RICKY GERVAIS is DEADLY SIRIUS #12
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Episode 12 - Ricky chats with Diane Morgan and Tom Basden
The twelfth episode of Ricky's new series of radio shows on Sirius XM
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.
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I loved Diane’s snow globe story! And to see it come alive on After Life
Diane is great
That Tom seems a bit of a twat
I see Diane's empty snow-globe story made it into 'Afterlife'. Since Ricky didn't even give her a cunt-full of writing credit, I hope he paid her a fuck-ton of cash for her contribution.
The snow globe made it into Afterlife!
Ironic that Diane says she doesn't like the moody/cool comedic type...that's exactly what she does!
The mOxford English dictionary describes: *"A cunt full" - The amount you can fit inside a cunt.* Fairly common expression ;)
That's where he got the snow globe bit from After Life then, pretty much bang on what Diane just explained around 1:09:40.
Antonella Antex chlorhydrate
2 måneder siden
Yeeeeehhhhh!!!! 😂😂😂 Just heard and recognised that sad amazing thing in After Life!!! As Ricky said: real life is it most interesting and funny thing to talk about! 🤗
Wonder Woman
År siden
Interesting, thanks for that
Fingaz MC
År siden
It's like word for word what happens in the show!
HarboeJacob
År siden
Just thinking the same.
"You're joking" Love Diane.
Manmoths?
Is that the same Brian who later starred in mission impossible 8 after he had the Tom Cruise face transplant operation?
all the people on here moaning, go outside for a bit.
Still waiting for Diane to explain how she got started in comedy :)
Let. Diane. Talk.
i want to hear more stories about this brian bloke
You never see an old man eating a Twix.
How long can Ricky talk about himself? Episode 12 and counting.
Scones! They're like scones!
This has a lot of grippage.
i think diane morgan is the closest we’ll ever get to karl and i’m surprisingly okay with that
58:11 "*gasp.. Oh no you was standing up for 9 hours" !! Yes ricky. That's called normal working ya millionaire cu*t !! Hahaha 😂🖒
God is in the middle, Jesus and the holy spirit sat next to God. Awaiting the second coming. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you. With the second coming is God just waiting for the right time?
Anyone noticed Ricky won’t play to stag/hen do’s?
39:36 "You are so unique" No such thing mate.
Fingaz MC
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It's either unique or it's not!
diane might well be a female karl
I'd eat a nob at night
Is it possible to mention those songs played in the description? Fuckin luving them!😎
Really liked these to start with but getting repetitive and boring. Hearing Ricky say the same things to different guests is getting a but dull. Hearing Ricky's ideas on comedy was interesting, but he is saying the same stuff every week to different people. Would like to hear about things other than comedy to keep it more varied.
Ricky, STOP FUCKING INTERRUPTING EVERYONE!! We know your point of view on comedy etc because we have heard it every single fucking Sirius show. Let the guests talk so we can learn something new...hear something new. Stop fucking interrupting them. I want to hear from Diane Morgan but I can't because you talk over every guest EVERY FUCKING TIME!!
Ricky is allergic to letting other people speak.
Glad you loved Leeds, it was an awesome night!
Karl what would you do if the world was about to end? ...I’ve always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
......man-moth?
Ricky I was thinking. There is a guy in australia by the name of Carl Barron. You have a Really good friend by the name of Carl Pilkington. Would make a Really good travel show watching " 2 Carl's Abroad" ?
massive decline in viewers... maybe... you know... have other guests from time to time...? Just a thought. I actually enjoyed these things, now I just look at the photo and don't even bother...
Tom Basden 😍
you only put a cuntful in!
Know what I mean?
When we were about 16/17 my mate used to go everywhere in a suit. When he was ID'd he would have the same argument "why would a 17 year old wear a suit". It worked about 50% of the time. I think they ultimately didn't care. Once he was 18 he reverted to jeans and t shirt. One night we went down the pub and the doorman nodded us in and stopped Ben. As Ben reached for his passport the doorman said to his mate "I always thought this one looked better in a suit"
Diane simply has to become a regular... She's the female Karl and I'm loving it😂
There was this bloke who was a builder...
scrimpton
This Music Is Not For You
2 år siden
That Creepypasta Guy uppered
Sophie Evelyn
2 år siden
That Creepypasta Guy I
seaba56
2 år siden
Baws-wa-locks
I bloody bought this 😑
"cuntful"
Does it matter who the guests are, cus none of them can get a word in edgeways!
Cuntfull !!🤣so funny !!!
Groundhog day... :-(
A really good episode!
