RICKY GERVAIS IS DEADLY SIRIUS #033
Humor
Episode 33 - Ricky chats with Diane Morgan and Brett Goldstein.
The thirty-first episode of Ricky's radio show on Sirius XM.
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.
Kommentarer
Ricky's fear of nude /sex scenes is real LISTEN TO THE ANXIETY 👂🌻💜😷👏
Brain dead dudes can still “do stuff” depends which brain is dead though the one inside between the ears or the one between the legs...
Can't watch people sing unless at their gig. Anything other than live concert or via studio album is an unacceptable to see singing.
Sorry! But did someone fart at 5.15?
I wish Diane was my husband.
Ricky back to his best
I really wish Karl would come on the podcast. Just for one episode.
Ricky, could they eat a nob at night tho??
Rat in Mi Kitchen by bob marley LOL
Wonder if Karl is listening to this and wishing he was called Bret. Haha.
Whether it's a potato or a nut it's a foodage.
Mate that Diane is the female Karl Pilkington
who shit? @5:12
Easily the best episode i've listened to yet, i love it
You're an idiot, play a record.
"I'd bring out me pasta sauces if anyone's interested in making em" - That's commitment
None of their heads are round enough Ricky. Diane & Pilk. Make it happen.
Really enjoyed this episode, made me laugh a lot. Best one for a while!
Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
2 år siden
Fair enough. Whatever floats your boat, personally i've had better fun cheese - grating my nether regions while listening to the collected works of Ed Sheeran!!
Balderdash,claptrap,waffle,twaddle, poppycock, guff, hogwash!...how many more ways could this utter tripe be described? My goodness gracious me! I've read that Mr. Gervais is being given something like £5 million for this waste of everybody's time! Well, all one could possibly say is that unless he's donating all his fee over to animal charities, he should be utterly ashamed of his obscene greed! Quite certain he didn't need the money. People tune in regularly to this codswallop!? Dear God, how people's entertainment expectations have fallen! I despair, I really do.
Richard Steele
2 år siden
Is this Wendy? Let's all criticise your little show when it comes out.
xxnonstopdancingxx
2 år siden
I’m only here for the comments
Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
2 år siden
I hope he is donating it to animal charities. Surely that's the only good excuse for taking the money. Money he certainly did not need.
UB40. You called it Rick
Karl and Diane need an episode to meet
Is funny that Ricky talks about freaks without mentioning Karl, he's in denial.
So Ricky just replaced Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington with these two as his foils. Shame. No one can replace Steve and Karl.
Umbrella Sound
2 år siden
He didn't replace anyone it's a different show.
The perfect role for Ricky would have been as Arthur in the remake. Russell Brand failed miserably but I think Ricky would easily have won over even the superfans of the original (I'm one of them).
Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
2 år siden
Personally, I don't reckon the Russell Brand "Arthur" was as bad as certain people made it out to be. Certainly far far funnier than these radio shows which are about nothing but satisfying Ricky Gervais's greedy soul.
Jesus fucking Christ, can y'all stop bringing up the old radio show and podcast? They were almost 10-20 years ago. Move on and let Ricky move on.
WHY isn't this podcast on Spotify? TF man...
Old Man Sandwich!
Brett G has a very similar voice to Gareth Richards from the Frank Skinner podcast and other things.
Do one with joe Thomas or jack Whitehall
We need the K-man back. Play a record you dopey balding twat.
Rat in my kitchen was UB40 and not Bob Marley
15:43 BEST EXAMPLE of Gervais starting a sentence with the intention of sounding smart and not knowing how to finish it! Then ironically says Diane did this like he never has..... lol
His head was in perfect condition. It just wasn't attached to the body.
Desperately trying to recreate the Karl days with the free butt plug reference..you need the real thing mate
I actually love Diane 😁
Diane I love a good pasta, please share with us your knowledge of sauces next time x
The same songs on EVERY fucking Ricky Gervais podcast since forever!
CORNISHDUDE
Måned siden
FALSE. A lot less of Feeder - "YEAHAYEAHHHH ITS JUST THE WAY IM FEELING" heard millions of times
Tom
2 år siden
@TV-GAME Fan Ricky Gervais has about the same amount of variation in musical taste as Simon Cowell.
TV-GAME Fan
2 år siden
His music taste is very cringey and bland.
Has Diane had her lips pumped?
Fingaz MC
År siden
@Samuel Gaarder haha
Samuel Gaarder
2 år siden
lower lips most definitely
Is Diane the new Karl?
I went through a stage of drinking my own pee. You gotta try it I guess, and you haven't had a cup of tea till you've had a cup of piss tea. Boil it up in the kettle. That was years ago. I've done it and have no inclination to do it again.
"Double underpants, and never wear Chinos" Ricky Gervais 2018
Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
2 år siden
"Integrity is something money can't buy" - Ricky Gervais 2007. 2017 - SiriusXM buys Rick's integrity! Christ, this is some boring shite!
'There's was a kid with no brain but he could walk about n that' such a Karl thing to say, but from the wonderful Diane Morgan. She is 100%the new Karl. She needs to be a permanent guest !
