RICKY GERVAIS IS DEADLY SIRIUS #042

Humor

Episode 42 - Ricky chats with Diane Morgan and Kerry Godliman
The 42nd episode of Ricky's radio show on Sirius XM.
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.

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  • P O S T
    P O S TMåned siden

    "What is the most interesting question" is the most interesting question.

  • monstermarkone
    monstermarkone5 måneder siden

    I’m pretty sure Diane Morgan is Karl Pilkington’s mind in a woman’s body...

  • Leon Blythe
    Leon Blythe7 måneder siden

    With the kill 1 person or all ten die? Can I kill myself... if I’m fat and can derail a train of nice people if I throw myself in front of it?

  • Leon Blythe

    Leon Blythe

    7 måneder siden

    Sorry what I meant to ask was if I can kill 1 person or all ten die... why just one??? and if I’m standing next to a fat man who can derail the train if I throw him off the bridge and on the tracks am I allowed to watch the train crash and all the people in it die and then joke to the fat guy “ha! You’re so fat that if I threw you off the bridge and on the rails YOU could’ve saved all all those people lives”... and then he says “yeah but people who use public transport probably would prefer not to” and I laugh... does any of this help with the whole Ricky being hitlers dad situation???

  • Leon Blythe
    Leon Blythe7 måneder siden

    Sometimes my piss smells like really fancy bread

  • David Brady
    David BradyÅr siden

    Just listened again, Miss Diane reads with her own voice in her head.

  • George Contreras
    George ContrerasÅr siden

    Ricky Gervais is deadly senile.. Same boring stories recycled (curtains, shelves) Same guests every week. “The thing about offensive comedy is...” “Twitter is like graffiti on a toilet wall” Bring back Merchant and do something worth while. Your loosing it Rick... you were a podcast Lion once.

  • DaveyB
    DaveyBÅr siden

    Face like a blind cobbers thumb. 😂😂 I'm having that!

  • Kasper Hauser
    Kasper HauserÅr siden

    Wouldnt kill baby Hitler, saving millions, but totally supportive of abortion. Brilliant.

  • Dark Sun
    Dark SunÅr siden

    Call hitlers father, Tell him to pull out. This is my favourite so far, Her questions are better than proust 😂

  • Kasper Hauser

    Kasper Hauser

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    Or just kill the person who rejected Hitlers application to art school, at least they were in some way culpable.( and had poor taste obv)

  • DLA Graphical
    DLA GraphicalÅr siden

    It's strange that today it's so easy to communicate with each other. I living quite far away from my best friend at the moment but we've been taking almost everyday through Discord or PSN chat. We often forget we haven't seen each other in a while.

  • mojojojo1980
    mojojojo1980År siden

    best episode so far these two ladies are fantastic

  • Lewis Dennis
    Lewis DennisÅr siden

    My favourite podcast out of the recent 50. Kerry Godliman and Diane Morgan are the best of the best ❤️

  • Bot23

    Bot23

    År siden

    With honours

  • JB Townsend
    JB TownsendÅr siden

    I still say cakehole. And piehole. I never say awesome.

  • Gareth Rayner
    Gareth RaynerÅr siden

    MSG in some curries, especially Chinese gives weird dreams

  • Fingaz MC
    Fingaz MCÅr siden

    Replace Ricky with me and now that's a perfect 3 some!

  • SendHelp 2k17
    SendHelp 2k17År siden

    Right behind you with the love for cauldron sausages Diane ❤️

  • Zed's Dead
    Zed's DeadÅr siden

    the placenta bit. followed by drinking piss....can this sink any further? It's the abyss of piss.

  • JunGlisTiCxxHeRo
    JunGlisTiCxxHeRoÅr siden

    I wonder what Spunkys doing now..

  • Hayley Mills
    Hayley MillsÅr siden

    Wheres Pilkington

  • Aaron Newland
    Aaron NewlandÅr siden

    The baby Hitler killing was a tad harsh! Maybe if you gave him a little moustache first?

  • Young Hermitcrab
    Young HermitcrabÅr siden

    Haha dianes questions are amazing!!