_'Ere y'are look_ is the new _Play a record._
please get Steve “Alright Ladies, What Can I Get You to Drink? What, You Think I’m Made of Money? I Meant Half a Mild Or Summat” Merchant on the show
MANC
I give up. So sick of hearing gervais tell the same old shit over and over every episode. Fuck me, change the record!
So Americans dip Yorkshire puddings in their tea because they think they're biscuits?
Let's get the same guests on & chat about the Same Old Shite!! Stop bothering with theses a while ago!!!!!
I’d love to have a special episode with Ricky, Stephen and Karl
I can’t remember Diane from the movie :/
English JD
2 år siden
Richard Steele ahh yes I remember now cheers !
Richard Steele
2 år siden
English JD The PA agent Brent goes to see.
12:46 Jimmy Carr?
Ricky, these are great. Please keep em coming!!
I can’t express how much I love Diane Morgan. She’s a little bit of magic. And as a side note, Vernon Kay worked in that banana factory.
Fingaz MC
År siden
Been watching Wilty?
Richard Steele
2 år siden
Mr "Heey, Danny Millman".
WHERE IS KARL
Marcus Cross
3 år siden
At home probably.
1.36 in already turned off its bolloks without karl
I was at the Belfast show where Ricky mentions the IRA it was a joy! People don't like tip toeing around problems that surround them. It was a real pleasure he tried and succeeded the joke. Shows how brave and brilliant he is 😁😁💕
Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good
3 år siden
You mean the Stewert Lee joke?
These episodes get shitter every time
B R I N G K A R L A N D ST E V E
Seany Wilson
3 år siden
😘💕😄
Seany Wilson
3 år siden
Kappa kids
How is this still not delivered as a podcast?
The 0
3 år siden
Jskovbo Because it's a broadcast radio show.
Diane needs to get together with Karl. What a double act that would be!
PirateSmileProd
5 måneder siden
Karl is genuine, diane tries to be karl.
P O S T
År siden
How would she know which one she was?
One Life Time
2 år siden
she could play a fictional Suzanna haha
Bring back Karl - the Black Mirror Prophet!
American biscuits are like scones. :o)
Fingaz MC
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And they put f'ing gravy on them!?!?!?!
Quit the lovey stuff, Ricky, it's become boring.
Ricky: "I hate mainstream comedians." Diane: "Well I hate comedy snobbery." Ricky: "I agree" Lmao :')
Liam Carr
3 år siden
I only shortened it to make it punchier :P I didn't change what anyone meant. I'd say it's a fair interpretation. In fact I can't think of any other way it could be interpreted :S
Lugh Summerson
3 år siden
Ricky: I don't watch them. And good luck to them; I don't watch the big mainstream ones. Diane: I don't like comedy snobbery. I don't like to take part in that kind of thing. I just won't watch it. That was an imaginatively loose interpretation. You could write for the Daily Mail.
Agree with the other comments. Gervais needs somebody to challenge him, otherwise it's repetitive and boring. Also let the others dictate the conversation topics, because Gervais only has about 5 topics that he spontaneously talks about. He's interesting on a whole number of topics, but would never start the conversation on them himself. So we just get the same content over and over
Jacob Anderson
8 måneder siden
R4- P17 Yeah that is one interpretation I agree with. He just really likes talking about comedy and has platitudes that he knows will gain him respect from fellow comedians. But youd think the self-awareness would be there for him to go ‘yeah I would like to tell this anecdote, but I’ve said the same thing 4 times in the last 10 episodes, maybe I should say something else that’s interesting’. He’s obviously a very funny/interesting bloke, but just not when he’s solely dictating the conversation haha.
Bazaar66.com
3 år siden
With Karl and Stephen, they'd talk about all sorts of things, often led by Karl's thoughts of course
Des-Tiny's-child.
Also I like to see Ricky be challenged intellectually, I. e. David Baddiel. Just imagine an episode with Christopher Hitchens.
AndyMpne
3 år siden
Now I’m imagining him talking to a decaying corpse
As much as I enjoy Ricky Gervais's work, the content of these podcasts, with the exception of a few episodes. It feels like ground hog day. Discussing the minutiae of stand up comedy. I was really hooked on the Richard Dawkins and Brian Cox interview. The Noel Gallagher interview too.
Drinking game: take a shot every time Ricky lets his guests talk for more than 3 seconds without interruption. Oh you’re still sober?
Is this still hosted by self-centered, pretentious, hypocritical, grouchy prick or is Ricky Gervais finally back?
Ah he thinks he lives in a mansion, it is a beautiful house and he is justly proud of it but a mansion it is not...
Still think he should get Jim Jefferies and Jimmy Carr on a show!
