Trump Desperately Tries to Keep Job He Doesn't Even Do


Day 20 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump tweeted and golfed his way through the virtual G-20 summit, a new Trump character was introduced and then promptly killed off, Jimmy has another new plan to trick Trump out of the White House, Donald Trump Jr. (DJTJ) tested positive for "The Rona," Eric Trump’s wife Lara is looking to potentially run for the Senate in North Carolina, despite CDC warnings airports were packed in anticipation of Thanksgiving, we discover Guillermo's Star Wars obsession after he decorated his front yard for Christmas, and a new high-tech option to celebrate the holidays from home.
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  • Linda Hollinger
    Linda Hollinger6 dager siden

    So your going to B.A. Baracus the President. Awesome. I love it. lol

  • Katie H
    Katie H10 dager siden

    "So the CDC tells us to not travel, so we are travelling...."

  • Katie H
    Katie H10 dager siden

    "The same people they had to tell not to eat Tide Pods!"

  • Antionette Heimann
    Antionette Heimann12 dager siden

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  • Nick Priebe
    Nick Priebe13 dager siden


  • Paul Mann
    Paul Mann15 dager siden

    Tedious, not even funny, pay that audience to cackle and crow

  • cheryl laney
    cheryl laney16 dager siden

    Everyone else is in need of seeing him in jail.

  • cool kid
    cool kid17 dager siden


  • Tom Sdralis
    Tom Sdralis17 dager siden

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  • Arthur Varady
    Arthur Varady18 dager siden

    Will it qualify for a presidential library after it leaves the White House? If so, I have 2 questions: 1-will the library have actual books? 2-will there be an adults only section in the rear? 🇺🇸

  • Kourosh Rm7
    Kourosh Rm720 dager siden

    The only ones who have less brain cells than Jimmy Kimmel are his fans

  • Coulter Noronha
    Coulter Noronha22 dager siden

    Wait do they have an actual audience during Covid?

  • longshorts3
    longshorts322 dager siden

    Jimmy Kimmel "Live"? I thought he was an animated corpse spewing out things nobody wanted to hear. Of course, most people are dead asleep and rarely warch him on the liberal far left "boob tube" hour. I could do some more character assassination, but why when he does so well for himself! Makes me wonder if his Mother ever had any kids that lived, eh? Don't you wish you were Trump? All sorts of free exposure by the leading liberal televised nightly - such popularity! Gawd, could I stand the strain!

  • dancingnature
    dancingnature23 dager siden

    Ain’t doing Jack Nicklaus! Lol

  • Sandip Mandal
    Sandip Mandal25 dager siden

    Its all fun and games until Jimmy Kimmel has a heart attack

  • Shane Smih
    Shane Smih26 dager siden

    Maga 2020 isn't going away. Just about to begin we don't recognize china joe and kneepads there cabal starting. Special council oppointed investigate Biden crime family and people committed treason rigging election. The big bad 🍊 man

  • Michael Birkett
    Michael Birkett26 dager siden

    All I want for Christmas is a White House without a Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

  • Burton Van
    Burton Van28 dager siden

    Your show sucks

  • Mick Karabegovic
    Mick Karabegovic29 dager siden

    As old Romans would call him: Gaius Julius Rudus ;)

  • Daniel Larson
    Daniel LarsonMåned siden


  • Not Sure
    Not SureMåned siden

    What is going on with these replies different people the same exact comment word for word, lie, cheat and steal, .Six corporations and their subsidiaries own over ninety percent of the media and you can tell .Honesty was the best policy now look what you have created.

  • frederick bierweiler
    frederick bierweilerMåned siden

    good one steal team 5 lol

  • Not Sure
    Not SureMåned siden

    You Tube don't play us for fools.

  • Not Sure
    Not SureMåned siden

    Too many duplicate comments people look for yourself.

  • Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Måned siden

    Five different people with the same exact comment word for word, I see now.

  • Not Sure
    Not SureMåned siden

    Something funny going on here in these comments too many duplicate comments.

