RICKY GERVAIS IS DEADLY SIRIUS #51

Humor

Episode 51 - Ricky chats with Diane Morgan and Mark Watson
The 51st episode of Ricky's radio show on Sirius XM.
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.

Kommentarer

  • VivaValdez
    VivaValdez9 måneder siden

    Thanks for the nightmare fuel, Diane

  • Danny Cheesums
    Danny Cheesums9 måneder siden

    Diane is not only funny and beautiful, she also likes the Fall!!

  • Harry H
    Harry HÅr siden

    anyone think this is the closest Ricky has got to recreating Steve & Karl? A funny Bristolian and a straight thinking northener.

  • Most Mysterious
    Most MysteriousÅr siden

    More, more, more of these two together please.

  • jjsteer91
    jjsteer91År siden

    Weird, I used to really struggle to bring up an image in my head of an ex girlfriend at the time we were together. Never struggled visualising anything else.

  • VesperHelsing
    VesperHelsingÅr siden

    Somehow Diane Morgan feels a little like a female vesion of Karl Pilkington

  • K C
    K CÅr siden

    Suitcase you idiots

  • K C
    K CÅr siden

    How can she not remember this? About the brain

  • K C
    K CÅr siden

    So many repeats I’m starting to think I’ve heard this episode before

  • Daniel Knight
    Daniel KnightÅr siden

    Why can't Ricky just play the games? He must be a real bore at Partys.

  • Steve Plant
    Steve PlantÅr siden

    Whether it's a potato or a nut it's a food-age. Glad these are back!

  • DancingFrogs XB1
    DancingFrogs XB1År siden

    @Ricky Gervais they think we remember everything we see and do, but to stop our brain being overloaded we can't recall everything, you should look into that lol Actress Marilu Henner has perfect recall, down to what clothes she wore in what episode of taxi and the dates

  • Merriman
    MerrimanÅr siden

    whats happened to good old Ricky This is SHIT

  • Free Julian Assange
    Free Julian AssangeÅr siden

    Ricky: "The sky is basically...the water..."

  • Personal Biscuit
    Personal BiscuitÅr siden

    Just found new bed time listening. Been listening to the xfm shows for years so this is great, but need more karly pilkbois

  • moltisanti
    moltisantiÅr siden

    “Deadly Sirius” - I see what you did there. “I think pun should be short for punch you in the mouth”.

  • Dicky Anders
    Dicky AndersÅr siden

    Diane using her Fables

  • Gavin Roberts
    Gavin RobertsÅr siden

    Buy it Ferry

  • Hayley Mills
    Hayley MillsÅr siden

    Get karl Pilkington amd steve merchant back! what the hell you playing at ricky?

  • Michael Fisher
    Michael FisherÅr siden

    Boring cunts

  • Dean Lowdon
    Dean LowdonÅr siden

    Can I just add my name to the (long) list of people that would love to hear Diane and Karl together!

  • Hannah Ellen
    Hannah EllenÅr siden

    Are we sure Diane isn't related to Karl?

  • rxp56

    rxp56

    År siden

    If she had a southern accent you wouldn't think that

  • Kevin Flemming
    Kevin FlemmingÅr siden

    To those looking for a little more interesting chat, that isn't as self-indulgent, it's definitely worth checking out The Infinite Monkey Cage, hosted by Professor Brian Cox and Robin Ince. The first episode is more interesting than the whole of this series so far. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b00p29kc

  • Pleyland
    PleylandÅr siden

    Ricky Gervais is a werewolf from another planet

  • Skidmark comedy
    Skidmark comedyÅr siden

    nolocal.info please make a show with Ricky Berwick and Karl Pilkington? Perhaps an idiot abroad 4: an idiot with an idiot 🤔🤞🙏😂

  • Martin McGrath
    Martin McGrathÅr siden

    Karl carried Ricky and Stephen on the radio.