  • voodoochile333
    voodoochile333År siden

    The best parts of these podcasts are Diane and guests talking about stupid subjects. When gervais talks about his career and the aethist speeches is sooo tedious. Unfortunately it is about half of these podcasts.

  • Jack Dickinson
    Jack DickinsonÅr siden

    Let's play a game of chess... COCK

  • Adam Sturge
    Adam SturgeÅr siden

    Not a very good one.. Diane does get a bit grating after a while

  • Youtumor
    YoutumorÅr siden

    where the fuck is karl ??

  • xxnonstopdancingxx
    xxnonstopdancingxxÅr siden

    “We had no money and lived in this awful bedsit... and the landlord changed our curtains..” Those fucking slum landlords, turning up at all hours and updating the soft furnishings... Yeah.

  • jootai
    jootaiÅr siden

    I'm happy to see that no one watches this. Good. Karl pilkington to piss Rick off

  • Anik Dey
    Anik DeyÅr siden

    Diane Morgan is so much like Karl Pilkington. If only she had a round head...

  • Ant B
    Ant BÅr siden

    Yes, there is harm in it... Drunk your own urine if you want to, you sicko, but the Placenta eating is definitely not recommended by any sane Doctor... eg The practice has no real benefits but it does have very real risks... As for using your Vaginal Yeast? Really? Must you? Next you will be using your breast milk to make smoothies...

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

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    'Send 'em round mine, I'll make them a spunk sandwich'

  • Nick Wood
    Nick WoodÅr siden

    shes class Diane lol!

  • Alex Main
    Alex MainÅr siden

    Ricky Gervais raised Karl pilkingtons career now Karl has destroyed Ricky's.

  • MickeyPaul
    MickeyPaulÅr siden

    Finally, a good one! Diane and Kerry were brilliant.

  • IAmRedherrings
    IAmRedherringsÅr siden

    Diane makes this podcast lol

  • Dave C
    Dave CÅr siden

    These last two have been really good :)

  • Luke Ryan
    Luke RyanÅr siden

    Stop messing about Gervais and get back with Pilkington

  • Luke Ryan

    Luke Ryan

    År siden

    OK Thanks akaNOCTURN

  • akaNOCTURN

    akaNOCTURN

    År siden

    No. GET OVER IT.

  • P O S T
    P O S TÅr siden

    An app mysteriously appears on your phone.........Bono has been up to his old tricks again.

  • C.S Adams
    C.S AdamsÅr siden

    Right, can somebody get DNA swabs of Diane & Karl to study for consistencies?..just sayin'..

  • Kevin Flemming

    Kevin Flemming

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    @C.S Adams There is always one, eh?

  • C.S Adams

    C.S Adams

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    @Ant B ..I'm quite aware of the perceived differences thank you.. I was waxing ignorant for the sake of the comment. Cheers for that..

  • Ant B

    Ant B

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    Doh... You are confusing the characters Diane plays with the person Karl is... Karl really is ignorant and small minded but I see no evidence that Diane is. Also, Karl is successful simply because of dumb luck whereas Diane is a trained actress and a stand up Comedian and writer of acknowledged talent.

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    I wasn't allowed to watch many tv programmes. The Young Ones, Michael Jacksons Thriller when its was released at 6pm on BBC2, you get the drift, begrudgingly allowed to watch Grange Hill though not sure it was worth watching with the ear ache going on. Imagine going school the next day where everyone was talking about Thriller.

  • experiment54

    experiment54

    År siden

    @akaNOCTURN Yes mate the unedited version was shown late (I thought 9pm or could have been 10pm) but there was also a version on at 6pm BBC2 the safe for everybody except me and my sister version. I thought it was bbc2 not channel 4 as I didnt think we had channel 4 at that time. Oh well the old memory 😂

  • akaNOCTURN

    akaNOCTURN

    År siden

    Wasn't Thriller late night Channel 4, maybe midnight??

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    Hydrocondriac - A person who hides all the time. Presumed a real condition though science remains skeptical due to not being able to find one.