S JN
2 år siden
Karl actually talked about that on one of the xfm shows. The boy who was born without a brain
45:39 Adam and Eve had sex with their kids though didn't they? maybe that's why teenagers are disgusted, maybe its in the genes to say yuk
Talking of sex scenes. In drama class in senior school I did a sex scene with my friend. I have no idea why he chose to do a sex scene or why I didn't protest more against it haha Unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you view things, I was the women and therefore on the bottom with my legs spread wide whilst he banged away at me in what can only be described as a rather loud over characterised manner all while I did my best "woman getting well and truly absolutely fucked" impression. Oh the scars! The mental scars! haha Luckily it was before everyone had a camera in their pocket. Now I have an urge to shower haha
Candy man scared me for a while. I had a girlfriend who'd take great pleasure in sneaking up behind me whilst I shaved in the bathroom mirror and start saying it. Damn her haha! Also there was a film with a cat in it that went on peoples chest and stole their breath as they slept. I think in one scene the cat went into their mouth and burst out their chest or something equally unnerving, may have come out their mouth again. I was with the same girl and we had a black cat so it spooked me even more. So as I was going down the stairs to open the door for the cat or something and she fucking made a scary meow sound behind me and I almost left this universe I jumped that high! Damn I used to be scared so easily.
Being scared. Growing up the Wizard Of Oz was on tv every Christmas for years. Without fail I'd be sat on our floor, me and my mum would look at each other when they enter the woods and she'd be smiling and stifling her laughter as the witch appeared ontop of the house. I'd scuttle along the floor over to her for protection out of absolute fear. haha I kinda miss that level of fear.
Quit whinging about Karl you twats. Go watch his show and quit being stuck in the past.
Tom
2 år siden
No. I live in the past.
Roo
2 år siden
Would be nice to get a Pilk episode though...
Logan
2 år siden
Behead those who question being stuck in the past
When you're self aware of your dream state, you can learn to take control of the dream. It is your own head after all.
I swear. Sometimes Ricky sounds like Karl.
At 5:57 does Brett say 'Getting really stoned and going blind?', I can't work it out.
For fucks sake!!!🤣 45.20....
5:13 that sounded wet
There’s only one Brett we want on the show
CORNISHDUDE
Måned siden
@James Williams well as he said "whats funny about that" and Steve says "Pillockton"
James Williams
4 måneder siden
"I love that its the Karl bit he wants to change not the fucking Pilkington!"
Logan
2 år siden
That or Pilky01
Rufus T. Firefly
2 år siden
ZCalzee Z I wish me name was Brett
Brett really wants to do Heroin doesn't he 😂😂😂😂
Fresh guests please!
did anyone else google "Brett Goldstein Wanking"? I think it's trending.
Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
2 år siden
Was going to, but then this strange voice came into my head, saying : "What the fuck am I doing with my life?" So I went out and committed suicide instead. Good choice.
how much money do you get for this? I want to get on this train. My mum says I'm funny.
music is good
2 år siden
what a bunch of cunts!
music is good
2 år siden
if you want to say "cunt", just say it :p it's only offensive in backward c**tries
Where the fuck is pilko and the merch man
I like Dianes voice.Keep uploading more of these you twat
No offense. I love the show and especially Diane Morgan as a repeat guest but she is definitely the new Pilkington. In the best way.
Kevin Flemming
År siden
@club036 Well, she is from Bolton which isn't far from Manchester.
club036
År siden
she mumbles the same too
Marcus Cross
2 år siden
Diane is definitely filling the Karl role. I suspect it is at least partly an act, though. The bit about a bloke who was brain dead still being alive, that was a classic Pilkington bit, and so obviously just her talking nonsense to get a laugh.
pumpuppthevolume
2 år siden
Diane Pilkington
Gatherer Thompson
2 år siden
"Look at her non-orangelike regular fuckin' human head! Look at her non-gormless little face!!"
Love these :D would be great to get some deep thinkers on again too to mix things up haha
Ooh, fancy that! It's *Diane's Brainless News* Brain-dead man does stuff, goes back to work as accountant www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-17757112 Boy has third of brain removed, he's fine www.newscientist.com/article/2175549-boys-brain-works-just-fine-after-a-large-piece-was-removed/ Boy born with only 2% of brain reads and speaks aleteia.org/2017/02/19/little-boy-born-without-a-brain-can-now-speak-count-and-attend-school/
No Pilky, no party
Candyfishes
2 år siden
Stop moaning
Does Ricky even read comments for fucksake
I loved the early podcasts with Stephen Merchant & Karl :( I miss their collaborations...
Jimmy the mad ostrich
2 år siden
Yes, in comparison this is shit. People told me how shit this was, but they were vastly underestimating it's shitness! I 'll be on my death bed one day thinking about the hour i wasted listening to this shite!
Gatherer Thompson
2 år siden
Lots of us still listen to it like it's fresh, here on NOlocal.. Channels are 'Pilkboys', 'King Karl', 'Yak', and 'BALR.' (with the period)..
Ffs Brett, if you are going on the radio then clear your throat first. Jesus.
Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
2 år siden
So as if this self-indulgent rubbish wasn't enough to drive people to suicide, Brett Goldstein 's got a podcast too!?...Jesus Christ! Can't fucking wait!!
Rob Plant
2 år siden
hgfhgfhgfhgf it's all that Future Heroin that fucked up his voice
Woop
Can't wait for the one with jackmate!
Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
2 år siden
Guess your'e on your own there!
'ello
Heyo
Love it. Got to be quick though