  • Jordan

    Jordan

    År siden

    Steve is easily the funniest, most creative and witty out of the 3. Karl was just ignorant, but in a super innocent way. He wasn't intentionally funny. Steve was the best.

  • Ryan G.
    Ryan G.År siden

    Look up Elisa Lam for a bizarre hotel death.

  • Jack & Coops
    Jack & CoopsÅr siden

    Woof🐶

  • WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
    WOOOPdoctorFROGhereÅr siden

    Mark "my son did a project on the Egyptians at school..." Ricky "e-ahh eres another one". Just interrupts his guests and changes the topic willy nillily.

  • Stephen Lewis
    Stephen LewisÅr siden

    Deadly what?

  • Ser Bronn Of Highgarden
    Ser Bronn Of HighgardenÅr siden

    This show is proof that steve and karl were the ones who carried ricky in their podcasts

  • cyberfoot

    cyberfoot

    År siden

    @Kevin Flemming Ricky is great as well. Those three were the dream team.

  • Kevin Flemming

    Kevin Flemming

    År siden

    Having listened to the XFM shows multiple times and going through these, that becomes more apparent with each passing episode. There are the occasional hidden gems, or certain parts of an episode that are still good, but there is so much repetition that I find myself not really listening to what is being said most of the time. Ricky really doesn't have much in the way of captivating chat and comes across as an incredibly boring person, continuously repeating the same tired old stories, regardless of his views and knowledge. It's just a shame that he's such a lazy fuck (as with XFM, basically leaving it to two other people to carry his ass the whole time), because these shows could be dynamite with some proper planning, interesting subjects, more varied guests. And giving them a chance to speak, instead of interrupting every five seconds. Like the first few episodes were great. Informative, intriguing, witty, clever, genuinely entertaining. But it didn't take very long to derail.

  • Matt Nipperess
    Matt NipperessÅr siden

    Yeah people keep listening for the same reason we keep going to see Alien films...loyalty and the hope of something new

  • Thom smith
    Thom smithÅr siden

    Pompous Gervais

  • Euan Franklin
    Euan FranklinÅr siden

    Nearly choked on my tea. 'What do you want me to do, knock their heads off!?"

  • Richard Wilkinson
    Richard WilkinsonÅr siden

    Right. Good. This one is amazing again. Please stay off the free speech rants and the atheism, RG. When you talk shit about shit, there's no-one as funny as you.

  • Paulthorpe
    PaulthorpeÅr siden

    Have to concur a Guilded Banalathon, even by their standards !

  • Stephen Gartside
    Stephen GartsideÅr siden

    get Karl on!!

  • Kasper Hauser
    Kasper HauserÅr siden

    At last, a version of Karl that I would like to fuck and a version of Steve that I am taller than.

  • Nighty
    NightyÅr siden

    6:04 I think thats sleep apnoea

  • Tom Dangerous
    Tom DangerousÅr siden

    Fucking terrible podcast. Keep up the shit work!

  • Scotland Home
    Scotland HomeÅr siden

    No karl no listen No smerch no listen

  • Gary Dennis
    Gary DennisÅr siden

    Everybody and there dog are doing podcasts now. Literally every comedian. And it all stemmed from Ricky, Steve and Karl all them years ago. And nothing will ever get even close to what they did. Everyone clamming for them to do more should just leave it. Leave it as it was. It wont be the same.

  • Ser Bronn Of Highgarden

    Ser Bronn Of Highgarden

    År siden

    There was loads of podcasts before ricky steve and karl. Theirs was just the most downloaded.

  • Most Mysterious
    Most MysteriousÅr siden

    Love these Podcasts, Ricky. Keep them up.

  • James D Robertson
    James D RobertsonÅr siden

    Ricky is starting to sound like Karl @26mins: Awrigh guys what's goin' on 'ere? Etc.

  • *_MrSpanky_*
    *_MrSpanky_*År siden

    Nothing beats the XFM Podcast

  • Apodis
    ApodisÅr siden

    Oh well! At least now I can say I gave it a chance. This podcast series isn't terrible, but there are others which take priority over it. It all feels a bit recycled.

