • Miles Monroe
    Miles Monroe2 år siden

    Basically agreeing with what Karl said ages ago there was him and his brain

  • Goughy
    Goughy2 år siden

    Diane is the female Karl

  • RockPhonic - VLOGS
    RockPhonic - VLOGS2 år siden

    Hairy Chinese Kid.

  • Richard Steele
    Richard Steele2 år siden

    Diane saying I've changed me mind is like Karl saying I'll just get in the tank.

  • Matthew Perry
    Matthew Perry2 år siden

    Man Moths?

  • 69birdboy
    69birdboy2 år siden

    Think rocky has realised he's become a dreadful fuckin bore

  • music is good
    music is good2 år siden

    Sooooo episode 24?

  • music is good

    music is good

    2 år siden

    Peter Russell Brilliant!

  • Peter Russell

    Peter Russell

    2 år siden

    Baron Von Mungbean they’re up!

  • music is good

    music is good

    2 år siden

    Peter Russell yeah i reckon. I can't access Sirius here in Oz. Disappointing if they have stopped it.

  • Peter Russell

    Peter Russell

    2 år siden

    25s been on Sirius as well, hope they haven't stopped putting them on youtube

  • P O S T
    P O S T2 år siden

    Isn’t there one of these with shappi corsandi ( maybe spelled wrong ). I can’t find it anywhere tho

  • Jedi E.T
    Jedi E.T2 år siden

    Ricky: I probably was the smartest person in my school, In infants, juniors seniors but by the time i got to university i didn't care cause i came here to join a band and it didn't matter. What a douche.

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    Yeah totally. I very much doubt he was the smartest in his school.

  • nigel frost
    nigel frost2 år siden

    This is really poor

  • DaveyB

    DaveyB

    År siden

    Let's listen to Nigel's little program.

  • Adam Barrie
    Adam Barrie2 år siden

    Bloody LOVE Ricky Gervais! Literally started a comedy NOlocal channel this week inspired by him 🙌🏽

  • Danny1980 Stamp
    Danny1980 Stamp2 år siden

    This is the funniest drivel love it more of this trio please

  • Kevin Flemming

    Kevin Flemming

    År siden

    Nah. It's alright, but I much preferred listening to the science stuff. This is just too close to XFM, really. Heard it all before.

  • Tal
    Tal2 år siden

    Oh please get karl and steve, just do it for the fans... work something out.

  • Jamie Paterson
    Jamie Paterson2 år siden

    'WHAT IF YOU WERE HITLERS DAD?"

  • Wandering Nihilist
    Wandering Nihilist2 år siden

    I really want Ricky and Carl to do something again. I know Ricky is burnt out on teaching Karl but maybe they could put a twist on it or add somebody else to the duo that could shake things up. No hate on these people though.

  • The Peacetime Book Club
    The Peacetime Book Club2 år siden

    *croaky voice* Mum... Just pour me down the bog.

  • The Peacetime Book Club
    The Peacetime Book Club2 år siden

    What if it's your head, right? On a remote controlled Jeep.

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good
    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good2 år siden

    These two are as close to Karl and Steve as you get. It is obvious both have based their careers and performances on them anyway. Gervais should just start having these two as his main. I am no fan of Gervais but I still check in just in case, but I have to say, when he has these two on and they don't talk about comedy or fame, I find it very funny.

  • Niandra
    Niandra2 år siden

    I'm new to these, what's with the songs? Are these from a radio where the whole song plays through?

  • Niandra
    Niandra2 år siden

    Ricky can you get Karl Marx and Steve Carell on please? Ta

  • TOM Miles
    TOM Miles2 år siden

    Benny thumped one

  • Pvt Hudson

    Pvt Hudson

    År siden

    Manmoth?!?!?

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    You're muscly.

  • akayakay
    akayakay2 år siden

    9:49 "He didn't know but his brain knew." How pilky is that.

  • CallitHowISeeIt
    CallitHowISeeIt2 år siden

    Plays some bloody miserable music does rick

  • P O S T
    P O S T2 år siden

    Ricky is talking about the “brain” and “you” as two separate entities. Karl has won!!!!

  • Solo Faces

    Solo Faces

    År siden

    P O S T : he always does. In the same way Ricky uses his and Steve’s stories and jokes constantly.

  • lewbo99
    lewbo992 år siden

    Best one so far , for pure laughter factor alone 👊🏻

  • Ernie Hudson
    Ernie Hudson2 år siden

    OK, lets be honest! Who did not masturbate to Diane's moaning at 10:57?

  • Ernie Hudson
    Ernie Hudson2 år siden

    Diane Morgan is the best guest!

  • SLITHYT0VE
    SLITHYT0VE2 år siden

    "He didn't know but his brain knew." Ricky making exactly the point that Karl tried to make several times back in the day only to get laughed at & mocked

  • James Riddett

    James Riddett

    År siden

    Was just about to post the same thing. Great spot! Karl was always clearly talking about the subconscious but Ricky wasn't having it...

  • Marcus Cross
    Marcus Cross2 år siden

    Ricky says he doesn't want appear on Who Do You Think You Are because he doesn't want to discuss his family history in public, and then immediately starts to discuss his family history live on radio.

