jerry seinfeld is so fucking dull its beyond belief how hes made a career as a comedian

Ricky is desperate to appear like an intellectual. He rips everything apart so much, explaining a joke makes it not funny.

Urgh Jerry Seinfeld. Skip.

NickV.UK - I want to interview Ricky if anyone can help? Thank you

I keep waiting for Ricky to say, " So Karl! Little baldey headed manc twaaatt.. You got Monkey news??"

33:20 cleanest Bill Maher burn yet

Jerry still isn’t funny

thank fuck you played the opening lick at the end. Cheers!

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Have you SEEN an xfm listener?!? they drink milk from a saucer!

The fact Ricky says “monetrize”annoys me.

Nice episode. Great!

Why didn't you just video this, cheap and nasty with an iPhone. Or are you both sitting around in your undies.

Ricky sucks up to Jerry way too much. Fearful of an argument or any kind of disagreement is a cowardly way of dealing with the conversation. Ricky is far more articulate, intelligent and funnier. Jerry has a simple relative sense of demonstrating comedy ethics. However he's not funny at all to me and I've watched loads of his shows. Of course this is my own opinion and I don't give a flying fuck if you agree or disagree.

He is one of your worst guests.

Jerry seems like an arrogant, contrary, self absorbed douche bag.

1:16:19 It was "poverty", Jerome ...pover'eee.

26:03 Ricky surely referring to Richard Herring. It's here on YT. And Herring has criticised Gervais in the past, so this could well be a subtle revenge putdown.

Gen-X Ennial

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Herring is an odd one. I watched all the rhlstp chats but they were just odd

Love you

RG: Do you know what I mean? JS: Right, right. Yeh.

56:38 If there was no job to it, you would be Bob at the Psych ward in "What About Bob?"

95% Ricky / 5% Jerry

So who comes first?

I have yet to make it to the end of one of these. Even when people like Bill Burr, Bob Kelly and Jerry are guests, I can't do it.

I understand the desire people have for a Gerv/Mechant!/Dilkington reunion, but it's very unlikely for a number of reasons. I'd be happy to share those reasons if I 1) wasn't so lazy and 2) didn't think you should spend 30 seconds working it out by yourselves.

''not pronouncing mt T's?''... ''Yeah well you know what I mean' ''.

I usually find these boring, but, this is why I keep trying them. I really liked this one.

Jerry says, that's funny a lot but doesn't laugh. Is it really funny Jerry, really?

Abe Wilson

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I quite like that about him for some reason

I enjoyed this one. They clearly get on and Ricky wasn't too annoying. They seem to learn off each other, which is a good basis for a friendship.

"If a mate said to me 'Where are bugs going?', I'd crack up" You had a mate like that, Ricky! Remember him? We do.

He gets Jerry Seinfeld on and still manages to have the same conversation with himself.

odorico leal

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I read the comments while listening to the start of the conversation and thought people were probably exaggerating. But they were not. The bloke really spent more than half of the show ranting aimlessly and poorly, Brent-like.

Ugh 🤮 pretentious shite

Comedy is funnier when you explain it.😐

Please get Steve on here!

The dynamic here is so good! Jerry is so funny when he’s just chatting.

kinda slow and already familiar start to this one but really picked up with the philosophical topics later on. it's great when Ricky gets in a flow and ditches the self censure...

Jerry Seinfeld the 2nd most overrated "Comedian" in the business

TheTrickshot77

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@Hamada Alsarraf Adam play dumb Sandler

Hamada Alsarraf

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Whos first?

Ricky only talks about himself or topics with him as the subject, or swings everything to his point of view, its gets really tedious really quickly. Ego has won that battle.

Oh Ricky, you're nothing in the podcast world without Pilko.......probably shouldn't have been so dismissive of his magnetism with the masses, you may still be mates! Not a fan of this crap.

Jerry, ever heard the phrase "m o n k e y b u s I n e s s"?

scerpalman

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Nope, never heard that before, that's brilliant

When Seinfeld and Gervais get together, they do this deconstructing comedy thing that they've been doing since Talking Funny.. And it's not funny or entertaining. It's like listening to two scientists discussing science, except less informative.