  • P Anon
    P AnonÅr siden

    glad to hear that about Charlie Brooker as I am exactly the same, one of that 4%, cannot visualise anthing in my mind - just get a "feeling" or sense of what something is when I try to recall or imagine it. Very hard to explain to people and only those that are like that understand it.

  • Emer O'Broin
    Emer O'BroinÅr siden

    Yes, do a phone in. I'd listen to that.

  • user 1
    user 1År siden

    De Trout spinners

  • Daniel Dwit

    Daniel Dwit

    År siden

    Buy on ferry

  • moltisanti

    moltisanti

    År siden

    Christ! De berg!

  • *_MrSpanky_*

    *_MrSpanky_*

    År siden

    Wet knee Houston

  • maverick792
    maverick792År siden

    Ricky....Talk about the ongoing Cricket World Cup.

  • Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas
    Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else TexasÅr siden

    What the fuck kinda crap's this bullshit? You limey-ass snivvelers gots the nerve t' dish out this kinda cheap-ass meanderin ' shit? I heard this son'vabitch gettin' payed a mighty pretty penny for just sittin' on his fat ass talkin' all kindsa jive-ass bullshit like this! Boy, I mean t' tell y'all..that's some kinda crazy ass crap right there boy! Down Texas where i's from you gotsta fuckin' work hard for your fuckin' dollar know what i's sayin'? Kinda crap is this? You tellin' me this mother gettin' payed millions for this lazy ass horse-shit straight outa fuckin' dullsville? You mean t' tell my ass there's people sleepin' in fuckin' cardboard cities out there while some motherfucker radio station's boss is giving this lazy-ass urine merchant more money 'n' the fuckin' President. Kinda fuckin' shit is that? Buddy that's sure some crazy ass sheep-dip right there, boy!

  • Tom Walsh
    Tom WalshÅr siden

    Diane Morgan is as close to Karl Pilkington as we can get, she is a gem. Imagine her doing a podcast with Karl. Fuck me!

  • Benjamin James
    Benjamin JamesÅr siden

    PLEASE: Karl & Diane in the same room with Ricky and record it.

  • hedgehog1965uk

    hedgehog1965uk

    År siden

    I think I know what would happen, cos I've seen in a few times in my own life when I got two stupid people together and assumed they would get on. Karl will say "That Diane is an idiot", and Diane will say "That Karl is an idiot". They lack self awareness about their own stupidity (Dunning Kruger anyone?).

  • DancingFrogs XB1

    DancingFrogs XB1

    År siden

    You read my mind, a was thinking is Ricky hoping he's found the female Karl, some of the questions lmao, just Karl and Diane Q&A

  • Ryan G.

    Ryan G.

    År siden

    The nonsense would be overwhelming.

  • Jake Bray
    Jake BrayÅr siden

    Fuck me rick you took your time with this one, been waiting months for this to come out. Probably only did it to plug your new show to be honest ^^. Dianne is like Karls educated big brother i swear. Get Karl and Dianne to sit down together please! you have enough money to make it work while for him. Keep up the good work!

  • Willem Groenewegen
    Willem GroenewegenÅr siden

    "The people who are still listening to this, there's probably something wrong with them - no offense" No offense taken :))

  • Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas

    Cowboy Joe from Mexico - else Texas

    År siden

    Well if y'all ask me there's sure some poor bored sons o' bitches out there if they's got nothin' better t' do than listen t' some crap like this fuckin' bullshit man! Listen boy, I mean t' tell y'all I can't believe this guy gettin' payed a mighty pretty penny for just - a - sittin' there on his fat ass talkin' all kindsa tumbleweed shit 'n' some stupid son'vabitch paying the greedy mother millions so i's - a - hearin' ! Buddy boy I mean t' tell ya' when you thinks about all them poor bastards livin' in cardboard cities who can't get a fuckin' break , while rich sons o' guns gettin' more money'n the fuckin' President. Kinda shit is that? I tell you straight man, down Texas where i's from you gotsta fuckin' work hard for your dollar know wha' I'm sayin'? Down Texas you don't get away with this kinda lazy-ass horse shit, you gotsta be fuckin' kidding my ass, boy! Kinda crap is that?