Harry Goodman
5 måneder siden
@Fingaz MC he looks scary
Fingaz MC
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@Vic Taylor What's your reason for hating Carr? Genuinely curious, not after an argument lol
Vic Taylor
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Jimmy Carr is a wanker.
Biscuits are like a savoury scone
Boss I'm getting the smallest teeniest ever so small tattoo of writing on my ass for prostate exams. Ok I'm not but the joke doesn't work if I don't say I am. The smallest writing starting off with "If your'e reading this you're too damn close" Then for each new examination I'll get something else to form a story. I'm sure all this will result in some awkward moments. I'm not sure who for. I'm not sure who will laugh more. Joke ends now. ps... not a comedian.
You know that Simpsons episode where Mark Hamill makes an appearance at a convention and starts talking about savings on long-distance calls and all the dweebs start whingeing “AAAARGH, TALK ABOUT STAR WARS!!!!”? That’s exactly what I picture the moaners on here as when they keep talking about wanting Karl and Steve back. They’re not going to be back. That was then, this is now. Deal with it. Plenty of old xfm stuff, podcasts, etc for you to reminisce about, but this is not what Ricky’s doing now. Have we got that? Yes? Good.
Interglotti
3 år siden
Terry Woodward It's extremely odd, I remember him mentioning Cemetery Junction in one episode, but to my knowledge he's yet to mention Life's too Short or Idiot Abroad
Terry Woodward
3 år siden
Simon Vicious the guests probably have been briefed to not mention them at all either. I mean, everything from Ricky’s career has come up at some point; 11 o’clock show, the chat show, office, extras, standup, derek. But not the podcasts. It’s odd
Interglotti
3 år siden
I just wish he'd actually acknowledge them every now and then, it's like they never existed, especially Steve who has had a massive hand in Ricky's career
Terry Woodward
3 år siden
spreadthelove77 ok Rick
dickweeeeeeeeeed
3 år siden
ABSOLUTE TWADDLE
Hand Teeuwen
I was using me eyes even know I had them shut.
Money Was Made Money Was Lost
8 måneder siden
@R4- P17 😂😂😂 why you so angry lad.
Money Was Made Money Was Lost
8 måneder siden
@R4- P17 I can comment whatever I want.
Lane Bown
2 år siden
Hilarious! I love how much Ricky and Steve absolutely crack up laughing!
Tom you can take the Christmas jumper off now. The 70's called and want it back.
Who'd win in a fight. Squirrel or a cat? Obviously not your cat. Your cat couldn't hit the floor if she fell over. Im not saying she's not brave. But if she were anymore chicken she'd be laying eggs. Love Ollie to bits. But she is a bit of a scaredy cat haha
I agree with the comments... 11 was a high point that hadn't been reached since the first 2. And 12 is back to pain... I SO wanted to hear more from both of these guests :(
This is actually the best one yet somehow
🐒 news anyone?
vw of cars and it was the beastie boys
please stop asking for karl to be on this show
Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good
3 år siden
Who are you asking? At least the people asking for Karl are focusing at one person. Your command seems to be to everyone. The ego :P
FoodforThought
3 år siden
WE WILL STOP ASKING WHEN THE ROUND HEADED ONE APPEARS ON THIS PODCAST
Pluggit1953
3 år siden
Get Karl on the show!!
TEE VEE
3 år siden
ps i love karl
stone wash twot
Biscuits in America are what we in England call Scones... but they are a bit more savoury. Is that fair?
it's not fucking better rick
8:48 ahhh Ed Axel i remember him from Jimmy Carrs special feature on his dvd, comic idol, had this brilliant nervous act
Tempted to listen to this as Diane is brilliant in everything she does, Philomena Cunk is a female Karl!
CORNISHDUDE
3 år siden
4mins in and Ricky is just talking about himself doing standup..... kill me.... please?
😙⛄❄⛄❄
Deadly shit Rick wtf you doing
your mum
CORNISHDUDE
3 år siden
.... made you stay home from school cos it was windy
But I really enjoyed the first quite a few and then it dropped off a bit in the late middle and early end, and the last one (11) was a really good one. The Noel Gallagher one was very good. Best when they just chat and worst when they get into the minutia of their jobs. Don't mind an episode or 2 about that but they went on quite a hell of a lot in quite a few episodes. I still love you Rick.
Ice Hockey is Pretty Pretty Good
3 år siden
Come on guys there's no need to speak to him like that.
yoda apologist
3 år siden
head like a fucking tictac
Cactus Jack
3 år siden
Craig Warner look at that fucking head
I enjoyed the last one a lot more than the few before. I hope this one is as good.
Cactus Jack
3 år siden
Craig Warner what a mong