  • Not Sure
    Not SureMåned siden

    Hop Sing Hunter

  • Not Sure
    Not SureMåned siden

    AlexHand AndresD the same people?, the exact same comment.

  • thomas winters
    thomas wintersMåned siden


  • thomas winters
    thomas wintersMåned siden


  • millanjfr1
    millanjfr1Måned siden

    He is only trying to keep the job because it keeps him from getting indicted.

  • Daniel Acosta
    Daniel AcostaMåned siden

    NOTHING but a CROOK from tha eastcoast C'mon America Be REAL(.WW.) $ ohh $ he's Tiny 💯

  • SmarZ
    SmarZMåned siden

    I love the title of this

  • Vivian Perino
    Vivian PerinoMåned siden

    Don’t ship the Blob to Canada 🇨🇦 or I’ll have to move to Brostralia....

  • Jamie Lang
    Jamie LangMåned siden

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  • killjoy cola
    killjoy colaMåned siden

    he wants to keep the job because of the money he makes from it.. he made over 4 billion in the last 4 years.. that's more then he's ever made in the last 10 years

  • Ang Goose
    Ang GooseMåned siden

    Jimmy, you should make a show with Trevor Noah. I’m sure if you guys put your brains together, you should make a as funny show or probably not.

  • Lisa Klose
    Lisa KloseMåned siden

    Disrespect is all you actors are good at, your pathetic! STAY AWAY FROM OUR CHILDREN JIMMY!

  • Camille P
    Camille PMåned siden

    He’s busy alright - smoke n mirrors - appears to be ‘playing golf’ - lining his nest behind the scenes for his own benefit wen he finally gets booted fr site - most disgraceful Pres ever.... wat will be his legacy?? Yet to be discovered - all his behind the scenes treason for his own gain 😡

  • Pearl's Koffee
    Pearl's KoffeeMåned siden

    Jimmy Jimmy this is the behaviour of a man who celebrates dead

  • Hans Christopherson
    Hans ChristophersonMåned siden

    Trump loves to say “do nothing Democrats”, whose doing nothing now

  • Buzz Miller
    Buzz MillerMåned siden

    Trump haters are pathetic

  • Ogcocephalus Corniger

    Ogcocephalus Corniger

    Måned siden

    Would you care to explain why?

  • Robert Perez
    Robert PerezMåned siden

    What did you expect...? MORE STUPID LIES IS WHAT CAME OUT OF HIS FOUL MOUTH! And to think that 25 Republican Senators are afraid of him! Those Senators should be MORE afraid of the voters at the polls!!

  • Carol Cornell
    Carol CornellMåned siden

    Wow Trump is Soo desperate ....we don't want you as the president....I never did ....say goodbye Donny

  • Slip E
    Slip EMåned siden


  • Tracy
    TracyMåned siden

    Lol! Uncle rental! 🤣🤣

  • Oscar Colindres
    Oscar ColindresMåned siden

    He doesn't care about America he never does his job.

  • Ogcocephalus Corniger

    Ogcocephalus Corniger

    Måned siden

    All he cares about is himself

  • Matteo Prezioso
    Matteo PreziosoMåned siden

    So that's how it went: - Obama - nothing - Biden. I'm right, you know it (especially Reps). You're welcome, ciao.

  • Jayson Childs
    Jayson ChildsMåned siden

    9:17 That guy is an Imperial walker xD

  • Officer Dva
    Officer DvaMåned siden

    Caravan of carts a Cartavan?

  • ElAye Antique Vintage Jewelry & Collectibles
    ElAye Antique Vintage Jewelry & CollectiblesMåned siden

    Siegfand and trump! Hahaha!

  • Donna Garriott
    Donna GarriottMåned siden

    Love Jimmy 🎉💖 Did you know Trump on Depends omg just think him and McDonald's and depends wow diaper Trump

  • Herbsewell
    HerbsewellMåned siden

    *Dump trucks has left chat*

  • Larry S
    Larry SMåned siden

    That golf swing looked more like weed whacking!