  • William Thommes
    William ThommesÅr siden

    Hahah I’ve been waiting for this for ages haha. Love it

  • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

    Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

    År siden

    Personally speaking, in terms of the overall levels of any form of enjoyment and/or real entertainment gleaned from these SiriusFM emissions of interminable sludge, I find waiting for death's inevitable claw upon one's shoulder much more desirable. 🎩

  • nikolaneberemed
    nikolaneberemedÅr siden

    How can she tell the difference between a natural phenomenon that we haven't figured out yet and a supernatural phenomenon?

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    I don't know if the beginning of this podcast is secretly referencing 'The Owl In Daylight' or just a coincidence that the theme is there.

  • summerboyfun
    summerboyfunÅr siden

    To the people who don't like this podcast but listen every week to trash it- why??

  • summerboyfun

    summerboyfun

    År siden

    @Richard Wilkinson Didn't expect such a non-trolling answer, thanks! I suppose I can feel the frustration too with circling back over the same topics or hearing the same anecdote for the nth time, however it's still better than a lot of podcasts out there and feel like that people cannot wait to shit all over it in the comments here as soon as it's posted.

  • Richard Wilkinson

    Richard Wilkinson

    År siden

    Speaking for myself, it's because sometimes, like this episode, it's absolute podcast gold. It's such a fall from this to the atheism/worthy/free-speech/ranty ones that we're compelled to comment through sheer force of disappointment.

  • Ant B
    Ant BÅr siden

    Why do I get the feeling that all Diane's claims about ways to boost your brain power are just pop psychology? Then again I do remember that doing puzzles to protect against Alzheimer's is over-rated... Apparently, it only makes you good at doing puzzles...

  • experiment54

    experiment54

    År siden

    Anthony Butler you want a physical skill that triggers new neural pathways to form. Learn a new skill. Martial arts are good for keeping you developing new pathways.

  • Marcus Holland
    Marcus HollandÅr siden

    Karl answering Diane’s questions would be the best thing ever!!!

  • JoNNy Bravo
    JoNNy BravoÅr siden

    Cheers mate, I subbed just so maybe its a bit more regular!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

    Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

    År siden

    ??

  • ben dolby
    ben dolbyÅr siden

    YES. I have been waiting for this!

  • J P
    J PÅr siden

    Love these pod casts. Diane is brill every time. Light hearted, silly and a fun listen. Just take it as it is!

  • voodoochile333
    voodoochile333År siden

    Gervais carbon footprint means that there's less green. I love his double standards.

  • Jimmy the mad ostrich

    Jimmy the mad ostrich

    År siden

    I hear the greedy cunt's now got himself a private jet!

  • Ste chung
    Ste chungÅr siden

    Mark was brilliant in Manchester won the crowd over and had little in jokes with the crowd for the late comers Ricky was ok as well

  • Ashy
    AshyÅr siden

    Every Deadly Sirius comment section is basically that scene from Finding Nemo with the seagulls, “Karl Karl Karl, get Karl on” give it a rest ricky gets on who he wants

  • I AM ZIM!!

    I AM ZIM!!

    År siden

    Nah, Karl

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    Senility. Gung Fu is proven to stave off senility. Great for the body too. Book your first lesson now. Link on my about page.

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    Why do people still listen? Well speaking for myself. I come for the picture. Listening to the podcast is second to staring at the same picture for an hour.

  • Jimmy the mad ostrich

    Jimmy the mad ostrich

    År siden

    Ha!..personally I stare at a steaming pile of freshly shat dog turd for an hour. Much more entertaining than this load of old bollocks!