AIS and back care Achilles Calf Glute Quad Hamstrings Crucifix Lower back Sphinx/child's Pigeon Side bend Neck Chest Rear delts / band pulls I can’t listen and follow my back care/stretching routine as the app cuts out when i switch. But now i can. At least someone is making use of this shit

So, even Ricky gets to jump kick himself from the high horse, cause Humanity was galloping. Nevertheless, respect and love for eveything you do.

I'm at 30 mins and it's really boring, haven't laughed once, nothing intrigued me. Sad to say, but it's podcast is garbage.

Karl

Still no Karl, im out

How about putting the name of the guest on the title

GET KARL PILKINGTON ON THIS

Why does it take you so long to air the episodes. Bill Burr was on weeks ago .. and it’s not like you need to edit anything

Ricky let your fucking guests speak!

Before i listen does Ricky just speak over Jerry and repeat the same stuff he says in everything?.. when will he have another original thought

Seinfield is about as funny as diarrhea. "David Brent is a funny name", Jerry Seinfield 2019. And seem to complete lack a sense of understanding about Don Rickles. What a dullard.

Shenanigans07

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Fuck that, I'm not having you getting away with saying such a thing. I've had diarrhea that has genuinely made me laugh. Seinfeld has never done that to me.

Ffs

WHY DONT YOU POST VIDEOS YOU FUCKING FAT SHIT.. ITS NOT LIKE YOU CANT AFFORD TO, YOU GERBIL FACED INSECURE COURT JESTER, AND BY "COURT" I MEEN THE ELITE KIDDYFIDLERS IN THE INDUSTRY YOU DANCE FOR.. ... Ricky Gervais back2back with Jerry Springer and no fucking video... ask your grand kids to show you how to record videos on your iphone #FML

THE UNDERGROUND FILTER

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@Shenanigans07 IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

Shenanigans07

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Bet that self-entitled attitude has served you well.

such an amazing idea to make me click the video to see the actual title ! thumbed up

The irony here is that when Ricky attempts to improve the podcast by getting Jerry Seinfeld on, it becomes one of the most boring ones because they just talk about comedy and how people get offended by certain jokes. Ricky, you've said all this before! It was much more entertaining when you were talking with Diane about people getting their dicks stuck in taps. Less of the serious talk about comedy and more nonsense with Diane please.

This is the most pretentious load of tripe I've heard.

2:58 Raped by Satan!! Christ on an old 1970's Chopper bicycle....who would wish such a non - consensual infiltration of depraved buggery upon another soul? Personally I wouldn't express such an utterance upon my worst enemy , which happens to be none other than Lord Amory Dimple - Swazzle , the rotten , arrogant , deceitful , greedy , adulterous SWINE!! No doubt a bastard of the highest( or perhaps rather the lowest!) order. Obviously we've all committed our own small peccadillo's here & there along the way , but that great bumbling stuttering wide- foreheaded twit takes the biscuit! Stealing other people's money , wine and wives for God's sake.Threatening me with a bloody shotgun the monstrous great nincompoop! Get thee behind me Satan! But I digress. On other matters, may I respectfully suggest that Ricky expands his musical pallet somewhat? 'tis all good stuff mind but also all a bit too obvious.Personally I'd love the surprise of hearing him play something like "I'm Desperate" by BC Camplight ...which I've spent many a time jigging and - a jiving away like some bandy-legged gibbon in my study. Also suggested - Terry Callier album "What Color Is Love" ? The Fall - "58 Golden Greats " , and "Running That Voodoo Down Volume 2" - various artists. . . . . . . . . and of course anything by his royal highness Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. 🎩

Hold up, why is Jerry going after Don Rickles ffs?! I thought they were friends, he had him on Comedians in cars, he was on Don Rickles One Night Only, this is weird, Don wasn't a racist, nor stupid...

wasnt bill burr supposed to do one of these??

safeashouses211

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Next one, I think.

Does Ricky realise he has the same conversation every episode? Offence, trolls, targets of joke, irony, I’m the butt of the joke, I let them in, learnt it from Laurel and Hardy etc etc I only listened for Seinfeld.