  • Dee Bee
    Dee BeeMåned siden


  • Dee Bee
    Dee BeeMåned siden

    Simple Jimmy who has nothing in common with the every day people

  • Dee Bee
    Dee BeeMåned siden

    Dummy lol

  • Oliver Stapleton
    Oliver StapletonMåned siden

    BREAKING NEWS: Remake of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”. No need for auditions, leading actors - Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Copeland and Paula White. Coming to Mental Institutions and Prisons near you very soon.

  • MrGambit106
    MrGambit106Måned siden


  • Alex SM
    Alex SMMåned siden

    Wtf is up with all the replicated comments? Is this comment section full of bots or what?

  • Bill Fitzpatrick
    Bill FitzpatrickMåned siden

    It's not the job he wants to keep, it's his get out of jail free card! He ran for this job to help his brand, never thinking Americans would be stupid enough to vote for him! Like Dickens said, never underestimate stupidity! Beware this child "want" But fear the child "ignorance"!

  • The Heard
    The HeardMåned siden

    I wonder how people would feel about a blow up nativity scene, Star Wars style, with Baby Yoda substited as Baby Jesus 🤔🤷

  • David Quillin
    David QuillinMåned siden

    "As graceful as a dump truck." I love this. So simple yet so effective.

  • Agor Adnal
    Agor AdnalMåned siden

    Wants to keep his job because of the perks

  • Lisa Turner
    Lisa TurnerMåned siden

    Your disrespectful!

  • Bennett Craine
    Bennett CraineMåned siden

    Trump spoke nearly everyday for 3 years But he doesn't do anything.

  • Jill troman
    Jill tromanMåned siden

    I wonder what no talent Jimmy will do for material after Trump leaves office?

  • Kelly Beresfordcole

    Kelly Beresfordcole

    Måned siden

    Yeah im gonna miss all the trolls but cant wsit until.he leave

  • Grapes Jr
    Grapes JrMåned siden

    You all will regret clowning Trump, TRUMP IS TRUMP HE SAYS AND DOES THINGS WE ALL HATE BUT HE DOESNT WISH BAD FOR THE COUNTRY. He is a billionaire trying to make y’all country better. Joe Biden is broke, I have heard that y’all got your tax raised and I am pretty sure that there are more bad things to come. Pray to God for the best!

  • Marcus Danchision
    Marcus DanchisionMåned siden

    tRump Jr was also given an IQ came back Negative

  • Nebula Orion
    Nebula OrionMåned siden

    Jimmy Kimmel is racist, shouldn't he disappear?

  • Voice Vitality
    Voice VitalityMåned siden

    Hey Jimmy, what's going to be your joke about your man Joe breaking his foot?

  • Christian Buchholz
    Christian BuchholzMåned siden

    "hypocrylypse" - Jimmy Kimmel just invented a word!

  • Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Måned siden

    You know those people were once considered fools, tables have turned.

  • edsnotgod
    edsnotgodMåned siden

    Unlike rich white Kimmel who recites "duh but Trump duh and duh Trump is duh Trump LOL" every day for four years He deserves to keep his millions of dollars that could feed thousands of orphans duh Trump and duh Trump LOL

  • Akiva Schanzer
    Akiva SchanzerMåned siden

    Relax jimmy

  • Jayne Brohammer
    Jayne BrohammerMåned siden

    Remember Hillary, Joe Biden shall not concede no matter what.......Oh no there's no fraud 4 years ago Russia Russia Russia. Such short memories

  • TheShanePlays
    TheShanePlaysMåned siden

    Donald Jr looks scummy as hell.

  • Phan Yen Trinh
    Phan Yen TrinhMåned siden

    “..the same people who had to be told not to eat Tide Pods,” just about sums up America.

  • Marteen Alexander

    Marteen Alexander

    Måned siden

    @RICHARD ROMANIK you dear sir are one of two things.. a Russian bot or a citizen that is untethered from reality. I can't have a reasonable discussion with you. You do not see reason or facts. All you have is faith. Cults rely on faith and disregard facts. I see you..

