The "A" Team 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes it is shit but after 5 months of Covid this is the only stuff left to listen to on NOlocal....

In our school it went: Hitler has only got one ball The other, is in the Albert Hall, His Mother, the dirty scrubber Ate it when he was small. I do not claim ownership of this version.

;) nolocal.info/have/video/fJyqqdunymiJ1nw

When he said 'hey Google it made my phone do weird things. I didnt even think I had any voice recognition software switched on! Dodgy.

this show was really getting very very slow

Diane actually said word for word what Karl said. 'I'm into stuff' please get them both on, it would be the best podcast ever!

first wank on the moon.

Considering Diane's the only one who gives a fuck, she should do her own podcast. I guarantee it'll be better than this shite. I turned it off after 48 minutes.

44:19 Mick Jagger pissed.... play at 0.5x or 0.25x playback speed. Sounds like they're all pissed as farts. Try it lol.

Hilarious and yes there's something with me 😂😂😂😂❤️

That was fucking terrible. What is worse is that I forgot I’d already listened to it. Now heard it twice

She is like a female kieel pielcknten

I've grown to really like Dianne over the years. Love how droll she is. Hope that series of hers comes back on the telly,where she plays a mum.

No

If you stop yourself from talking about the show, during the show, maybe it'll be a better show?

Where's Karl pilkington get him back

Pornographic filth! 🎩

This show has gone from shitty funny to just shitty

I've had cancerous bloody sh*ts that have been more entertaining than this absolute drivel...... can't wait for next weeks......

Hitler's relatives agrees to not reproduce.

22.30 who could save the show? MR STEPHEN MITCHELL and MR KARL DILKINGTON

Romka2k

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@Charlotte B Karl P Dilkington

Charlotte B

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@Petal Poppy they're references from the xfm show, I know their actual names! Lol

Petal Poppy

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Charlotte B are you being serious or not...it is Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington.

The amount of different people you could have on here and you still have the same shit guests all the time. Boring as Fuck.

The ending is basically what you do at the end of a party where you are all drunk and bored, and all the cool people have passed out or gone home. "hey siri...."

Once my sister told me that if I put a blue crayon up my arse I would turn into a blue fairy. I did...but I didnt.

Once my sister told me that if I put a blue crayon up my arse I would turn into a blue fairy. I did...but I didnt.

Has anyone made the jingles yet?

Watched this for a minute and i agree. Dont know why or what but thats not important.

This episode was top quality loved it.

Savage top 10s

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It's always good when they have these guys on lol The show is funniest when they're talking absolute shit about random things.

Hansie's Ma

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which bit was your highlight?

I much prefer it now he's dropping the pontificating. It's more like the old xfm stuff than the podcasts were.

Hey, I had no idea that Mr. Gervais had a youtube channel and a ... the best radio show .. on the internets.

How would you like if your town was moved in by 1000 migrant muslimis?

sean mcloughlin is fucking boring

One of the funniest shows in a while 👏

I craved drivel after this episode

He didn't marry a horse, he made it a senator

I listen to Ricky purely for the drivel and he never disappoints.

It's free content , you can't expect much

Earth isnt spinning ,dont be shilly

This is desperate stuff

organ donations are an opt out system now

Ricky your right in saying you can’t do this anymore , your the only funny one on this , I got a headache from the other two boring fuckers

Anyone else get a bit bored at the constant jokes about how bad the show is? Every episode...

RICKY, good on you for trying, but these co-hosts are duds. You're kind pointing out the difference between a circle and a sphere, but Sean and Diane need to get out more.

13:20 This part had me dying. My tea went everywhere!

AJ Cna

5 måneder siden

I spat my tea all over the place!!!!

TheMilkGuzzler

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@Hansie's Ma Personally, I found it funny. If you didn't then that's fine. We are allowed to have different opinions, you know?

Hansie's Ma

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TheMilkGuzzler What did you find so funny about it? I've replayed that bit three times and I'm clearly missing it.

Ricky is a nice guy, I saw him at an airport and he agreed to have a selfie with me. My penis has never looked larger than in Mr. Gervais hand.

Is this available on Spotify, if it’s not it definitely should be!

Jimmy the mad ostrich

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Spotify were offered it..even they said no thanks, we want nowt to do with this turkey!

You should make this a video as well. I love the face Ricky makes when he laughs 😂

there must be something wrong with me

Boesner

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because I don't want fucking guitar lessons!

wheeeere do you liiivveeeeeeeeeeee

I will listen to this till the day i get in prison

I know Ricky always says the latest show was the worst one but THIS one really was shoddy. I'll be tuning in next time for sure.

this is the best show ever. everyone should listen to it!

Just when I'm about to unsubscribe i get a giggle from this show🤔😗

Big fan of Ricky. Best comedian on Earth according to me. But fuck me, I'm not going to see one of his shows. The prices are ridiculous. He asks what he wants, no problem with that. But he shouldn't be surprised if he will only perform for rich people.

This one is really shit and quite flat. Diane's right - they do need something driving it. I feel like the three of them have just ran out of things to talk about now.

"People who don't believe in the moonlanding also believe the earth is flat" ......that's really stupid Ricky .

Richard Churchill

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Both massive fucktards.

Shi Yu Meng

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Its called a logical fallacy.

Best show ever as good as the xfm days! Hahaha

The traipse all over history episode. Oh, and you can currently marry your horse, cat, snake, etc., in many countries. Bestiality being lawful or only a misdemeanour in much of the US, Canada and elsewhere.

Total Todd'fest !

From spring 2020, England will be implementing the opt-out scheme for organ donation

if moths had eyes, would they be happier?

Cunningflop

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@PlumbobMillionaire caveman hunting for food

PlumbobMillionaire

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how do they know they're not dead?

