Ricky Gervais is deadly senile.. Same boring stories recycled (curtains, shelves) Same guests every week. “The thing about offensive comedy is...” “Twitter is like graffiti on a toilet wall” Bring back Merchant and do something worth while. Your loosing it Rick... you were a podcast Lion once.

I'd like a pint with Diane and natter about baby Hitler.

Sanjeev: Well my experience of racism as a British Asian- Ricky: Racism? I'll tell you about racism...

Social politics again. Diane totally wasted. (not in that sense)

Good one this! Only missing a bit of hairy Chinese kid chat.

@Ricky Gervais Please talk about the verdict of the Comedian in Canada who got convicted for telling a joke about a minor with disability. Check out Viva Frei video about it: "Does Canada Have Freedom of Speech? The Mike Ward Decision - Viva Frei Vlawg"

Man's not Bot

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Wind it in.

Play some "King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard" on your show.

Load of rubbish. No P I L K Y no Russell Harty.

omg it's Philomena Cunk. Love it

Loved this. Didn't balls it up like #51 lol Cheers

Diane is excellent

wow, i did not expect this serious discussion, it was awesome!

Sasha T.

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@SingleFNotGiver yeah, I just corrected it :P thanks

SingleFNotGiver

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expect??

Grandad's back, ranting about twitter again. Shame. I have another theory - if Ricky perceives one of his guests as higher status than him, it unnerves him and his defense is to go to script about things he feels comfortable saying. When it's just Diane and one of his support acts he can relax and be the comedy genius we all know he is.

You owe it to your fans Ricky to at least explain what the hell happened between you, Steve and Karl. How can you pretend that those 2 had no role in where your career is now without these 2 by NEVER even mentioning them.

Daniel Knight

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Ricky doesn't owe anyone anything.

Marcus Cross

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I think it's pretty obvious to be honest. Steve and Karl's solo careers took off so they no longer needed Ricky. I really think it's that simple.

Best one yet 😍

Sir Barnaby St.John Toffington

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@Clint Eastwood fishing for dolly-birds ...is that true? ...if so, one only feels inclined to utter the last words of a thespian in the role of Oscar Wilde..that is to say.. "Christ, what's it come to"? 🎩

The weirdest thing about these podcasts is how strikingly similar to Karl Pilkington Diane Morgan is, almost a carbon copy sometimes, yet it never gets mentioned by any one of them in the studio. Ricky's clearly fucking with the fans. He knows what he's doing!

Interglotti

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Not listened to this one yet (I usually wait for them to come out on iTunes) but Diane never seems to mention Philomena Cunk either, it makes me wonder if that the character is based on Karl

The Kumars at no. 42 was also a Rockbusters prize once. Deep.

P O S T

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Ryan G. The Kumars at number faulty tooth

I thought Danny Baker and Ricky were mates? (According to xfm anyway)

Wheres karl pilkington get him back

Thank fuck for comedy, The UK is becoming Orwellian (but run by fuckwits O Brian would have seen put doon) in its handling of just about everything. Ricky and others are really leading a crusade of sense

"Look at that town down there. You see the bridge crossing the river that leads into our village? I built that bridge with my own two bare hands. But do they call me McGregor, the Bridgebuilder? No. "And you see the Church in the middle of our village, overlooking the square? Well I built that Church with my own two bare hands. And do they call me...McGregor, the Churchbuilder? No." He pauses, and looks over at his friend. "But you fucked a sheep once."

PRODUCER: Who do you want on this week's podcast, Ricky? RICKY: Is Diane available again? PRODUCER: Well, obviously! But who else? RICKY: Ooh, I dunno. PRODUCER: How about someone new? Sanjeev Bhaskar? RICKY: Yeah, great! Why not? PRODUCER: What will you discuss with him? RICKY: Well, he's Asian, isn't he? How about racism? PRODUCER: Perfick! But don't forget to lead it in slowly. How about letting him tell historical racism anecdotes first, you mock the people in his stories who saw him only as an Asian man and nothing else, then continue and continue the anti-racist theme yourself and hope nobody realises you're just like all those other idiots who only saw him as an Asian man clearly not worthy of discussing any other topics than what relate to the colour of his skin? RICKY: Perfick!

Hayley Mills

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Lol brilliant analysis

We've been burgled! How did they get in? Through the cow flap

Ricky and the wonder of bolton meet the kumars haha

Imagine Karl meeting Diane... It would be magical

Marcus Cross

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Rumour has it that Diane is Karl's long-lost twin sister that was given up for adoption when they were toddlers.

Be the bigger man and make up with Karl “Bring back the bald Manc. One Night Only”

80% of comments on deadly Sirius= people thinking that if they demand the return of Steve and Karl, Ricky will see their comments and invite them on the show. Not going to happen. Get over it, move on.

Marcus Cross

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@edilcanidal I really liked your witty put-down, but I also liked the comment you replied to. Maybe this is what it feels like when a parent sees one of their children hit the other child.