  • Marteen Alexander

    Marteen Alexander

    Måned siden

    @RICHARD ROMANIK like I said... Read a book on critical thinking. Obviously someone is doing your thinking for you. You are jumping on every conspiracy theory you see. Lol. Please Google critical thinking, argumentative phallacies, Noam Chomsky, etc. Your inability to negotiate basic facts is disturbing.

  • Marteen Alexander

    Marteen Alexander

    Måned siden

    @RICHARD ROMANIK Actually I'm a republican. And I voted trump out as did many Republicans... this is one of the millions of reasons why he lost.

  • Marteen Alexander

    Marteen Alexander

    Måned siden

    @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. You should read a book or two. Something on critical thinking and something by Noem Chomsky. Consider your sources before you reveal ignorance. Get out of your bubble boy.

  • Marteen Alexander

    Marteen Alexander

    Måned siden

    @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. Even now the grifter is milking his donors... I wish you had the sense to realize you have been and are continuing to be played.

  • Jesia Ava
    Jesia AvaMåned siden

    Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

  • Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Måned siden

    Five different people have said the same thing you have word for word, amazing.

  • Jesia Ava

    Jesia Ava

    Måned siden

    January 20th can’t come soon enough.

  • Tonya Shores
    Tonya ShoresMåned siden

    Funny I think Trump is eating CROW for thanksgiving.

  • Karlo Joaquin
    Karlo JoaquinMåned siden

    Legend says he's still golfing night and day

  • Glenn parent
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    Glenn parentMåned siden


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    Glenn parentMåned siden


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    Glenn parentMåned siden


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    Glenn parentMåned siden


  • Maha Boskani
    Maha BoskaniMåned siden

    I wach again und again thanks 🙏🏼🤣😂

  • Viveca Williams
    Viveca WilliamsMåned siden

    I know we laugh ( and it is ridiculous) but the fact that he’s been golfing nonstop 🏌️ and has yet to speak publicly & all these Americans are being infected with Covid - is just WOW 😳💔💔💔💔

  • Becca Daily
    Becca DailyMåned siden

    So, what you're saying is...Guillermo should choose Jesus first, next time.

  • Gayle Perry
    Gayle PerryMåned siden

    Whatever they’re paying Guillermo it is NOT ENOUGH

  • Galyna Shevchenko
    Galyna ShevchenkoMåned siden

    Instead of conceding and admitting he lost - ONCE - and be done with it! - he prefers to have been doing it EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW! How stupid it is! Even for trump!

  • Never 2bknown
    Never 2bknownMåned siden

    Are people supposed to trust a comedian, and not even a good of one at that!

  • Major Seventh
    Major SeventhMåned siden

    arn't cha glad to soon be 'RID' of humpty dumpty trumpty...!

  • Joanne Gipson
    Joanne GipsonMåned siden

    He get more delusional as the days gone by!! By the time he leaves the WH he will be ready to live with Randy Quaid!! 😂😂😂

  • Brenda Eliot
    Brenda EliotMåned siden

    This could work

  • Barbarellababe
    BarbarellababeMåned siden

    Trump hurry up and go to prison

  • steven abell
    steven abellMåned siden


  • Maargen Bx
    Maargen BxMåned siden

    Pretty sure Trump’s attorneys all graduated from Trump University.

  • M SYAHRUL UGDIDoctorJupe
    M SYAHRUL UGDIDoctorJupeMåned siden

    "He's as graceful as a.... dump truck" I'm dea-💀💀💀

  • Eu Sei
    Eu SeiMåned siden

    I will save this page in my Favorites and come back on Inauguration Day!

  • Anne Fischer
    Anne FischerMåned siden

    White House in Las Vegas I wouldn't be surprised I'm surprised it hasn't already been thought of and done. art imitates life! we have the Parthenon in Nashville Tennessee! and it would make a lot of money for somebody!

  • Anne Fischer
    Anne FischerMåned siden

    hypocralypse-exactly! I love it.