This comment section is toxic af just if you don't like it leave I for one quite like these podcasts they are nice to listen too at the end of the day to cool down. Can everyone just shut up. Their is THOUSANDS of karl and Steve interviews and podcasts and radio shows that none of you have probably watched yet. If you dont like this just go and watch one of those. Jesus man.

Rickie & Jane need to learn the Heimlich maneuver!

I'd love to hear Diane interview Karl Pilkington as Cunk

It's tinging it's way up the tube.

My suggestion would be for Diane to shoot him in the heart by saying “hullo” while he’s love struck take the gun shoot the bank robber in the head then euthanise the dying magpie... by giving too much water

Benny thumped one

ricky wtf just get karl/steve on. theres so much for u idiots to talk about. steve has done all the stuff he does (idk what) and karl developed a few shows without u guys, catch up and let me listen to it. like ur being selfish at this point, im so mad rn

Hadvarr

4 dager siden

What's your problem

Get Arnold Schwarzenegger on. He's funny as hell.

“That me name was Brett”

Funniest shit ever, first one ever listened now on to another

Yeah, that one did stuck.

I think I'm in love with diane/philomena ❤

I did not know Karl had a twin sister.

Ricky, permanently trying to emphasise his 'real stand-up' credentials. Claims to "just go out and talk" off the top of his head, then a minute later he says it's more stressful to fuck up during a warmup gig, cos he's going "where the fuck are my notes?"

I love Diane Morgan and Ricky (don’t know if Sean’s work) but this is just a watered down version of the original xfm/podcasts. Talking about the same stuff

Every time I'm asked what my superpower of choice would be, I say Bernard's watch. Not really a superpower, but it's the ultimate for me.

Exactly Sean! Switched from our usual curry house to an Indian "Street food" restaurant. Went up from £20 a head to £50 a head. Half the food, tasted crap. Hipster wank. Street food costs less than a quid, is meant to be a snack and most fundamentally is outside on the street.

Why the heck do all the rest of the deadly serious shows say not available? Very bummed

Hilarious, thanks;)

Why does Ricky look like such a weasel in this picture?

This woman reminds me of Karl... talking about tapeworms because of Sushi... 😂😂😂

I'm the same way with living in a big city, there's a certain anonymity. It seems the more people that live in a given area, the less likely they are to talk to you.

The person she admires most is a fucking socialist? Damn....her life must be shit.

Two hours of Ricky gervais having an opinion and two people agreeing with him and dozily reciprocating platitudes. The raging boner I had from years of Pilkington now lays lifeless and limp, not a twitch to be seen.

What podcast app can i listen to this with? Annoying to have to listen on NOlocal

Not the same as Karl and Steve

Diane Pilkington?

Play a FUCKING record.

Is that the funny lady in After Life with the empty snow globe?

Fingaz MC

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Yes

Euthanasia Coaster: nolocal.info/have/video/mn2hf7CTtHmLl28

This is what happens when Ricky takes Dr. Fox's feedback seriously

P O S T

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Uche Ononye Froggy

Sean reminds me of steve and diane is kinda like karl. Its great

John Banks

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It’s not though. It’s boring and shit and she is nothing like Karl, even Rick doesn’t laugh at her

I like Ricky, but I rather see him do a touri in Iran. Call it the Allah tour. Crack a few anti Muslim observations. I'm sure they'll have him hang around for a while..😁

No Karl or Steve, no show

Victoria Saper

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Dr. Covfefe well said

Diane we love you

nh6central

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John Banks Oh yes, we do!

John Banks

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No we don’t.

Nil demand Christ de berg Detrout spinners Wet knee Houston

So many good laughs in this. I listened to it while i was working "nice to be self employed"

Jonny Boy

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Yes i listen to joe also lol.

n0ka

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I use these while working also, i enjoy the joe rogan podcasts to, passes 12 hours doing a repetitive job

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

She kinda reminds me of Karl

P O S T

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John Banks my kind of girl

SlyRy

År siden

John Banks buddy, Karl was a funny mopey depressed male.

John Banks

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Please retract that statement. Karl was funny. She is just a mopy depressed female.