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    What would you do if you woke up surrounded by 20 mummies round your bed? Reach over and slap the twat who came up with such a retarded question. After the slap has reset the cunt like we did in the old days with TV sets I’d say would you like to learn some Gung fu, it’ll help keep your mind from saying useless crap.

  • Mr. Mirkhan
    Mr. MirkhanÅr siden

    Awesome episode.

  • experiment54
    experiment54År siden

    What they don’t tell about the monkey study was they put his dick in his hand and he wanked himself silly thinking it was someone else’s hand. True story.

  • hedgehog1965uk
    hedgehog1965ukÅr siden

    Diane gets more and more like Karl every time I listen to her.

  • hedgehog1965uk

    hedgehog1965uk

    År siden

    @The Quiet Room Ricky and Steve were often accused of "bullying" Karl. I can't see Ricky trying to force Dianne to eat five McDonald's hamburgers in a minute (or whatever that challenge was).

  • The Quiet Room

    The Quiet Room

    År siden

    I think Ricky is a little gentler upon Diane's stupidity... which is nice

  • Trevor Hiscox

    Trevor Hiscox

    År siden

    I think Ricky creates that type of character as he gets to know them. Karl Pilkington may never have been like he became for those radio shows :)

  • Vee Macks
    Vee MacksÅr siden

    Another one with repeat guests ... skip! Hope Ricky can get some new guests again one day.

  • rxp56

    rxp56

    År siden

    The guests are not the problem, Ricky is. He's not good at this.

  • voodoochile333

    voodoochile333

    År siden

    Vee Macks As long as it's not Dawkins or the aethiest bloke

  • Marcus Cross
    Marcus CrossÅr siden

    I will listen to this with my ears

  • hedgehog1965uk
    hedgehog1965ukÅr siden

    Diane is trying to get out of Ricky how he disposed of Steve Merchant's body.

  • RaRa
    RaRaÅr siden

    What would I change the colour of? Definitely poo.

  • RaRa

    RaRa

    År siden

    @experiment54 Good plan. :o)

  • experiment54

    experiment54

    År siden

    @RaRa have you tired drinking beetroot juice. I've found it to have the effect you are looking for.

  • RaRa

    RaRa

    År siden

    @voodoochile333 Does he miraculously turn his poo from brown to purple?

  • RaRa

    RaRa

    År siden

    @experiment54 Yes, generally various shades of brown. I'd rather it all be purple.

  • experiment54

    experiment54

    År siden

    RaRa surely poo is many different colours depending on the day of the week.

  • Ben Godleman
    Ben GodlemanÅr siden

    Hairy Chinese kid

  • Matt
    MattÅr siden

    Man moth

  • urcritic
    urcriticÅr siden

    Holy shit Ricky... the NOlocal notification on my phone cut the title off to "Ricky Gervais is Dead" - almost had a stroke

  • Emily V Yelyzaveta
    Emily V YelyzavetaÅr siden

    Ricky is a pretty big deal yet he can't get anyone else outside his little social circle. The only good ones were with Jerry Seinfeld, Brian Cox, Bill Bailey and Richard Dawkins. Everything else is on repeat. I stopped buying these because of it. He needs to talk to folk like Chris Morris, Armando Iannucci, Charlie Brooker, Steve Coogan and Stewart Lee. He managed to get Jerry, so he should definitely be able to get Larry David on!

  • n0ka

    n0ka

    År siden

    I think you need some more names

  • ANT-METAL

    ANT-METAL

    År siden

    Emily Amaliji Yelyzaveta Vanko Gilmore yup a huge stack of total lefties. Diversity of thought goes right down the shitter even more.

  • Louis Hessey-Antell

    Louis Hessey-Antell

    År siden

    Don't forget Noel Gallagher. That was mega.