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    Killing baby Hitler? Why would you do that? You have no proof at that moment that he will grow up to do anything bad. Your presence could be enough for the time line to change. Only a knee jerk idiot programmed for violence at the sound of their masters voice would answer "yes kill the baby hitler"

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    5:25 "....and I put my bu (tt) back out" There ya go. Tennis my ass, not a request! but more likely what Ricky was playing haha Now we know thanks to the old Freudian slip 😂

  • John Banks
    John BanksÅr siden

    Liberals love talking about killing babies don’t they?

  • John Banks
    John BanksÅr siden

    What are you doing Ricky? This is awful.

  • Danny1980 Stamp

    Danny1980 Stamp

    År siden

    John Banks you’re awful

  • John Banks
    John BanksÅr siden

    Feminism is not about equality. That would be egalitarianism. Feminism is about hating men pure and simple.

  • Martyn Hughes

    Martyn Hughes

    År siden

    Thick fucking plank.

  • IAmRedherrings

    IAmRedherrings

    År siden

    I think it's less about 'hating' men and more about blaming good men for the actions and behaviors of bad men

  • ben dolby
    ben dolbyÅr siden

    Cannot believe you kill babies Kerry. Unbelievable..

  • Danny Stevens
    Danny StevensÅr siden

    My name is Dilkington Karl Dilkington.

  • Fanny Munchkin
    Fanny MunchkinÅr siden

    Thought this was gonna be shit but actually it weren't bad.

  • Chris Wilson
    Chris WilsonÅr siden

    I drank a pint of my friends urine in 1999 by mistake as I was drunk and thought it was beer but my friend had peed in the glass. I vomited seconds later. It was pretty bad but I felt great after vomiting hahahah

  • Murder Ballad
    Murder BalladÅr siden

    actually enjoyed this one.

  • 1 HoV
    1 HoVÅr siden

    Need to put the guests in the title!

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThoughtÅr siden

    Bring back Karl!!!!

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThoughtÅr siden

    Tell Papa truth

  • Black Hole
    Black HoleÅr siden

    About time! 😁🙆

  • lkripppler
    lkrippplerÅr siden

    Great to hear the making a suit out of curtains story for the 73rd time

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

    År siden

    Normally I'd say " New listeners haven't heard it, we just listen to everything". But I think he's told it on xfm, the podcast, many interviews and I think even on here before. I don't mind hearing a good story again but only with Karl's input which will always be amazing and different.

  • Bobbie C
    Bobbie CÅr siden

    My three favourite people. Thank you for making a shitty day better you sick bastards ☺

  • Stridey Gaming Jesters
    Stridey Gaming JestersÅr siden

    Brilliant. One of my favourites to date with Ricky, doing Sirius. Kerry & Diane brought the best out of him & themselves with this one. More of you 3 in the future please.

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    please make a programme out of these podcasts 🙏🤣🤣🤣

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    😂😂😂😂 the doctor chat at the end is epic. Thank you for a brilliant episode. can't wait for afterlife in March.🙏

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    a doctor in my basement 😂😂 Frankenstein 😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    my son calls me a hypochondriac 😂😂

  • experiment54

    experiment54

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    @Margaret Johnston so you don't hide all the time then , hmm

  • Margaret Johnston

    Margaret Johnston

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    @experiment54 That wasn't an interesting question

  • experiment54

    experiment54

    År siden

    what, you hide all the time? hydrochondriac

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    cakehole And cobblers thumb😂😂 love these words. the doctors ailments, downstairs plumbing has cracked me up😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    I just thought straight away about the coca cola and said we couldn't afford it. mum's from years back were amazing. 🙏 The cardigan your mum knit was fab and her knitting skills have rubbed of on Ricky..😂😂 what is semen 😂😂 your mum sounded hilarious and I agree that she was softening the blow about your dog dying. I'm lol at your dad after a few drinks. my auntie was like your mum with humour with your dad falling drunk 😂😂 Sorry for all the messages but I love the stories 🙏

  • Fionn MacNamara
    Fionn MacNamaraÅr siden

    I like these guests, but how many times have they been on?! Mix it up plz Ricky, you've worked with some amazing comedians and comedic actors..