Young Hermitcrab

År siden

Same!

n0ka

År siden

We are all saying this, its uncanny although not as outrageous as Karl

Peace, quite, and not being bothered is my perfect world.

I would love to see Bill Maher and you in a Religilous 2 film. Maybe pop in on Neil deGrasse Tyson and Richard Dawkins, dragging them along on a meet up with some religous nut. That would be epic.

GodMode On

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By the way, what happen to that podcast you were starting? That episode was hilarious. Hope you pick it back up one day. You are one of my favorite comedians and atheist to listen to. The films are brilliant too. I even bought copies of The Invention of a Lying for the religous side of my family. They won't admit it, but they loved it.

Diane got it right. If you had to be euthanised, nitrogen gas is the best way to go.

I've now only heard the pilot and this episode. I'm loving it, I don't care if it's not really about anything. A couple of my favorite podcasts (giantbomb and beastcast) best parts are when they're just bickering and chatting. This made me LOL a few times.

You're muscly.

get off your face and listen too Gervais i always say,,,,,

Bernard never utilised that watch of his, so many things he could of done

The guy who got the tapeworm from eating too much sushi should have just enticed it out with a bit of Danish.

I think Karsl version of the magpie routine was better, it's a bad remake of classic XFM shows, Diane Morgan is pathetic as Rickys new "Karl" it's so see though and genuinely unfunny

listening to this and 27minsin clicked for that this one is like sean is steve and diane is karl

John Banks

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What are you on about? This is abysmal they are nothing like the old crew. Stop trying to make out like this in anyway as good as the old shows.

n0ka

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Yep, more Diane/Karl tho

This is better than last year, shit talk is best talk! Liking Diane Morgan, she's growing on me, keep her. LAMP!

I love Female Karl..

Free da Payne........

Why did no one say david for ricky lmao

Can't you call someone a gimp on Twitter?

Sort it out Rick you used to be funny also I got locked out of Twitter for calling Ricky a gimp after seeing a Pic he posted of him showing us how to hold um. The Pic did make me laugh

Wet-knee-houston, bring the baldy manc twat back

Phil, Phil Colons, Phil Col-- Phil

n0ka

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Nil demand Christ de berg Detrout spinners Wet knee Houston

Great episode.

God bless Ricky Gervais

"You were eating dust?" Lol.

Diane is fantastic as a regular guest, so intelligent in a common way, super funny and unassuming, she is like an instruction pamphlet made simple for everything needed, that’s a skill, and you can tell she is a lovely person too, I’m not one to fan about anyone....but this lady could make me change that, plus the fact she’s so damn cute too.

jeremyramone

18 dager siden

Agreed , she's extremely talented. Cheers from san Diego

John Banks

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None of that is true. She’s nothing. Just bleeehhhhh

n0ka

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As above

should of kept the music in there as well tho :)

Where did that come from?...Octavia's my sister's name 😁

Dub Chills

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Black Hole my sisters name is Skoda

Yikes, these have none of the charm or humanity of the old podcasts / radio shows. Without Karl or Steve Ricky is just like listening to any typical jaded person on the street.

It was the baby that had the power.

Imagine an episode with Steve and Karl as the guests I would die

P O S T

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RyuTheLegend okay, I have imagined it. So, are you dead now?

Did the purposely make these impossible to listen to on headphones? So fuckin quiet.

... think i'm gonna have to cut all moaning millionaires completely out of my life, it's starting to really depress me.

Derek

Derek

Derek

Derek

Get Karl and Steve on for a one off show please Ricky. Sure you can all do an hour and a half, just for old times sake

I hate the argument that you didn't worry about not existing when you didn't, did you. Well, I do exist now and I fear not doing it anymore. Some people worry about losing their car in a repossession, losing your life is almost twice as bad.

The tapeworm bit was top notch 👌

Love Diane!

Does Diane remind anyone else of Karl> Her mannerisms/dimwittedness etc

stop talking over diane morgan

great, diane morgan

I get it you lot miss the gang but, you can't replicate perfection. Them lot were brilliant together but, let's just appreciate the past and embrace the future. Sounds cliché but it's facts.

Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

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Pff you not noticed that Ricky has these two on because they are basically Steve and Karl mark 2?

Walking dead deadly Sirius my best two hours of the week

Cornwall1888

2 år siden

Danny1980 Stamp it’s a shame walking dead is no longer interesting

Danny1980 Stamp

2 år siden

We all like different things that’s what makes life interesting

Cornwall1888

2 år siden

Danny1980 Stamp both shit now 😐

where the fook is Dilkington and the 4 eyed freak ?

Love the show, but you really need to get fresh guests on!

jordan e

2 år siden

Definitely need fresh guests, just maybe not the ones you listed

Fucking hell. Diane’s story about being a dental nurse is the reason that kids these days need a fucking degree to work in Tesco’s or have to fake passion for coffee to work at Costa. A whole generation of businesses learning the hard way, employing the bored for jobs they would never be qualified for

If Diane Morgan is around, i'm happy.

I like these

Bob Mortimer & David Mitchell as guests (on the same show).... please!

n0ka

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Imagine the banter

TheBuddhaFinger

2 år siden

Hell yaeah

Adrian Partridge

2 år siden

Great shout

I am an absolutely massive Ricky Gervais fan and have been for many years. However these shows he just bores me and I find him annoying how he talks about himself all the time and I find him quite arrogant.

Knavery

År siden

I don't mind it, but I multi-task while listening to it. Maybe that's why I enjoy it.

Tom Walsh

2 år siden

@Lottie you are right though... my bad squire 👍 guess i just couldn't help but try and defend Gervais

Tom Walsh

2 år siden

@Lottie It almost is like that you absolute mad lad you!

Lottie

2 år siden

@Tom Walsh yeah I know crazy right??? almost like I came here to give it a try as it's a new series and then provided my opinion and left.

Tom Walsh

2 år siden

@T Mo And yet here you fucking are...

Thanks for posting these, Ricky. Wish I had SiriusXM

Mr. Freeze Pop....

I'm here hoping that one day Karl and Steve will return

SRNF

År siden

Return? This isn't even the same show mate. The show you are talking about was produced by Karl.

That first one felt like xfm but also there is a need for new material, so this is also a brilliant mess too in its own respective rights

Diane should have her own show. Gervais has become insufferable. Same inane, recycled blather. Even the song choices are the same.

John Banks

År siden

You would listen to her by herself would you? Don’t lie

I like Deadly Sirius. Ricky doesn't owe any of us a particular style of show though. Remember that

CORNISHDUDE

År siden

Daddy never gonna stop robbing from telephone box

Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good

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You're muscly.

Moto - One I like but often forget to remind myself of is "Everyone you meet is an idiot until they prove otherwise" You can never be disappointed or get angry with this approach. Theres some more to it if pushed at parties etc that can strike up conversation or end conversations haha

It was about a wife that didn't exist, a fire that didn't happen, and a cat that didn't look happy.

Kevin Quatman

År siden

yeah?? they why did the cat look at em funny?

Lew Whalley

2 år siden

Jojo's Books .....ye

Jordan G

2 år siden

@Lew Whalley what, you mean all the blokes were ghosts?!

Lew Whalley

2 år siden

Cats can sense spirits

get the manc with a head like a fuckin orange on!

This was really awkward. Gervais is so uncomfortable, he’s unwittingly similar to Brent

Rubbish Rider

2 år siden

Saying Tony Benn was almost as embarrassing as David Brent saying Nelson Mandela!

This is the stupidest pod cast I have ever heard by adults......ridiculous ...they sound like 12 year olds

Steven Kelby

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I don't want fucking guitar lessons!

Danny1980 Stamp

2 år siden

Gotta have ye critics (Karl pilkington)

Isabel Bell

2 år siden

pooper scooper ...... you like this show ? can't understand your reply....you must be on the same wave length as Ricky ......no sense ...talks nonsense

tom

2 år siden

Turn it off?

24:30 The delivery of this little bit sounds Pilkongtonesque, only instead of ending with "tapeworm comes out" it would've ended with something like "his head fell off".

SamTheSuave

2 år siden

She is basically the female version of Karl