  • P Spec
    P Spec2 år siden

    Someone tell them it's cryonics already..

  • Lugh Summerson
    Lugh Summerson2 år siden

    I love how Ricky goes off on one about how stupid it is to have a personal interest in your ancestors and then immediately tells a fascinating story about how he's part Iroquois.

  • Lugh Summerson
    Lugh Summerson2 år siden

    Did kings literally believe that they were chosen by God or was it just part of the political game that you needed the backing of the Church?

  • edd1e316
    edd1e3162 år siden

    Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather

  • Knighton Library
    Knighton Library2 år siden

    This is a very funny episode to be honest. Ricky check this out - www.technologyreview.com/s/611007/researchers-are-keeping-pig-brains-alive-outside-the-body/

  • Björn Lundin
    Björn Lundin2 år siden

    Brilliant!

  • kiggles 28
    kiggles 282 år siden

    Absolutely love listening to you Ricky! Love your guests... Diane cracks me up. She is not another man who used to speak with Ricky who everyone wishes was back. She's a strong, opinionated, funny lady!

  • Daz G
    Daz G2 år siden

    Get John Lydon on

  • Nathan S C
    Nathan S C2 år siden

    Funny yet again. no Karl quotes needed

  • I Ss
    I Ss2 år siden

    Guys, I love Karl, Ricky and Steve together, but we can't hate on Ricky for doing shows with other people. We don't know the circumstances, maybe Karl doesn't want to do any more of this, or maybe Ricky doesn't. Or maybe they would like to but they're all too busy. Who knows? I wish they would though. They'd be huge hits on NOlocal if they did!

  • DJ A.D.S MUSIC
    DJ A.D.S MUSIC2 år siden

    Dear Mr K. Dilkington you are one of our most valued customers....

  • allafleche
    allafleche2 år siden

    Drives me crazy when Ricky asserts loaded philosophical point of views like 'free will is an illusion' or "we are just carbon based machine's" like it was a definitive truth.

  • allafleche

    allafleche

    2 år siden

    sry, was on mobile.

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    I mean this in a nice way, but sort your apostrophes mate.

  • BlueCrayon77

    BlueCrayon77

    2 år siden

    Yeah... it's always amusing when he's trying to be clever on a subject but is basically just spouting a load of garbled, half-remembered pop science.

  • Chabi jahdali
    Chabi jahdali2 år siden

    Love Diane, great episode as always.

  • John Green
    John Green2 år siden

    check it out your head on wheels idea new ppi advert nolocal.info/have/video/fH6Jd51vp6qa3W8

  • spinaltap75
    spinaltap752 år siden

    Cunk!!!!!!!

  • Leewise
    Leewise2 år siden

    I find that, if I just talk me mouth comes out with stuff

  • Leewise
    Leewise2 år siden

    The microchip. Where did that come from?

  • cereal boy
    cereal boy2 år siden

    Karl and Steve or i'm not playing

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    You're muscly.

  • Lola Twinkle
    Lola Twinkle2 år siden

    Best show ever ...thanks guys!!!! at the beginning I didn't really like Diane but now I think I'm falling in love with her.... I thought she was just a Karl substitute and I would really prefer to have seen Karl but now I think she's great.... this was so funny thank you

  • silastom
    silastom2 år siden

    Love the way Diane is being presented as the female Karl.

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    Sean is the Steve

  • John Green
    John Green2 år siden

    the blue stuffs called colloidal silver

  • John Green
    John Green2 år siden

    cryogenics does'nt work like that, they inject your body with a anti freeze that keeps all you nerves and cells in tacked and when they defrost you none of them cells would burst they would be perfectly in tacked.

  • blizzard veritas

    blizzard veritas

    2 år siden

    Some animals freeze solid like a Weta in New Zealand. They survive because specialist cells in its body do not freeze.

  • Pluggit1953
    Pluggit19532 år siden

    Imagine Karl getting his Manc head around Ricky's explanation of free will. Ricky would have ended up screaming at the buffoon.

  • 482 SK
    482 SK2 år siden

    I think we'll blend...all our food.

  • John Green
    John Green2 år siden

    fish sleep with half the brains as well and dolphins also do.

  • dogs aren't dangerous
    dogs aren't dangerous2 år siden

    But they liek tha, the litoul gyols.

  • Nick
    Nick2 år siden

    Ooh, here we go. I kind of hadn't noticed that we'd just gone an episode without RIcky mentioning his stand-up and how it's a revelation and what he's learned... 1 hour in, here we go. Can't wait for this verbatim repeat, I've only heard it on every other episode.

  • frarfarf

    frarfarf

    År siden

    Pour concrete in your ear canals then twat

  • Matthew Perry
    Matthew Perry2 år siden

    Should get Karl and Steve on here

  • Louis Hessey-Antell
    Louis Hessey-Antell2 år siden

    It says women can't eat too many of them, and if you want a seal's knob for dinner you have to book in advance.