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    Jimmy Webb wrote a song called, Didn't we and frank Sinatra sang it. dollys coat of many colours breaks my heart 💔😢 the curtains and biscuits song writen by Dolly is a brilliant idea. 😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    I love Rickys accent especially when he says, I'm Ricky Gervais 😁 there's a lot of people who don't like to see or hear themselves, I'm one of them.. I sound like a man 😂😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston

    Margaret Johnston

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    @John Banks yup

  • John Banks

    John Banks

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    Are you on drugs?

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    Rickys being poor stories are brilliant and I love that he never forgets himself. 😁 I can relate to them and it's so true that thinking back helps to make us so thankful for were we are today.🙏 Dianes voice is class as she sounds so layed back

  • Elephantstone

    Elephantstone

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    Margaret Johnston Depends who one is today, as opposed to yesteryear.

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    Kate Bush is amazing..man with a child in his eyes. I'm gonna revisit her music also.🙏😁

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    😱😱The curtains 😂😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    Rickys Attache Case😂😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    He's killed a few people but he's a right laugh,,, so true🤣🤣🤣

  • HarryTravolta
    HarryTravoltaÅr siden

    This is shit

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    what's the most interesting question is fab😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    Kerry and Diane are hilarious about baby Adolf. Those questions can be found on Google😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Claire Hughes
    Claire HughesÅr siden

    Did anyone ca

  • Claire Hughes

    Claire Hughes

    År siden

    U mat?

  • Claire Hughes
    Claire HughesÅr siden

    I'd end up in A&E

  • Claire Hughes
    Claire HughesÅr siden

    Think you'll find there called buns

  • Varkings

    Varkings

    10 måneder siden

    They're

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    proper one hour chat with your nest mate once a week are the funniest.😂😂 Ghandi 😂😂 Google translate chat with Adolf 😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    I'm well hydrated 😂😂 the first pint😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    we've got vitamins 😂😂

  • Margaret Johnston

    Margaret Johnston

    År siden

    @Ben Jammin 🙏😁

  • Ben Jammin

    Ben Jammin

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    @Margaret Johnston Legend 👊

  • Margaret Johnston

    Margaret Johnston

    År siden

    @Ben Jammin No 😂😂

  • Ben Jammin

    Ben Jammin

    År siden

    Sure you commented enough, Marge?

  • Margaret Johnston
    Margaret JohnstonÅr siden

    I am so pleased this new episode is on here tonight 🙏 Ricky we listen because this is the best podcast and your laugh is infectious and I laugh even more listening 😂😂🙏

  • Dr. Zoidberg
    Dr. ZoidbergÅr siden

    You wait weeks for a Gervais podcast and then two come along at the same time!

  • Andy
    AndyÅr siden

    great episode

  • William 1006
    William 1006År siden

    Fat baby fat baby fat baby on the telly, tell us about the fat baby on the telly

  • kylemeeson
    kylemeesonÅr siden

    Just imagine a podcast with Ricky, Diane and Karl, that would be so damn perfect (sorry Steve)

  • Luke Osborne

    Luke Osborne

    År siden

    Are you serious without the Smerch it would be nothing

  • Elephantstone

    Elephantstone

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    Jordan__ Roadhouse Considering is spelt with an ‘n’, I didn’t disagree with your comment in your other post, only asked a question, and why are we shouting? You’re the one spitting vitriol for no apparent reason pal.

  • Jordan__ Roadhouse

    Jordan__ Roadhouse

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    @Elephantstone "Or you didn't listen to it and just looked down the comments until you found one a comment you can disagree with" LOL. Why am I not surprised to see you here. You aren't a bright spark are you lad.... I wonder if you can see the irony of your comment comsidering what you said in mine. ON A RICKY GERVAIS VIDEO TOO.

  • Elephantstone

    Elephantstone

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    John Banks So, you just listened to this knowing you’d hate it? You enjoy being annoyed by women on radio? So you love women on radio. If so, that’s mental. Or you didn’t listen to it and just looked down the comments until you found a comment you can disagree with or had something to do with women so you could decry them. That’s even more mental.

  • John Banks

    John Banks

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    Nah women suck on radio

  • TurtleBurger
    TurtleBurgerÅr siden

    Man I need to catch up on all these.