4:30 mins in and I thought there was going to be a mention of baguettes down trousers and ' Johns got a mustache '

Can you guys talk about your favourite historical events or scientific discoveries? That'd be interesting. If you don't have one finding one would be at least educational.

Do we need to say called Adolf "in the world"? Like the ones off the world are the ones that have figured out how to shit in space.

It annoys logical people? Are you taking the piss? The fact there is no measurable curvature, motion or spin is enough. Stop being a programmed little knob head and do some actual research. Stop thinking and believing and actually start knowing. Flat earth is a very old truth. Wake up or get me on to educate you. It’s embarrassing that you know nothing

This has truly now hit rock bottom

P O S T

5 måneder siden

AJ Cna - You still can. Fill yer boots.

AJ Cna

5 måneder siden

@P O S T I literally wanted to write that!!!!!!! So strange 😳😳😳👍👍👍👍

P O S T

11 måneder siden

If he hadn’t have listened, he wouldn’t have written the comment about it hitting rock bottom. Consequently, you would not have then written your comment telling him to not listen. So, he wouldn’t have known not to listen and therefore would then have listened and then written his comment about it hitting rock bottom. This conversation had to happen. There was no choice. Fate came in to play here. None of you are responsible for anything that happened here, so you can all sleep well in your beds. Goodnight.

Alex McC

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Fuck off and don't listen then you moron

Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

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I believe 't'was none other than John McEnroe who said "It's the pits of the Earth man!" . .. or something. 🎩

Okay 👌 now I'm not watching it afer his mouth slagging off its listners 🤐

Sean McLaughlin has awfull comedy timing with his crap jokes, ricky is repeating himself more than BBC1, he's told every story, every joke a million times, and played the same 5 songs over and over and over and over........and over for the last 20 fucking years and Diane is ok but she isnt daft she is trying to be like karl, but its not working. Ok lets play a song..... Here's neil young with after the gold rush.

Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

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This is what happens when you're payed too much money to do nothing but indulge yourself & your ever-expanding ego. Nothing against the mighty Neil Young of course , but yes, he needs to dig out some less obvious slices of musical interjections..such as more current sonic grooves like BC Camplight "I'm Desperate" . ...then again, who cares? I , for one , have now given up on this tired load of moribundity!

29:21

Diane is fucking hilarious - loved this shambles of a show

Last weeks was probably one of the better episodes. The worst ones are the boring ones where you keep banging on about PC gone mad on twitter.

'Whereeeee do you live" cracked me up

This is the best radio show ever. Original as f*

CDStoner

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Xfm???? Jesus

Deffo best pod cast in the world 😂😂😂...genuinely!

J P

6 måneder siden

@Mike Fry 😂😂😂😂😂love it!

Mike Fry

6 måneder siden

Lol look at all the comments, this it arguably the worst one of THIS podcast, let alone the entire genre!

Dianne Morgan is like the female Karl Pilkington.

this is shite

Yeah, this was awful, really enjoy all the other ones, so looking forward to the next one, can only get better 🙈😁🤷‍♂️

Moon landing skeptics are not the same breed as flat-earthers

I actually thought this was fucking hilarious

the best ever....absolutely priceless! DM tha best!

Best episode yet.

Diane Morgan and two obnoxious 13 year olds who think they are funny. Yawn..

FlipAndLand

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Get a sense of humour.

i miss karl and steve

Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

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@GeekWorld ..not as much as Ricky misses them. 🎩

This one was shiiit👏👏👍

I want Robin Ince and David Baddiel again.......and Shappi Khorsandi, cos I love her.

One of the worst shows ever! And I have never laughed so hard.

BLEURGH

The XFM show and podcast were the best content ever and I still listen to them to this day. But I don't see the point in constantly comparing them this show to them and complaining?

Matthew Carpenter

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Dave C quite right. Different shows for different needs

THIS IS NOT SHIT! MANY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE ALREADY KILLED THEMSELVES WITHOUT INPUT OF SUCH CATEGORY!

Ricky still copying jokes what Karl said about rib cage and bollocks oooof

Corey Barker

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I like the podcast don’t get me wrong, just weirdly too similar to xfm. Ricky even slipped up and said xfm at one point hahaha

Ser Bronn Of Highgarden

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That was rickys joke. Its still recycled shit, but its rickys recycled shit.

pen12345

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Most of the stuff he says are from the xfm days

Hawwouh!

'ey google.... 'ow many adulfs is there int world'

Where is the Bill burr episode ?

Nobody is going to be listening to this in 15 years like the XFM shows. That was comedy gold. Anecdotes, piss takes, spoof adverts, it was all brilliant.

Right. Karl and Steve needs to be on a Pod. Maybe just 90 min return episode. I'd pay.

Well it wasn't just a rehash of old bits and bloody Twitter talk at least. But listening to 3 people of whom I'm a big fan of, fail to use voice search functions really isn't entertaining. I know he says it everytime but I've never agreed; This is the worst show of all 58 so far! And don't have a go saying I'm not a fan, I wouldn't of heard every show multiple times if I wasn't.

matty dodd

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This is the first one I've ever listened to... not a great impression not going to lie 😆. I even clicked dislike I found it that shit. Back to 15 year old xfm podcasts then

Jay Ayrton

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Fingaz Mc you're not a fan

This was brilliant

Stop dancing around it Ricky... you know Karl and Steve would save this show

I came here for low quality content; i haven't been disappointed

AJ Cna

5 måneder siden

Cannot think of something of low content here apart from your comment Yiannis Loukas. Ricky's sense of humour is for people with their IQ reaching far above the sea level( at least) Therefore you can easily place your own..Cheers mate.

P O S T

11 måneder siden

Yiannis Loukas I came here for comments about low quality content. I haven’t been disappointed either.