Hayley Mills

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@edilcanidal 😂

edilcanidal

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Keep on posting this. Everyone demanding the return of Steve and Karl will see this and stop asking.

There's a lil bromance brewing between Diane and Ricky.

Sanjeev reminds me of a mix between Stephen Merchant and Robin Ince

So frustrating that he doesn’t mention Steve. So odd

Jacob Anderson

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Renewed RS He’s not in any way overrated. He is somewhat egotistical. Clearly something, however, happened behind the scenes. It’ll probably never come out-but for as long as it doesn’t, it paints Ricky in a bad light.

Renewed RS

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It's not odd when you consider Ricky is a known egomaniac. I'm glad Steve has got his own thing going on now, and away from this overrated 'comedian'. What an ungrateful bastard.

Unfortunately I am old enough to remember when Ricky's primary concern was being funny, and not preachy.

John Cleese only answers questions on Fawlty Towers if asked. No need with Gervais! He raises The Office whether asked or not. I KNOW I'VE GOT GUESTS BUT THIS PODCAST IS ABOUT ME!

Diane "John Wayne racist - oh no" - she will take down all his posters now she sounded so let down

experiment54

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David Brady she’s deleted him from her wank bank

Mel Gibson's going to play Santa? Is it a Passion of the Christ spinoff?

I've grown to love Diane Morgan. I guese this is what the listeners felt like when first listening to karl on XFM at the time

hedgehog1965uk

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@Tom Walsh Ah, but does she have a head like a fucking orange?

Tom Walsh

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@Surf Widow hahaha yeah, when she says things like that i can picture her pulling a gormless face like karl

What would you do if locked in solitary confinement for 6 months? Of course there’s only one thing. Gung Fu. Even if chained to a wall as 80% of it is in the mind. Make sure you’ve got your Gung Fu now incase you ever get locked in solitary confinement. Contact now before it’s too late. Small print: if you’re broke don’t bother contacting me as I’m not running a charity.

Get karl and steve on already

Edward bevington

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@rob mcmahon I thought that. It's interesting. Something to do with Karl series on sky iv heard tho. 'sick of it'.

rob mcmahon

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@Edward bevington That's just the line he wheels in countless interviews. They're in cahoots making each other lots of money. I'm sure Karl was happy to appear to be the butt of the joke.

Edward bevington

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It's a recent thing. NOlocal it, you'll find Ricky talking about how Karl was experiment at Oxford q&a. That's a pretty rough thing to call a supposed friend too. I HOPE it's not true tbh bud.

IAmRedherrings

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@Edward bevington how do know this because I've only ever seen evidence of Ricky and Steve being at odds with each other

Edward bevington

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He's fallen out with Karl bud. Karl and Steve talk apparently tho.

Ricky still says "when I" when he refers to Office...

poobutt ass

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@Arturo Bandini weve all got a mate who takes credit for other peoples opinions/jokes, like most of rickys new stand up is mostly things karl pilkington said on their podcasts nobody else could have played david brent better though, as ricky=david irl

Arturo Bandini

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His spiteful avoidance of SM's name is really off-putting. If he frankly explained, "Yeah, we fell out, so I won't talk about SM anymore", then it might be understandable to a degree. But otherwise he comes off as petty and mean. If you consider RG' independent work, it proves that SM was always the driving force behind their greatest work.

Ricky , I now ,after googling it , agree w you being an Aphidist ; All the viruses they spread on flowers . :)

Yes Ricky, love these....

Goodness Gracious Me was epic! I loved that show!!!! Amazing work 👍

I really like Indian women. Not sure why or how it came about but i really am attracted to them, except the fat ones, I’m not into them, not sure why, just don’t like fat chicks.

n0ka

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Yep, main reason being is they smell

Jacob Anderson

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s

When I first caught the office I didn’t realise it was Ricky’s work and I thought it was a real documentary and turnt it off, well I changed the channel as that’s what we did back in the day. What I’m saying is the style and acting was so convincing that I thought who are these twats in this real documentary, I can’t be arsed to watch them.

experiment54

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Naz Hussain jet fuel burnt steel beams 🤔

Naz Hussain

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experiment54 you’re going to tell us you thought 9/11 was real next, aren’t you?

Enjoyed this one - back on track imho - some funny geo political/cultural assessments...

Rickurry :)

"Where's my cosh" "Have you got a cosh?" haha

Spinoza was Dutch not Swedish.

I tell you what...

1000 cal? that's insane

Ryan G.

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That's why they taste so fucking good.

Niaurus

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it definitely is

jordan e

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Ghee my man

Skip again !

Marcus Cross

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Skip, skip, skip to the loo. Skip to the loo my darling.

Ah good, Diane Morgan. Some fresh blood for a change~

jordan e

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@Elephantstone 1 out of 20 ain't bad!

Elephantstone

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Emily Amaliji Yelyzaveta Vanko Gilmore Come now lo, Sanjeev is.

Good job Diane is there!

Diane Morgan has replaced Karl Dilkington as Ricky's muse

jordan e

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Agree..she's good but I gotta say she's never made me laugh out loud like Karl.

Woo