  • akaNOCTURN

    akaNOCTURN

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    Be warned, there are some that are very similar to each other.

  • Slim Legs
    Slim LegsÅr siden

    ‘Things no longer needed, baby dead’

  • Undergroundman

    Undergroundman

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    hahaha, I havent even listen to this yet so im not sure if this is relevant but fuck did that make me laugh.

  • Jordan__ Roadhouse
    Jordan__ RoadhouseÅr siden

    Ooooh! I can smell the flange from here. I'm talking about fannies, Americans. I've just realised fanny means arse over there. Minge. I'm talking about minge.

  • Elephantstone

    Elephantstone

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    Ben Jammin Oh aye!

  • Ben Jammin

    Ben Jammin

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    @Elephantstone How cool, and keeping the mainland on its toes :)

  • Elephantstone

    Elephantstone

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    Ben Jammin Teach, tutor, learn, write. Seem to be cleaning the house mostly today. Bloody wife and cat hair everywhere!

  • Ben Jammin

    Ben Jammin

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    @Elephantstone I shall do. Are you teaching there or working or something?

  • Elephantstone

    Elephantstone

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    Ben Jammin I know, I was a tad cuntish but really only meant to josh. Thought he’d clock on to the humour. Got back during Chinese New Year, currently in Taiwan. Out with the dog in snow quilted forest is bliss, miss that. Enjoy the camping.

  • mvolestrangler
    mvolestranglerÅr siden

    "well how would you kill a baby?"!!!!

  • Danny1980 Stamp

    Danny1980 Stamp

    År siden

    mvolestrangler drown it

  • Mircose
    MircoseÅr siden

    i keep listening to the old Stephen Merchanr, Ricky & Karl podcasts, xfm etc.. many of the I heard about 4 times, yet I cannot listen to a "deadly sirius" whole episode... very dull! I'm really amazed it has reached episode 42

  • Fingaz MC

    Fingaz MC

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    @Laila AnderslandThe suit story has been told sooo many times though.

  • socialpirate keyboard warrior

    socialpirate keyboard warrior

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    Hairy Chinese little gay fella

  • Danny Stevens

    Danny Stevens

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    @Mircose His laughing gets annoying I don't see how him not laughing is a bad thing.

  • Luke Osborne

    Luke Osborne

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    Straight up the guests are real boring that's why.

  • Stridey Gaming Jesters

    Stridey Gaming Jesters

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    Mircose but yet you type a response to an episode. Funk off ya time waster

  • Danny Stevens
    Danny StevensÅr siden

    He's needs to get Suzanne.

  • Crispin
    CrispinÅr siden

    ayyyyyyyyy

  • josh sykes
    josh sykesÅr siden

    2 in one night😊

  • Nick B
    Nick BÅr siden

    1st again

  • Kevin Flemming

    Kevin Flemming

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    @Ejuice Vaper I assume it's just a form of attention-seeking. Look at me, I'm first. Give me Likes. There are plenty of them around.

  • P O S T

    P O S T

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    Adrian Blair I tend to avoid going to parties. I find they are usually full of morons. The type of people who type the word “first” when they are the first person to comment on a NOlocal video, or the type of people who start throwing out insults when they are losing an argument or debate.

  • P O S T

    P O S T

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    @Adrian Blair Who said it was annoying anyone? Having a discussion about something, and finding it a pointless and/or an idiotic thing to do, doesn't necessarily mean that anyone is getting annoyed. I think you may have just assumed that yourself. Maybe you were getting annoyed by the fact that you thought we were getting annoyed? See how easy it is to make an assumption about someone when actually you have no idea of what they are actually feeling? Maybe Ejuice was getting annoyed. I cannot say. All i know is that at no point was I annoyed. There are many more important things to get annoyed about.

  • P O S T

    P O S T

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    I totally agree with Ejuice. Posting the word first just because you’re the first to comment makes zero sense to me. It’s childish, pointless and a witless thing to do. It serves no purpose, impresses no one and achieves nothing. .

  • experiment54

    experiment54

    År siden

    and thats why you're single

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