  • n0ka

    n0ka

    År siden

    Cuz he doesn't like most people

  • Marcus Cross

    Marcus Cross

    År siden

    @Egg's Aunt Ada. The funny thing is, I wrote my comment before listening to this episode, but I did actually enjoy this one. It made for some light-hearted chat to relax before bed, and Diane is funny. But I still think it would be interesting if he had guests that push him out of his depth, like the ones you mentioned. Or Joe Rogan. Get him on Rogan's podcast, a situation where he won't be in control and Joe would not let things go unchallenged.

  • Vít Němec
    Vít NěmecÅr siden

    Okay, they totally did the hemispheres bit back around ep. 16-20. What a recycle bin this is.

  • moltisanti

    moltisanti

    År siden

    Vít Němec yeah and on XFM they spoke about hairy Chinese kids every day week, but it was still funny.

  • Fingaz MC
    Fingaz MCÅr siden

    Lol @ Gervais mixing up conversations he's had with Karl & Diane

  • CORNISHDUDE
    CORNISHDUDEÅr siden

    I'm a KP nut

  • Kribo Msandawana
    Kribo MsandawanaÅr siden

    ricky love u man plz never stop and plz have Karl on sometime

  • Fingaz MC
    Fingaz MCÅr siden

    Way hey Diane!

  • Sarah Gill
    Sarah GillÅr siden

    I love everything you do but I don't like this podcasty thing. Sorry.

  • Jimmy the mad ostrich

    Jimmy the mad ostrich

    År siden

    Gary Dennis. Guess that's the sad state of affairs we're living in these days...celebrities getting paged more and more dosh for less and less in terms of artistic merit! Mind you, he's not as bad as those Instagram advertising whores such as the Kardashian 's etc

  • Gary Dennis

    Gary Dennis

    År siden

    @Jimmy the mad ostrich the money? You're having a laugh. Hes doing this for the craic. He could fart on Netflix for 20 million these days.

  • Marcus Holland

    Marcus Holland

    År siden

    Sarah Gill Play a record.

  • Terry Woodward

    Terry Woodward

    År siden

    He’s made you look a bit of a twat already.

  • Sarah Gill

    Sarah Gill

    År siden

    @Marcus Holland Ooh burn! 🙄

  • shigurui
    shiguruiÅr siden

    Finally 👌🏿

  • Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

    Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

    År siden

    ...and there was my most distinguished and esteemed good self thinking that this dull interminable sludge upon our poor suffering earholes was finally over! ...alas, it seems not. 🎩

  • Kieran Morris
    Kieran MorrisÅr siden

    SuperNature was amazing ricky! Please don't sarcastically reply to this. Actually, please do.

  • CORNISHDUDE

    CORNISHDUDE

    År siden

    Rick literally never does, too busy trawling twitter

  • Milnow

    Milnow

    År siden

    Where have you seen it? I'm going next month

  • Molly Wolf
    Molly WolfÅr siden

    I desperately hope the joke he was on about is in this

  • hedgehog1965uk

    hedgehog1965uk

    År siden

    @Molly Wolf It doesn't look like it was mentioned here. He must have been pulling our legs.

  • Molly Wolf

    Molly Wolf

    År siden

    hedgehog1965uk yeah

  • hedgehog1965uk

    hedgehog1965uk

    År siden

    The thing he just tweeted about apologising in advance for a joke he just thought up?

  • Dominic
    DominicÅr siden

    I wonder if Gervais read these comment

  • Neil Groves

    Neil Groves

    År siden

    @Gary Dennis Steve Mitchell and Karl Pilkboys.

  • Gary Dennis

    Gary Dennis

    År siden

    No. But I bet Steve and Karl do.

  • Neil Groves

    Neil Groves

    År siden

    @Adrian Blair train wrestling a kid down syndrome way

  • Neil Groves

    Neil Groves

    År siden

    @hedgehog1965uk Froggy isn't PC enough for today's world sadly.

  • hedgehog1965uk

    hedgehog1965uk

    År siden

    @Neil Groves Wow, that takes me back. I bet even Ricky wouldn't know what you are on about. It was his impromptu "advert" for a magazine that was complete nonsense (the advert, not the magazine). "Dr Frog here".

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