Didnt know ricky had this podcast

As always so entertaining!

Jerry isn't so friendly about Ricky on the Netflix is a joke podcast 🤨 But then again he criticises Chapelle for his stand up too. What an ego!

I really think I'm missing something when it comes to Jerry Seinfeld. I've watched his stand up but never really laughed and he doesn't really seem to have any real insight on either of his appearances here. Given the amount of respect he has I have to assume he pioneered a lot of what makes stand up great but all that means is that everything he has to offer i've heard a million times before by those who came after him.

This was embarrassing for Ricky, finally someone calling him out for endlessly deconstructing his own comedy. The older Ricky gets the more like Brent he actually is. At one point he even said "it works"

I resent paying my license fee for his swimming pool. He has got a little chapel in his home where he worships as often as possible at his reflection. No wonder he is an atheist there can only be one God ,and he falls to his knees every time he passes a mirror, allegedly.

Shenanigans07

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Wait... You pay the license fee but you're also religious?

Before ive heard a second of this let me guess Gervais will talk passionatly about causing offence and not caring about causing offence. Gg

I swear it's the same thing every episode? deconstructing each other's jokes

Nah, can’t listen to Ricky dissecting his own material any longer. It’s not that deep. That’s enough..

It would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle.

Conor Ward

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Daniel Dawson ah fucked it!!!

Daniel Dawson

5 måneder siden

@Conor Ward rather be a blind moth

Conor Ward

5 måneder siden

I'd rather be moth.

First mention of Twitter starts at 8:55

If Ricky uploaded a Deadly Sirius podcast, but didn't name the guest, and then that mystery guest just said the word: "Alright?" People would loses their sh*t and it would get more views than any episode yet.

Simon Lawrence

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@Muck'N'BrassTV Yep! :-)

Muck'N'BrassTV

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Simon Lawrence Karl?

Pls keep it up and invest in this, i could hear you talk for hours

Ricky justifies everything. Jerry accepts things as they are.

gaspara angeles

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this may be because Ricky is a philosopher thus analytical. Has Philo degree at ucl

This was good. I'll be looking for more Ricky and Jerry

D H

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Check out 'Comedians in cars getting coffee', Ricky is in a few of those. It's on Netflix.

podcast link would be cool Ricky :o)...get it done....wow, you dont look as fat, as you do on telly...geee thanks

All I can hear is barry b benson

Get Taika Waititi on. That Jojo rabbit film looks hilarious. Plus you get to talk about him playing Hittler for comedy!

RICKY! JERRY KNOWS YOU KEEP YOUR STATUS IN TWO WAYS BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM LAST TIME YOU BROKEN FUCKING RECORD! tells it exactly the same way every time. MOVE. ON.

I AGREE THAT JOKES ABOUT BAD THINGS AREN'T THE SAME AS THE BAD THING, JUST SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT IT ALREADY. WE KNOW. WE ALL KNOW. EVERYONE WHO IS GOING TO BE CONVINCED HAS ALREADY BEEN CONVINCED.

Brilliant Robin Williams line from the underated animated film "Robots" "Welcome to the big city, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere....and if you cant make it here....Welcome to the club"

Here's me, here's the bread...make rhe f*cking sandwich

Great episode. And next up is Bill Burr. Oh boy happy days!

Scroll down see how many KP quotes there are.

There is not many things funnier than when Norm Macdonald looks into Adam Eget's eyes, and just says "911" Just can't help but laugh. Is it classed as a joke ? lol

How come not even one of his guests remotely mentions idiot abroad or writing with a partner or xfm shows or the animation show or anything about Karl and Stephen! Unbelievable! I can imagine him saying don't mention that with his regular guests like his friends, but if he said that to a bigger guest like Jerry or Burr he'll sound petty and childish. Well Burr likes confrontation, let's see if he does next week! Also I wanna see if they're gonna talk about when Burr said the ricky gervais show is boring and his golden globe roasts are bad...