  • music is good
    music is good2 år siden

    The ancestry stuff is quite self indulgent. I did the DNA test to find out where I'm from in the hope that I find out I'm not as white and boring as I think I am. I've since searched youtube and found countless boring videos of people who have done the same. I fell for it....I'm a moron! Still keen to find out the results!

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    Hmmm racist. Why is white boring?

  • music is good

    music is good

    2 år siden

    Niandra I was worried about that too but figured I really wasn't important enough for my DNA to be of any use to anyone. Nor am I a criminal. It's just a curiosity for me. If I find any long lost relatives out of it, that would be cool. 😎 besides, if I were to be cloned, I'd be interedted to see how mini me would go if brought up in a different environment. It really would help show how the nature vs nurture idea works!

  • Niandra

    Niandra

    2 år siden

    My reason for resisting was that I didn't want to voluntarily hand over my DNA to some shady nameless characters who're collecting millions of samples and creating a database, used for nefarious means, no doubt.

  • Lynxchillin93
    Lynxchillin932 år siden

    Regarding the start of the podcast check out the podcast Joe Rogan just did ! Brilliant !

  • Jeremy Govender
    Jeremy Govender2 år siden

    Ahhh i love diane Morgan.. she is like female Karl.. btw where the fuck is karl

  • WfxRS
    WfxRS2 år siden

    Alright Ricky, get Karl and Steve.

  • Pvt Hudson

    Pvt Hudson

    År siden

    @WfxRS is your profile picture you? Have you got a boyfriend?

  • Tal

    Tal

    2 år siden

    Some of us age better than others... like the chinese, age overnight like a pear

  • WfxRS

    WfxRS

    2 år siden

    陈港生 hairy Chinese kid!

  • Magic Pumpkin
    Magic Pumpkin2 år siden

    Karl would have so much funny stuff to say about these subjects

  • Darren T
    Darren T2 år siden

    There was an old episode of "Tales of the Unexpected" that had a woman who was mistreated a little by her husband and when he died, she kept his brain in a jar, with one eyeball, so he could see her smoke and do all the things he wouldn't let her do when he was alive. It was very grim.

  • Terry Woodward
    Terry Woodward2 år siden

    The station was called Piccadilly. It got nicknamed Pick-a-willy because it turned into like this gay FM.

  • jordan e
    jordan e2 år siden

    You must have more friends than this Ricky

  • blizzard veritas

    blizzard veritas

    2 år siden

    Why?

  • jordan e
    jordan e2 år siden

    Meh so sick of the same guests..especially Diane desperately trying to copy Karl's act

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    You're muscly.

  • Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

    2 år siden

    Hate is a bit strong, if you are at 'hate' I recommend taking a break from the net mate.

  • DJ A.D.S MUSIC

    DJ A.D.S MUSIC

    2 år siden

    Trying too hard definitely!

  • experiment54
    experiment542 år siden

    Game of Thrones. Whats that? Like Eastenders with dragons init? cunts back stabbing each other, stealing, killing, all the same shit different wrapper. #metoo

  • Jon Lec
    Jon Lec2 år siden

    Karl

  • Phil McAvity
    Phil McAvity2 år siden

    That’s not the dream team. This is just you (Ricky) making two nobodies semi famous. The dream team is you, Karl and Steve.

  • cereal boy

    cereal boy

    2 år siden

    whether its fruit or a nut , its a foodage

  • experiment54
    experiment542 år siden

    I spy with my little eye something beginning with R .... ..... Pirate! ... Rrrrrr

  • experiment54
    experiment542 år siden

    How many body parts can be replaced before you stop being you?

  • The Peacetime Book Club

    The Peacetime Book Club

    2 år siden

    experiment54 Look what we can do with science.

  • experiment54

    experiment54

    2 år siden

    Lugh ;-)

  • Lugh Summerson

    Lugh Summerson

    2 år siden

    "I've had that brush for fourteen years. It's only had two new heads and three new handles."

  • experiment54
    experiment542 år siden

    Talking of sleep. Close the curtains, turn off the lights, put on your headphones and play this nolocal.info/have/video/gnerlsqnqKiCpWs

  • experiment54
    experiment542 år siden

    My action man could always be found in bed with my sisters barbie. All the frickin time! she stole him for god knows what doll on doll action.

  • SchmuzzyHead
    SchmuzzyHead2 år siden

    I wish these were on the podcast

  • Cactus Jack
    Cactus Jack2 år siden

    Weekly mention of Karl to annoy Ricky

  • CORNISHDUDE

    CORNISHDUDE

    2 år siden

    Do you think he runs this channel!???? His minions don't brief him every day on YT comments u lunatic!

  • Cactus Jack
    Cactus Jack2 år siden

    Flumpth podcasting

  • SCOTTISH SWITCHBLADE
    SCOTTISH SWITCHBLADE2 år siden

    The viewing numbers on this compared to his subscribers and reach show that it's nothing without the goggle eyed freak and karly pilkboys

  • SCOTTISH SWITCHBLADE

    SCOTTISH SWITCHBLADE

    2 år siden

    CORNISHDUDE aye, what's your point

  • CORNISHDUDE

    CORNISHDUDE

    2 år siden

    Do you know what Sirius is?

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