Don't usually bother commenting on this podcast, but thought it merited it this time: A "special" like this, featuring at least one particularly high profile person, is long overdue IMO. Not only does it balance out the egos, but it also⁠- Actually no that's pretty much it. It balances out the egos, which is much more interesting and conducive to entertaining conversation.

Instead of talking the same shit, lets just jerk each other off. Still the same.

“I had a bit that was good because...” x 74

I hope Burr comes in with the same "I'm the king" energy. Ricky's good as the underdog sometimes.

"Pretend you are watching the TV" Heckler "pass the remote would you"

Paul The Party Animal Parker

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"pretend you are watching the TV. WATCHING ME. Ricky Gervais. Watching my new hit show, after life. Nice to see all the positive reviews. Here's a few of the positive reviews I've put them on my twitter for you. Look at my reviews, go on, LOOK AT THEM. JUST TELL ME RICKY YOU ARE THE BEST. JUSTIFY MY EXISTENCE."

Блять, я потерялся :/

For the record, I tried, but only lasted 11mins Ps Where's Diane?

Dwayne Dibley

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11 minutes you say, no wonder Diane left.

You can intellectualise anything, rationalise and tell yourself what you want to be the truth, (especially when you’re as analytical and smart as Ricky) but the bottom line is, Ricky is a very sensitive guy and he doesn’t like people hating him. If it was water of a duck’s back then he wouldn’t keep having to justify himself and his jokes. Ricky is liked by the masses, but in this age of political correctness, and dumb American trump supporters on twitter, he is bound to get criticism on a bigger scale that a sensitive artistic person can take, and it’s had a detrimental effect on Ricky. He feels under attack and is bursting and desperate to defend himself. It’s not his fault, with the constant repetition of ‘just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right’ etc but it’s how he deals with the criticism he gets.

WEETABIX

TommyCoopersMagicCarpetWeaver.

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Kellogg 's Corn Flakes.

Paul The Party Animal Parker

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Shredded wheattttt

Gervais is really bad at letting people speak and listening. He also repeats himself a lot. But I still get something from these and that's why I listen.

Paul The Party Animal Parker

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@Jacob Anderson it isn't just a word though. Is the N word just a word? If so can you call someone that on twitter and send me the screenshot? Because its just a word right, so you wouldn't get in trouble or get sacked from your job for being offensive because it's just a word and three shit comedians like your number one pervert Louis CK would back you up wouldn't they? There's a difference between being satirical and witty, to just being offensive. Saying Susan boyle looks like a mong is offensive. There's no comedy built into that. That's why the bully at school was never considered to by funny, because there's no imagination in their jokes. Earlier in Gervais career he was able to make jokes of controversial topics like the holocaust and racism that were witty and not offensive. Because he'd actually put a bit of effort into his writing and make himself the punchline of his jokes. Now he's a spent old man that can't think of anything creative so just writes shit unfunny tweets and calls a child a tubby little ginger cunt in his absolutely woeful Afterlife series. I imagine you found that scene hilarious. The fact you can't recognise the difference between satire and plain offensive jokes derived from offensive words, tells me that you're either I) monumentally stupid; or, ii) an American.

Jacob Anderson

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@Paul The Party Animal Parker It's just a word. Imagine thinking other comedians policing eachother's jokes is a good thing lmao. You'd probably piss the bed if you heard a Louie CK set or Patrice O'Neal or Bill Burr. Literally just a word, don't shit yourself

Paul The Party Animal Parker

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@DoubleDowner Ricky already knew that mong meant disabled. Everyone in England knows mong is offensive when it relates to a disabled person - or in the case of Susan Boyle, someone that looks disabled. I lost a lot of respect for Ricky over the mong debacle. He tried bullshitting his way out of it and got schooled by Richard herring, amongst others

DoubleDowner

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@Dave C haha maybe I replied to the wrong person or maybe he deleted his comment. Someone said he's a sell out for back tracking on using the word 'mong'

Dave C

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@DoubleDowner What word? My comments were just general observations, I wasn't referring to anything specific.

90 minutes of talking about how amazing they both are at comedy.

D H

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Hmm, sort of, but not really.

Seinfeld and Gervais, im vibrating of excitement

It would be great if I could see your guest's just sayin